Chrusher20060722bThe Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys

As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don’t believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good.

It has only gotten worse nowadays (I feel sorry for you single gents), but Matt’s two relationship failures described in these couple of pages may be a little sarcastic… but it is not really any hyperbole at all.

Written & Illustrated by Christopher Galletta Stevens; Created – 1997, Colored – 7/2006