1998-01-24-Insolent-ignoramous-Shit-is-Bucks-food-It fuels-his-power

“Deer usually don’t shit this way unless it was FORCED out. It was in distress!”

As a professor of Coprophilous studies at the local school, Mr. Thomas Welphy is a master of knowing everything about everyone’s shit. Surrounded by Coprophiliac Lunaticials, this makes things very bizarre.

Meanwhile, Mr. Corrodeswithshitfaceman-possesed-Bucky shows down with the man whose mockery made his life a living hell in school — Scott ‘Cow’ Gagnoni!

© 1998 Christopher Galletta Stevens