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| #06 - The Welforce, #06.1 – The Origin of The Welforce - "Butski Tells Us of Welforce’s Origins | The Welforce™ (1988-89)" | ||
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David ScruanotDave is a long-time friend to RaYzor and even a longer-time friend to Chrusher. Despite this, he said the famous term, "Everybody likes Ray, but nobody knows why!" Smart, yet a bit scatterbrained and messy. Dave comes from a middle-class family, yet joins Welforce in a heartbeat. When asked why, considering he could be a Conqueror with his bud Chrusher, he said, "I'd rather be leader of Welforce than a mid-ranked Conqueror". Kind of tough due to many wrestling matches with his sadistic older brother, played football for a season or two as well. Does NOT like Chad Chadtraw, who is the believed secret identity for "The White Ninja of Death". is exceedingly sex-crazed... obsessed with getting chick tail and doesn't care who he tries with, even if they don't even desire his advances. This includes the young, old, skinny, fat, pretty, ugly... it's all good. And unprotected to boot. Comics: 38 |
Ian "The Brain" BabbletIan is a mathematical genius. Referred to as a human calculator, he often can solve any equation in his own mind before an average person can with a calculator. Due to this, he skipped two grades in public school. Being younger, more immature and far weaker than most of his classmates, he was a bit of an introverted, quiet nerd until he was recruited into Welforce by Foule and Butski. Once in Welforce, it was apparent that the other members were truly incompetent with stunningly low-IQ and sorry cognitive skills. Ian's confidence started showing, as by year two, he went from the quiet strategist on the side to the full-fledged leader, and led Welforce to it's 1st victory over the Conquerors in Chrusher's absence. He developed a dark side in this period, frustrated that he was unable to score with hot chicks and as a firm believer in gay rights (before they were championed by the mainstream media and progressive socialists), even experimented with gay activities with Foule and Butski. Heartbroken that a chick that he was in puppy love with was in love with Chrusher, it fueled his anger and he became more obsessed with defeating the Conquerors. After high school, he joined the Navy and attempted to defeat RaYzor and Chrusher a handful of times, but lost. Chrusher believed that Ian buried the hatchet and they were to be friends, but losing his faith in God during college, he became an atheist evangelist of sorts, which again fanned the flames of his anger issues. Following his father's footsteps, he has become a Nuclaer Engineer. His brother is Eric "Babs" Babblet, who is good friends with Chrusher, much to Ian's dismay. He has been lurking in the background for years, apparently waiting to strike. Comics: 48 |
Jeff EgglestoneJeff is a trusted friend of Chrusher, joined the Conquerors as a double-agent and was at first a Welforce spy until Ian Babblet figured it out and sent them disturbing information (including homsexual orgy invites). Master of a move known as "the "Earricane" - which used his great balance (due to abnormally large ears) to delivery spinning shoulder blocks, hip checks, punches, knees and elbows that look like a blur or a hurricane. Nearly unstoppable... until it stops, as he is susceptible to easy knockouts once the move ceases due to dizziness. Jeff's very small and skinny body grew into his ears and he became a military man and police officer. Comics: 15 |
Mike ButskiMichael "Misfit Biscuit" Butski is an extremely odd fellow - and the 1st character ever created in the ChrusherComix universe. Star of the long-lost "Misadventures of Mike Butski" comic (that was confiscated by middle school teachers in 1987), he was then the 2nd character ever seen in Classic ChrusherComix #1, fighting off the advances of the sexually confused Ronald Foule. Usually clad in his nerdy taped-up glasses, beige/tan cowboy/polo shirt, and army green pants, and a thin layer of filth, dirt and grime, he is unmistakable with giant cheeks and a shit-eating grin when he's up to something. Apparently comes from a middle-class rural farmer/hunter family (although never seen), yet is a complete and total scrounge who scavenges everything and anything he can. Claims to have sweet motorbikes, ATVs and expensive BMX bicycles that he claims are expensive (yet nobody ever does see him in them). In other words, he looks dirt poor, claims that his family is well-off, but he's kind of a welfare fraud and notorious cheat either way. Borrows (without ever repaying), looks like a street kid (but apparently lives in a nice-sized family home), and steals from charity donation bins. Claims to score with hot chicks, yet nobody ever sees him with any. He is the friend of Chrusher, yet his dishonest scrounging sometimes puts him at odds with Crush. When caught stealing from the Charity boxes, he was recruited into Welforce, he began a longstanding rivalry with Crusher's justice-seeking, amatuer high school vigilante group - the Conquerors. Comics: 88 |
RaYzor "The Hitman" CadildoRaYzor "Hitman" Cadildo (or is it Constipatello?) is one of Crusher's oldest friends. As a young lad, he watched many pro-wrestling matches and became a fan of characters such as Shawn Michaels, Bret "Hitman" Hart, and Razor Ramon (Gee... I mean, he ripped off their names). Known as being a very outgoing extrovert, he is somewhat less known for the truth that he is a master of manipulation. He was champion pro-wrestler in his elementary school playground championships, and held the title throughout Middle School via conniving cheating and self-disqualification to preserve his title. When first hearing Guns n' Roses, he knew his goal in life was to grow his hair long and rule. Proficient at wrestling, an avid musician, and good with computor mashines, he set upon that path. [SPOILERS: RaYzor was recruited into Welforce by default - he was simply hiding in a Charity Donation box when Butski stumbled upon him. He was getting picked on by on-again/off-again friend, Conqueror Chris "Crasher" Chassis and had enough. He snapped. It began a long rise from lowly Welforce agent to the conspired defeat and hospitalization of Crasher, the betrayal of Welforce, and joining the Conquerors, blaming Crasher's coma on Ron Foule. He later on set his sights on Chrusher's leadership of the Conquerors, but led the team in to utter failure in their 1st loss to Welforce, and the rest of the team mutinied him. Chrusher's return saw Ray completely snap and be institutionalized, where he met people who resembled his idols. Chrusher later on forgave RaYzor for his crimes and Ray stayed in the Conquerors when the rest of the group quit. Ray has been a Conqueror ever since.] Comics: 134 |
Ron FouleRonald "The Cool Fool" Foule is the quintessential nerd. Tall, skinny, pale, socially awkward, questionable fashion sense, studious at schoolwork... he really only lacks thick glasses to be the full model nerd. Ronnie began his freshman year of high school continuing his odd middle school fixation with one Michael Butski. Ron was somewhat sexulaly confused, being attracted to Butski, until Butski showed him a Playboy magazine, and Ron then woke up and started developing feelings for women as well. However, he still had an odd affection for Butski, who actually did make out with him a few times... (EEWW!). Friends with Chrusher, although at times tried to prove his toughness which got the ENTIRE COMIC started via a silly high school classmate rivalry. [SPOILER ALERT: Ronald grew up to be a secretive, but productive member of society, working for his father's corporation and actually married to a stunning blonde.] Comics: 99 |
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