Welcome to the Crusher Comic Box!
In 1988, an Oswego High School freshman named Chris Stevens decided to take his talent of drawing and entertain himself and his friends by drawing a sketchbook-with-a-storyline featuring character-driven comedy and violence. It became a hit. This whole website is devoted to the ongoing series that started as sketches on lined paper, was at first scored and then noted by teachers - and eventually became part of the Oswego High School student newspaper - the Buccaneer Bulletin - and took 1st place two years, 2nd place one year, and won the Best Cartoon of the Academic Year (1989-90) during its tenure there. Eventually, the comic evolved from the silly slapstick/crude humor gag comics, to well-drawn and scripted immature humor, and finally into the sophisticated professional artwork in the graphic novel that you see today. Originally known as Chris' Crusher Comics - it became ChrusherComix for the interwebz. Enjoy!
ERA FOUR: 2007-up
For the fourth era of ChrusherComix, a mature, gritty, epic, thrilling interrelated but interdependent story emerges.
End Cycle - Part #1
A serial killer has been systematically slaughtering
people all over the world. And although forensic artist/private detective
Chace "Chrusher" Kristoph
has been tracking the psychopath for over a decade, he may have unwittingly become
a target. All the while haunted by a beautiful woman from his past. A globe-spanning
thriller about crime, love, hatred, and revenge. This Graphic Novel is being
debuted in serialized comic book format before released as a book. This is the
Rated-R edition of the book. Go to the 1st
page to begin reading!
End Cycle - Part #2
The End Cycle graphic novel continues as we meet a Senator Stephen Foule, the intriguing relationship he has with his beautiful assistant, and we learn more about the grizzly murder scene as Dr. Welker examines the corpse found in issue #1.
ENTER THE PAST...
ChrusherComix (portmanteau
for Chris' Crusher Comics Mix) were founded in 1988 in
a high school study hall. Innocent, goofy, immature, and slapstick violence
eventually morphed into somewhat more mature offerings, and into what
is now the final chapter in the story - End Cycle. Enjoy! The comic book
has spanned over twenty years, produced in on-again/off-again spurts
during the last two decades. Over 1,000 pages spanning over thirty issues,
with a brand new graphic novel being produced today! Explore with this
handy commic issue/chapter selection page (each will open in a new window)!
ERA ONE: 1988-1994
Year One - Origins, 1st Appearances, and Freshman Follies
Starting in 1988 when 14-year-old Christopher Galletta Stevens drew a comic book in high school study hall to entertain himself and his friends. The book continued ever since, and -- after never seeing print and being in storage for two decades -- has now finally seen publication! Read the exciting, humorous, and highly action-packed "sketchbook with a storyline" from the first scrappily-done issues! The saga ends in the new interrelated -- but not interdependent -- "Chrusher: End Cycle" - which is also being printed simultaneously. Enjoy the unknown comic book which readers call the funniest 'unknown' comic they ever read!
#1 - Classic ChrusherComix #1 | Chrusher vs. Foule vs. Butski!
In the late 1980s at an everyday high school in Oswegonia, a turf war is brewing between a band of nerds and misfits known as The Welforce, inept and corrupt school faculty, low-level criminal masterminds, and a band of teen quasi-vigilantes known as The Conquerors - led by a lad known as Chris Crusher (or Chrusher for short).
It is the year 1988, and two 14-year-old high school misfits and nerds -- named Mike Butski and Ronald Foule -- have a fight in the Oswegonian High School hallways, then drag Chris Crusher into their spat. This seemingly meaningless high school disagreement birthed a twenty year grudge match which spreads all the way to the "Chrusher: End Cycle" graphic novel. Witness the humble beginnings of the "ChrusherComix" universe and watch it grow from an amateur, silly serial in a high school notepad twenty years ago to a full-fledged comic book today. The complete collection begins with this issue, which is itself a collection of the first three mini-issues in normal comic book format, painstakingly digitally remastered and colored for the interweb audience! Enjoy!
#2 - The Fury of the Teenage Mutant Raking Cow | CLASSIC CHRUSHERCOMIX #2
"Chrusher" must face the crazed student known as Scott "The Cow" - and the madness of his lethal rakes. Yes, I said rakes. But Cow is not the only foe that is lurking... a powerful enemy with an insatiable desire for inflicting pain is waiting in the wings for violent revenge! A digitally re-mastered collection of the "Chris' Crusher Comics" Mini-Issues
#4-6 from 1988 printed for the very first time! Read.
#3 - The Obliterator's Revenge | Crusher Comics Classics #3
The Obliterator - a 'roid-raging bully to own all bullies - is back, and he has not forgotten when Chrusher and Terminator has done to him. Revenge - especially in the hands of an unstoppable madman with incredible strength and determination - is a most lethal combination. An important after school special on how 'roid rage can be cool when the comic's protagonists get their asses beat down, and a janitor gets killed because, well, fvck it... he was stupid enough to intervene when s#it was going down. The bastard. Also digitally remastered. Go.
#4 - Rake Science | Classic ChrusherComix #4
Scott "The Cow" Gagnoni returns, and "the power will be too much for "Mish Wood!" When Cow takes over the class, he - with his perverse assistant, Justin 'Strangler' Plankton - begins to school his fellow classmates in the art of - RAKE SCIENCE! What is rake science, you say? Find out. One of the stupidest, yet funniest comics in the 1st season of Crusher Comics.
#5 - The Night Rise of the Grim Raker | Crusher Comics Classic #5
Justin Plankton's severed arm (at the hands
of a high school student dressed like a ninja and flailing a katana blade
around) has cost him his life. But in the 1980s, there was this problem
of dumping toxic waste everywhere and making hings mutate. Well, the toxic
waste was dumped on Justin's grave. Yeah, you know what happens when that
happens. Yep. All that and Keith "Slasher" Clarkson has a showdown at the high school dance with Preston" Pain Master",
another wanna-be ninja. Go. Read.
#6 - Welforce™, The | Chrusher Comix Classics #6
When police apprehend the juvenile delinquent hooligan
nerds that were raiding Charity boxes, The COMMANDAH' decides to utilize
them instead of punishing them. He gave them a job! Hired to now protect
the locations they once stole from. This new unit is called... THE WELFORCE!
#7 - Hitman RaYzor's Hostile Takeover | Welforce II - Classic ChrusherComix #7
The fourteen-year old high school freshman who
calls himself Hitman - and who others call him (S)Hitman - RaYzor Cadildo
has a master plan. As a member of Welforce by default - as they moved in
on his elementary school pro-wrestling grounds and adapted him into their
ranks - he plots to join Chrusher's Conquerors at the expense his fellow -
and soon-to-be-former -
Welforce agents. Betrayal, backstabs, maniacal laughter, sadistic smackdowns
and mass-defeat are soon to follow. RAISE YOUR
FULL-LOADED CONDOM LAUNCHERS! FIRE! Also
includes (S)Hitman Comics, Story & layouts by Ray Castaldo, Art by Chris
Stevens
#8 & 9
- (S)Hitman comics
featuring MEGA-RON!
Following the events of issue
#8 -- RaYzor's (S)Hitman comics (story and layouts by Ray Castaldo, art
and editing by Chris Stevens) -- Issue #9, (SH)Hitman comics features a
flashback to when Ron Foule hit late puberty and started drooling at the
opposite sex for a change (thank God, the rest of the male cast said),
but a Muto-Rake transformed him into... MEGA-RON! [Also includes #9 Chris'
Crusher Comics Universe Profiles (1988-89).]
#10 - The Wrath of the Rake - Season One Jumbo-Sized Finale!
Chrusher, Terminator, and Crasher may have bested Obliterator in the past. And Slasher may have hospitalized Cow and Wanna-be-Ninja Chadtraw may have killed Justin who became the Grim Raker... year year. But... see... they combined forces in the hospital. Now... the Conquerors and Welforce will have to combine forces to defeat this mad trio. Jumbo-sized finale to season one! Enjoy!
Year Two:
#11 - The Lost Issue - The Death of The Chrusher
In a series of comics
lost when a "friend" took umbrage to a few of the jokes and kidnapped, ripped-up,
and threw three months of comics away. In the three issues lost, Chrusher
was electrocuted by neighbor and eccentric wanna' be Conqueror, Robert "Roboman" Reegun.
But was he really dead? Chrusher's girlfriend SabreSam found that he was
nearly comatose, but alive, and awaking with amnesia. She took him away from
everyone in order to hide from The Mare, Chrusher's mom that did not approve
of their relationship. While he was gone, The Conquerors followed Chrusher's
instructions, a WWF/E/MMA-esque battle royale at Fort Crusher to decide who
would lead the Conquerors was to take place. While the favorite to win Jamin "Powerhouse" Williamson
looked poised to win the battle and become new Conqueror Commander, when
the treacherous RaYzor "The Hitman" Cadildo came out of the woodwork after
hiding the entire match to snuck up from behind to give Jamin a back brain
kick for the win! The new leader -- RaYzor!
#12 -The Last DaYz of the Glare - Part 1 - Crusher is Gone?! RaYzor In Command?!
Chrusher is dead. Killed by the juvenile named, "Roboman" Reegun, an immature 12-year-old
boy - with an unhealthy obsession with evil masterminds in both human history
and fiction - dressed up on a metal suit that dangerously emits lethal
amounts of energy. Instructions left by Chrusher instruct the remaining
Conquerors to have a No Holds Barred/Mixed- Martial-Arts/Wrestling/Boxing
battle royale at Fort Crusher to determine who will become the new leader.
RaYzor cheats to win, and leads the Conquerors into battle against the
Welforce. But are they too much for RaYzor's abilities? Read it.
#13 -The Last DaYz Of The Glare: Part II - Welforce Triumphs
After being defeated by Welforce, in what would be the 1st ever defeat the Conquerors took vs. the gang of misfits, Commander RaYzor is gradually losing control of the Conquerors, and with it, his sanity and his hair. He also wasn't prepared for the massive target placed on one's back when becoming leader of the Conquerors... namely Chrusher's arch enemies. *Cough* Obliterator... *cough* more murderous than ever... *cough*
#14 -The Last DaYz Of The Glare: Part III - Crusher is Back... RaYzor Snaps.
Chrusher returns from his apparent death/coma
and amnesiac episode (because that has never happened before in fiction,
right?) to greet his comrade RaYzor, who watched over the Conquerors while
he was gone. But something's wrong. RaYzor has snapped - lost to Welforce,
mutinied by the Conquerors, defeated by Obliterator AND Ron Foule, lost
most of his luxurious hair, lost what little weight he had, and near suicide,
has now turned homicidal, and turned fire on Chrusher upon his comeback!
And he isn't the only one with sights on his death! The saga FINALLY starts
developing some of those seeds of the grander plot that have been carefully
buried throughout the story thus far (and thusly, most people have all
missed). Enjoy!
#15 -The Last DaYz Of The Glare: Part IV - The Asylum with Guns n Poseurs
RaYzor has been incarcerated and institutionalized. Apparently, the mad rise and fall that began in Welforce #1 has finally hit rock bottom. But RaYzor meets his role models - Guns n Roses - in the Asylum?! Wait... that's not them. Looks like 'em... but not them. Will RaYzor be on the road of recovery? Or will he relapse? Find out.
Year Three
The 3rd season of Chris' Crusher Comics (portmanteau is ChrusherComix) began a far more grittier storyline with somewhat more edgy artwork (and far more detail). The greatest growth in art quality is seen between the 1st and 3rd year of my comics, all seen here on this website. Even so, typos (well, misspellings, as I hand-wrote all the text) are often seen, as well as MANY pencil smudges. My high school art teacher - a talented painter whom I greatly respected - appreciated my pencil work, but suggested to me to ink my work to preserve it, to which I did in the following season, 1992. Enjoy VOLUME 3!
#16 - The Chaos Conjuror - KING BABAH!
It is the year 1991, and a new villain has been
revealed. As seen in last season's "Last DaYz of the Glare", someone has been trying
to assassinate Chrusher, hiring his friend and fellow Conqueror RaYzor, mutant-like
gangsters, Ninjas, his greatest foe Obliterator, and even a now perished
girlfriend. The greatest challenge lies ahead for the Conquerors - Oswegonian High School Justice-Seeking Vigilante Team. And a prelude into one of the most perplexing, odd, unique, dangerous, insane, sadistic, immoral - and hilarious characters in the ChrusherComix Universe - Steven "The Renegade Barbarian Bond" Howeird!Let
the madness of Howeirdmania begin!
#17 - The Bezerker! The Hybrid Renegade Barbarian - Steven Howeird | Year 3: Issue #2
Wallowing in the dump after being humiliated after being bested by fellow new recruits while trying out for the Conquerors, what little sanity Steven had has now been extinguished. He begins chanting in an undetermined (and possibly made up?) language, says he is the offspring of several nonsensical mixes of ethnicities (that would be difficult, if not near-impossible, to be), wears nothing but a loincloth of some sort of jackal, hyena or large wild cat, wields a giant axe, does not wash nor groom himself, has a perverse worship of feces, and most bizarre of all... his sexuality takes an extremely curious freedom from boundaries - with woman, man, and animal all seemingly fair game to his rampaging hormone-driven rage! I defy you to find a crazier, sicker, stupider-looking comic book villain ANYWHERE! And this was made twenty years before Adult Swim or anything even close to it. Parental discretion... this... is fvcked.
#18 - Fort Crusher... GONE! | Year Three, Issue #3
The small, yet formerly indomitable Fort Crusher,
headquarters for the Mighty Conqueror group, has been destroyed in the
rampage of Barbarian Howeird. Clues pile up lead Chrusher to Anil Inc.,
and it's head... King Babah - a mysterious crime lord with chromed armor!
Meanwhile, Masuto continues his search in American for a lost master to
teach him one of the lost arts... The Buffalo! Read it today!
#19 - Battle of the Bloodsword | Crusher Comics: Year Three, Part 4
What the fuck has the 16-year-old Chrusher and his high school buds gotten themselves into? They go directly in a head-on attack of a secret castle dwelling a large, armored, sword-wielding crime lord?! Oh, and he has a ninja clan to boot. A kinda' wimpy, Saturday-morning jobber one, but one nonetheless. I mean, are you kidding me? This cannot end well. These boys are WAY over their heads. Battle of the Bloodsword wraps up Year Three of ChrusherComix. And not all will survive. Promise.
Year Four:
#20 - The Welfwar to End All Welforce, the Headstrong Posse & the Golden Crayon
The Chrusher and his friends (and classmates)
have made it to their 4th and final season at the Oswegonian High School.
We have seen much during the crazy first three years. Chrusher and the Conquerors meets their doppelgangers of nearby Pulasonian High, a group known as The Headstrong Posse Led led by Martin Scovillian & The Spiceman Spicer! And they
meet Cow Gangnoni, who is seeking a most rare collectible - a Golden Crayon!
Ian Babbler, Ronald Foule and Mike Butski break up Welforce with a welf-war!
And a matte black garbed entity lurks in the horizon, lethal and clearly
psychotic. Enjoy the giant finale of 1992!
#21 - The (Tr)Ogre Soundtrack Storybook | ChrusherComix One-Shot Annual
A perverse side-chapter in the ChrusherComix
Universe! Wesley "TrOgre" Stevenson is introduced! The Ogre Soundtrack's Read-Along/Sing-Along Storybook Also accompanied by a 2-CDR set available for $15, contains material by Chris 'ChrusherComix' Stevens, Matt "Galletta's" Stevens,
RaYzor C., Eric 'Babs' Babbitt, and A.C. Murphy!
ERA TWO: 1994-1996
#22 - The Return of Crusher #1: "The Scourge of The Scovillian"
ChrusherComix (Christopher's Crusher Comics) has returned after a few years on hiatus after high school, and the main protagonist of the series - Chace "Chrusher" Stevenson - has been kidnapped by his fellow high school vigilante from a neighboring school. But why would his good fellow freedom-fighting friend kidnap and mock him after both have graduated high school and begun their adult lives? And Welforce may have disbanded after the events of Welf-War, but the does not stop RaYzor the Hitman from attempting harm upon Ronald Foule just like his high school days, while Ian Babblet is out to assemble new agents. Part of a three part series, fully inked with colored covers.
#23 - "Old Friends | New Enemies" | The Return of Chrusher #2
As Welforce gains new members in Corey & The
Shark, old Conquerors are tempted by the Welf-side. Flashbacks to part-tie
Conqueror Jo-Jo Bunn's backyard football game rampages begin to weave the
tale of the downfall of the Conquerors as we know them.
#24 - Scherzo for Latex Muscle Suit & Orchestra at RaYzor's Funeral | Return of the Chrusher #3
RaYzor is dead? The funeral proceedings with a large contingent of old and new ChrusherComix characters all conglomerated in a funeral home? With RaYzor's corpse in a casket?! It seems like a recipe for disaster to me.
#25 - "The Arrival of the Dark Conquerors" (10-Minute Quickie-Comic Series #1):
Darkness surrounds The Conquerors. Chrusher,
Mush, RaYzor, Cow, and Ricktor have become twisted vigilantes, far from
the goodie-two-shoes justice-seekers they had been for years. Chrusher
has been slowly refining his mysterious and latent telekinetic powers,
but seeing "goodness" steadily leaving
the normal populace, he has turned from the way of peace and forgiveness that
his eccentric, yet God-fearing mother Mare would prefer. Instead, he and his
brethren have turned vengeful on those who have wronged them. This starts at
the local speedway where arrogant, mildly retarded rednecks with too much disposable
income and random Welforce agents stumble upon painful interludes. Beat-downs,
pain, hospitalizations, and laughter will ensue. Watch as their enemies finally
get a comeuppance... yet do not perish in the sight of what are clearly lethal
injuries grievously inflicted upon them. Drawn as a goof with a beer buzz in
10 minutes or less. Not my best art nor story, but chock-full of sadistic violence
and some quite funny moments if you like that stuff. And wait... what?! NO!
Danny Boyce's complete and utter victory?! How is this possible?! Find out.
#26 - The Dark Conquerors #2: "Danny-Boy Triumphant?!"
Finishers Off The Roof!! Danny B The G f'n'
rules! No plot, just profusely beating on people & throwing them off
hospital roofs into a pile and then mocking them as their ruined bodies simply
do not die. If you like that kind of stuff, then read it. If not, then skip it. When it comes down to it, people who read these get a big kick out of them. People who don't.. miss out. Your choice.
ERA THREE: 1997-2006
#27 - The Dark Conquerors #3 - The Introduction of the Welphys
As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies,
rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital,
The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous,
abusive, hateful, two-faced... the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe
to all-new lows. Don't believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good.
#28 - RaYzor's Edge comics #1 (1997)
After the tragedy of "The Dark
Conquerors vs." and "Meet The Welphys" -
long-time friend of ChrusherComix creator/author/artist Christopher Galletta Stevens - RaYzor Castaldo attempts
to take over the comics again for the first time since 1989 with "RaYzor
C.'s Hitman Comics". Chris enjoys when other people assist
in the ChrusherComix universe, and Ray's efforts are usually made canon
and built upon. Such is the case here. Ray's comic leads us on a dark path...
a path that takes us to a whole new world of insanity... a band of merry
creatures called.... The Lunaticials. Read NOW!
#29 - The Arrival of the Lunaticials | The RaYzor's Edge #2
Chrusher and the gang look on in horror as
RaYzor has been attacked by the loose cannon mercenary named Keith "Slasher" Clarkson
- a grown-@$$ madman who wears a hooded mask like Cobra Commander and sports very sharp Wolverine-like claws (since the "Raked @$$" incident of 1988 - see "Rake Science"). Keith is coming for revenge after their once friendly rivalry started getting out of hand (see the "Slasher Comics" fan
art section). What will happen to poor ol' RaYzor, who's life seems to
always take on these odd twists and turns of proud triumph followed by
humiliation.
Meanwhile, an all new chapter is unfolding. An all-new batch of characters, complete with a roll call! From a short bus
crash emerges a most peculiar lot -- The Lunaticials!!!
#30 - Clogged Butts & Lunaticials | The RaYzor’s Edge #3
The Lunaticials have arrived. So have some
very angry, low-blood sugar, fence-post-up-the-@$$ Welphys.
Not to mention a roadkill-(zombie?) Ronald Foule. Suddenly,
a karting event turns into a giant bruhaha involving Conquerors Chrusher,
Musher, RaYzor, Ricktor, and Overlord Cow in the middle of a freak-show
royal rumble in the Conquerors' back yard. And why the hell do these people
like playing with feces? Okay, c'mon now... guys, you're making me draw WHAT now?
#31 - The Defecation of Elephantitus | The RaYzor's Edge #4
As the battle rages on between the united
clans of a possessed Bastard Bucky's Lunaticial Forces against at first
Scott "The Cow" Gagnoni and then the Mighty Ricktor "Equalizer" Eicholzerson,
the possession of a far stronger and more
powerful body than Bucky may turn the gathering into a virtual slaughter. Read now!
#32 - Holiday Special Annual - A Very Welphy Christmas
The Welphys go to the mall during the holiday shopping season. Some familiar characters are also there. Yeah... scene set... hijinx begin!
Want more, and quicker? Help the author!
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None of this your thing? Like lighter, more child-friendly fare? Well, take all of the ChrusherComix characters and put them in a Peanuts and Calvin & Hobbes time warp. And you'll have:
The Adventures of Towner & Friends Comics
Welcome to the little-brother comic of ChrusherComix.
Imagine if some of the zanier characters from the ChrusherComix Universe
were put in a time-warp, adult-humor, mature situations and violence filtered
out, and properly infused with Calvin and Hobbes DNA. What happens? The
Adventures of Towner & Friends is what happens.
A family-friendly/all-ages-appropriate comic strip! Want a book for yourself
and your kids to read? The
complete collection is available via a printed anthology at IndyPlanet!
Sample the book on the website here!
THANK YOU! For reading and feel free to read all 1,000+ pages of my comic book and graphic novel. If you read every comic without being the least bit entertained, I will give you a prize.
© 1988-up Christopher Galletta Stevens - Chrusher.com
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