“Meet The Welphys!” | The Dark Conquerors #3 [Rated PG-13]

As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don’t believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good.

Written & Illustrated by Christopher Galletta Stevens, Page illustrated 8/26/1996, colored & web-published 7/06/2006.

The Welphys Destroy Oswegonia…

“Look… Get This Gawddamn Chairpost Outta’ My @$$!” | Dark Conquerors vs. #3 (1997)

“Look… Get This Gawddamn Chairpost Outta’ My @$$!” | Dark Conquerors vs. #3 (1997)

Christopher Galletta Stevens Jan 3, 1997 0 min read

“Oh fer’ C*****sake… look… put that gouwddamn chair down and take this CHAIR POST OUTAA’ MY AS!” – Thomas Welphy


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