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“NO! STEROIDS MAKE ME TOO STRONG! I’LL KILL HIM AND RAPE HIS CORPSE!”
Dan is on a ‘Roid Rage Rampage and proceeds to brutally assault RaYzor from behind. If he is not stopped… the damage may be irreparable. And pretty f’n gross.
#2 - Danny B The G... Triumphant?! - "“No! Steroids Make Me Too Strong! I’ll Kill Him And Rape His Corpse!” | Chrusher Comix (1996)" | ||
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ChrusherComix Universe has a massive catalog of comics ranging from humor, satire, action, adventure (Classics), to dramatic thriller (End Cycle Graphic Novel — on hiatus due to my small business day job, two kids, a few other hobbies, and zero income nor reader interest/interaction from it). But the archives span over forty issues containing over 1,000 full-sized comic book pages for you to discover! Find surprise retcon backstory pages within the classics as well! Enjoy! -Chris
“NO! STEROIDS MAKE ME TOO STRONG! I’LL KILL HIM AND RAPE HIS CORPSE!”
Dan is on a ‘Roid Rage Rampage and proceeds to brutally assault RaYzor from behind. If he is not stopped… the damage may be irreparable. And pretty f’n gross.
Chace 'Chrusher' Kristoph (Chris 'Crusher' Stevenson)Chace Kristoph (formerly known as Chris "Crusher" Stevenson) is the main protagonist of this comic book and graphic novel. Hurled into the spotlight unwittingly, as he was just a regular, every day, normal high school freshman in Oswegonia, a childish game of one-upmanship between he, Mike Butski and Ron Foule became a full-fledged grudge match as time went on. Formed The Conquerors, a group of good ol' boy high schoolers of all stripes against mischievous, trouble-making classmates and later on, corrupt teachers. Raised by his mom and adoptive uncle Wesley "TrOgre" Stevenson (who he believed was his father for years, as his father was killed in Southeast Asia when he was a youth), he received a ruby-bloodstone crucifix from his grandfather which was apparently the induction into a mystic group of vigilantes known as the Chr'shr, a secret group of justice-seeking vigilantes that work outside of the restrictions of law in cases of criminals who also operate as otherwise untouchable by the law (or in control of it). His character the straight man amidst the craziness of the rest of the book, but often getting dragged into and joining the craziness of those around him. Strong moral fiber, intelligent, athletic, trained and highly-skilled in several martial arts, Chrusher later on becomes a private detective with a background in Forensic science and a skill at forensic art, while secretly being a member of the Ch'Shr secret society of vigilantes. Comics: 194 |
Danny G. BoyceDan is a cool guy. Loves hot snatch, dip, beer, soda, greasy burgers, fast cars, liquor, violent video games, gangsta rap, and blow-pops. Buddy to Corey Maronie and Mark Sharkton, although by the way he speaks to them and slaps them around you wouldn't know it. Friend of Chrusher, yet also friends with the new Welforce, making him somewhat of a mercenary for hire. He absolutely HATES Ron Foule, and LOVES giving full-effort roundhouse punches and brutal kicks to unconscious or prone people, so watch yourself around him. The only person known to ever defeat the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE" move employed by one Annette Welphy. Comics: 39 |
Keith "Slasher" ClarksonKeith was once a regular, every day high school teenager. However, when Cow and The Grim Raker took over his Science class and slashed his butt with a muto-powered rake, his face became permanently deformed and he grew four razor-sharp blades from each knuckle. Gets very angry when one points out the obvious - that he looks like a cross between Cobra Commander and Wolverine. Keith has a very dark outlook on life, and has been rumored to have studied mystic arts. Often goes on racist rants, which in turn has made some people call him "KKKeith." Has pure hatred for those who have crossed him. A sadistic and malicious prankster extraordinaire. Though an old friend of Chrusher, he's considered to be a loose cannon. Comics: 60 |
Mashin' Matt Stevenson (AKA The Rock Musher)The brother of Chrusher. The strong, silent type, he is calculating, brooding, and has a unbreakable moral character. Although short, very powerful and subject to explosive outbursts when angered. Helps out his brother Chrusher as he became a member of his amater viginate group after high school. Good at figuring out mechanical objects, and is also known to have a green thumb. Although soft-spoken, he is quite proud of his muscles. Comics: 39 |
RaYzor "The Hitman" CadildoRaYzor "Hitman" Cadildo (or is it Constipatello?) is one of Crusher's oldest friends. As a young lad, he watched many pro-wrestling matches and became a fan of characters such as Shawn Michaels, Bret "Hitman" Hart, and Razor Ramon (Gee... I mean, he ripped off their names). Known as being a very outgoing extrovert, he is somewhat less known for the truth that he is a master of manipulation. He was champion pro-wrestler in his elementary school playground championships, and held the title throughout Middle School via conniving cheating and self-disqualification to preserve his title. When first hearing Guns n' Roses, he knew his goal in life was to grow his hair long and rule. Proficient at wrestling, an avid musician, and good with computor mashines, he set upon that path. [SPOILERS: RaYzor was recruited into Welforce by default - he was simply hiding in a Charity Donation box when Butski stumbled upon him. He was getting picked on by on-again/off-again friend, Conqueror Chris "Crasher" Chassis and had enough. He snapped. It began a long rise from lowly Welforce agent to the conspired defeat and hospitalization of Crasher, the betrayal of Welforce, and joining the Conquerors, blaming Crasher's coma on Ron Foule. He later on set his sights on Chrusher's leadership of the Conquerors, but led the team in to utter failure in their 1st loss to Welforce, and the rest of the team mutinied him. Chrusher's return saw Ray completely snap and be institutionalized, where he met people who resembled his idols. Chrusher later on forgave RaYzor for his crimes and Ray stayed in the Conquerors when the rest of the group quit. Ray has been a Conqueror ever since.] Comics: 134 |
Scott "The Cow" GangnoniScott is a strange lad who refers to himself as "The Overlord." Claims that his "power is too much," and often refers the drainage of all other "power sources" within his immediate vicinity. He also speaks often of greased rakes, telephone poles, fences, forks, pencils, crayons, chainsaws, lawn mowers, rusty pitchforks, bike chains and ice-picks up people's hind sides. Founder of "The Rake Hectors" and "The Saucy Chain of Doom." Once a foe of Chrusher, now an ally. Comics: 83 |
The newest pages in the “End Cycle” graphic novel which is the thriller/crime drama/erotic love story/action/adventure epic that I’ve been working on. FOr no money. When I have time. Oh dear, or dear….
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