Chrusher20060707bThe Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys

Thomas has to go to the bathroom. But the broken chair post is preventing defecation. Hurry ambulance, hurry!

As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don’t believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good.

Written & Illustrated by Christopher Galletta Stevens; Created – 1997-01-07, Colored – 2006-07-07