As a professor of Coprophilous studies at the local school, Mr. Thomas Welphy is a master of knowing everything about everyone’s shit. Surrounded by Coprophiliac Lunaticials, this makes things very bizarre.
Meanwhile, Mr. Corrodeswithshitfaceman-possesed-Bucky shows down with the man whose mockery made his life a living hell in school — Scott ‘Cow’ Gagnoni!
© 1998 Christopher Galletta Stevens
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