FAN ART BY MR. RAY CASTALDO, 14, OUT OF SYRACUSE, NY:

Ew, pretty graphic, Ray, we had to censor it. Next time, a little less controversial, ok?

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Ray clotheslines Dan after Cow enters the fray!

Ray clotheslines Dan after Cow enters the fray with his big belly and some of those phrase-perverting catchphrases!