“Gullible Raking Fool! We Raked Him! HARD! IT IS MY LIFE!!!!!”

Posted on August 12, 1989 by Christopher Galletta Stevens
"What is it with this absurd raking nonsense?" "IT IS MY LIFE!!!"
The violent and vengeful pound-for-pound tough guy Keith "Slasher" Clarkson has been captured. Outnumbered, it is unknown if he is begging to join to really assist The Rake Hectors destroy The Conquerors, or to save himself. Meanwhile, Scott "Cow" Gagnoni professes his life passion... RAKING ASS!

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