Archive for ambulance-emts
“WHY IS SANTA SHITTING ON ME?!” | Meet The Welphys
Dark Conquerors #3 – Meet The Welphys Jo Jo & his rough-n’-tough cowboy bud with a filthy mouth continue to spin out of control in the wake of devastation left from Thomas Welphy’s gastrointestinal sttorm. And poor Jade… oh… it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Ya’ Got No BAWLS!” & The Flying VW Bug! | Meet The Welphys
The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Fudge? Ew, Santa, Why’d You Give Me Turds To Eat?!” | Meet The Welphys
The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Santa?” | Meet the Welphys
The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“OW! IT BURNS! IT’S NOT GREASED!” | Meet The Welphys
The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, bigoted, irrational,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sliding Down Telephone Poles | Meet The Welphys (1997-01-10)
“AAAH!” “NNLLLL!” “NO! WE’RE SLIDING HEADFIRST RIGHT INTO THAT… TELEPHONE POLE!!” The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thomas’ Hind Explodes! | Meet The Welphys (1997-01-09)
The Dark Conquerors #3 – Meet The Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Can The Ambulance Make It In Time? | Dark Conquerors #3 (1997-01-08)
The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“I Gotta’ $#!t & My @$$ Is Clogged!” | ChrusherComix #26 – Meet the Welphys
The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys Thomas has to go to the bathroom. But the broken chair post is preventing defecation. Hurry ambulance, hurry! As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…