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      • Thomas Welphy
      • Annette Welphy
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      • Ian “The Brain” Babblet
      • Ron Foule
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      • Mr. Corrodedwithshitfaceman
      • Nonie “Cookie Monster” Cowper
      • Warrant Officer “Wheelchair” Wendy Pitcher
      • Bastard Bucky
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    • Justin “Grim Raker” Plankton
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ChrusherComix Universe has a massive catalog of comics ranging from humor, satire, action, adventure (Classics), to dramatic thriller (End Cycle Graphic Novel — on hiatus due to my small business day job, two kids, a few other hobbies, and zero income nor reader interest/interaction from it). But the archives span over forty issues containing over 1,000 full-sized comic book pages for you to discover! Find surprise retcon backstory pages within the classics as well! Enjoy! -Chris

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Chapter: A Very Welphy Christmas (Annual)
Characters: Beth Shurtluff, Emma Gagnoni, Hell's Angel Mack, Markio Phaggio Kowlins (Super Phaggio), Mo Mully, Mully kid, Scott "The Cow" Gangnoni, Thomas Welphy

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A Very Welphy Christmas (Annual) - "“What Kind Of Sick Pervert Feeds Children Shit For Xmas?!”"
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Cast of characters in this page:

Beth Shurtluff

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: "Time To Spread My @$$ Cheeks for Santa's Big Wet Schl---"
First Appearance: "You Muthafuckin', Fat Bitch-Assed Kid!!!" | ChrusherComix Christmas Special

Emma Gagnoni

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: "Time To Spread My @$$ Cheeks for Santa's Big Wet Schl---"
First Appearance: "You Muthafuckin', Fat Bitch-Assed Kid!!!" | ChrusherComix Christmas Special

Hell's Angel Mack

An extremely rough-and-gruff looking fat old gray-haired biker dude with a love of his Chevy truck. Does NOT like people fucking with his truck or Harley. Wears a Hell's Angels leather jacket and spike-cleated steel-toe boots with skulls that say "DIE" in the tread. Yeah, pretty sure the guy is a dangerous nut and wouldn't be too wise to upset the old fuck. I wouldn't smush his truck with my ass if I were you.

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: "Leggo Of My Leg, You Fudgepacking Bear Ass!!!"
First Appearance: "Whoever's Monster-Ass did this to my Chevy left part of his fuckin' shirt!" | ChrusherComix Holiday Special

Markio Phaggio Kowlins (Super Phaggio)

A special ed bus driver/watcher who has a deep passion for elephants. And seems to be attracted to older men's asses.

Comics: 22
Recent Appearance: "Leggo Of My Leg, You Fudgepacking Bear Ass!!!"
First Appearance: 10-Minute Quickie Chrusher #1 - The Arrival of the Dark Conquerors [Remastered Cover]

Mo Mully

Mom who used to be an arrogant hot chick in Grade School. Got older, had a kid or two and blew up like a hot air balloon. WIth a temper to match.

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: "What Kind Of Sick Pervert Feeds Children Shit For Xmas?!"
First Appearance: The ChrusherComix Holiday Special - A VERY Welphy Christmas (Colorized Cover)

Mully kid

Dumb kid.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: "What Kind Of Sick Pervert Feeds Children Shit For Xmas?!"
First Appearance: "You Muthafuckin', Fat Bitch-Assed Kid!!!" | ChrusherComix Christmas Special

Scott "The Cow" Gangnoni

Scott is a strange lad who refers to himself as "The Overlord." Claims that his "power is too much," and often refers the drainage of all other "power sources" within his immediate vicinity. He also speaks often of greased rakes, telephone poles, fences, forks, pencils, crayons, chainsaws, lawn mowers, rusty pitchforks, bike chains and ice-picks up people's hind sides. Founder of "The Rake Hectors" and "The Saucy Chain of Doom." Once a foe of Chrusher, now an ally.

Comics: 83
Recent Appearance: "Time To Spread My @$$ Cheeks for Santa's Big Wet Schl---"
First Appearance: Crusher Comics #1 | Classic ChrusherComix Season One, Issue #1 (20th Anniversary Commemorative Cover - 1988-2008)

Thomas Welphy

Thomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, The perpetually angry father of Adam "A.C." Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher's friends) has a serious problem with gas and explosive diarrhea, which he uses as a weapon. But sometimes... weapons can get out of control....

Comics: 55
Recent Appearance: "Time To Spread My @$$ Cheeks for Santa's Big Wet Schl---"
First Appearance: 10-Minute Quickie Chrusher #1 - The Arrival of the Dark Conquerors [Remastered Cover]

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The Dark Conquerors #3: The Introduction of the WelphysSCOTT "COW" GAGNON'S SELECT COMEDY COMIC SPOTLIGHT: The Dark Conquerors #3 - The Introduction of the Welphys
As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced coprophiliacs... the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don't believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good. And watch Scott Gagnon laugh his ass off over it!

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