It is the year 1988, and two 14-year-old high school misfits and nerds — named Mike Butski and Ronald Foule — have a fight in the Oswegonian High School hallways, then drag Chris Crusher into their spat. This seemingly meaningless high school disagreement birthed a twenty-year grudge match which spreads all the way to the “Chrusher: End Cycle” graphic novel. Witness the humble beginnings of the “ChrusherComix” universe and watch it grow from an amateur, silly serial in a high school notepad twenty years ago to a full-fledged comic book today. The complete collection begins with this issue, which is itself a collection of the first three mini-issues in normal comic book format. Enjoy!
S01-E01 – CHRUSHER vs. FOULE vs. BUTSKI!
“Chrusher” must face the crazed student known as Scott “The Cow” – and the madness of his lethal rakes. Yes, I said rakes. But Cow is not the only foe that is lurking… a powerful enemy with an insatiable desire for inflicting pain is waiting in the wings for violent revenge! A digitally re-mastered collection of the “Chris’ Crusher Comics” Mini-Issues #4-6 from 1988 printed for the very first time! Read.
S01-E02 – THE TEENAGE MUTANT RAKING COW!
The Obliterator – a ‘roid-raging bully to pwn all bullies – is back, and he has not forgotten when Chrusher and Terminator has done to him. Revenge – especially in the hands of an unstoppable madman with incredible strength and determination – is a most lethal combination. An important afterschool special on how ‘roid rage can be cool when the comic’s protagonists get their asses beat down, and a janitor gets killed because, well, fvck it… he was stupid enough to intervene when s#it was going down. The bastard. Go.
S01-E03 – OBLITERATOR’S REVENGE!
Scott “The Cow” Gagnoni returns, and “the power will be too much for “Mish Wood!” When Cow takes over the class, he – with his perverse assistant, Justin ‘Strangler’ Plankton – begins to school his fellow classmates in the art of – RAKE SCIENCE! What is rake science, you say? Find out. One of the stupidest, yet funniest comics in the 1st season of Crusher Comics.
S01-E04 – RAKE SCIENCE
Justin Plankton’s severed arm (at the hands of a high school student dressed like a ninja and flailing a katana blade around) has cost him his life. But in the 1980s, there was this problem of dumping toxic waste everywhere and making hings mutate. Well, the toxic waste was dumped on Justin’s grave. Yeah, you know what happens when that happens. Yep. All that and Keith “Slasher” Clarkson has a showdown at the high school dance with Preston” Pain Master”, another wanna-be ninja. Go. Read.
S01-E05 – THE GRIM RAKER
When police apprehend the juvenile delinquent hooligan nerds that were raiding Charity boxes, The COMMANDAH’ decides to utilize them instead of punishing them. He gave them a job! Hired to now protect the locations they once stole from. This new unit is called… THE WELFORCE!
S01-E06 – THE WELFORCE!
The fourteen-year old high school freshman who calls himself Hitman – and who others call him (S)Hitman – RaYzor Cadildo has a master plan. As a member of Welforce by default – as they moved in on his elementary school pro-wrestling grounds and adapted him into their ranks – he plots to join Chrusher’s Conquerors at the expense his fellow – and soon-to-be-former – Welforce agents. Betrayal, backstabs, maniacal laughter, sadistic smackdowns and mass-defeat are soon to follow. RAISE YOUR FULL-LOADED CONDOM LAUNCHERS! FIRE! Also includes “(S)Hitman COmics!“
S01-E07 & 08 – RAYZOR THE TURNCOAT!
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Following the events of issue #8 — RaYzor’s (S)Hitman comics (story and layouts by Ray Castaldo, art and editing by Chris Stevens), in issue #9, (SH)Hitman comics features a flashback to when Ron Foule hit a late puberty and started drooling at the opposite sex for a change (thank God, the rest of the male cast said), but a Muto-Rake transformed him into… MEGA-RON! [Also includes #9 Chris’ Crusher Comics Universe Profiles (1988-89).]
S01-E09 – MEGA-RON & 1988-89 Character Bio-Files
Chrusher, Terminator, and Crasher may have bested Obliterator in the past. Slasher may have hospitalized Cow and Wanna-be-Ninja Chadtraw may have killed Justin – who became the Grim Raker – all in just the first few months of their high school lives. But… see… Grimmy, Cow and Blitzy combined forces in the hospital. Now… the Conquerors and Welforce will have to combine forces to defeat this mad trio. Jumbo-sized finale to season one! Enjoy!
Christopher Stevens
Christopher Galletta Stevens
RaYzor C.
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