Boyce’s powers have grown. He somehow became a Hulk-like beast, and easily dispatches all in his wake. Has he truly become the mightiest?!
#1 - The Dark Conquerors Cometh - "Dan vs. Cow & AC & Dave & Ricktor" | ||
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Adam "AC" WelphyNeighbor and friend to Chrusher and the Conquerors, the brooding angst-ridden AC lives life the best he can considering his sad past. Losing his mother tragically as a youth, he is raised by his grandparents, who are the cantankerous duo of Thomas and Annette Welphy. Comics: 30 |
Danny G. BoyceDan is a cool guy. Loves hot snatch, dip, beer, soda, greasy burgers, fast cars, liquor, violent video games, gangsta rap, and blow-pops. Buddy to Corey Maronie and Mark Sharkton, although by the way he speaks to them and slaps them around you wouldn't know it. Friend of Chrusher, yet also friends with the new Welforce, making him somewhat of a mercenary for hire. He absolutely HATES Ron Foule, and LOVES giving full-effort roundhouse punches and brutal kicks to unconscious or prone people, so watch yourself around him. The only person known to ever defeat the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE" move employed by one Annette Welphy. Comics: 39 |
David ScruanotDave is a long-time friend to RaYzor and even a longer-time friend to Chrusher. Despite this, he said the famous term, "Everybody likes Ray, but nobody knows why!" Smart, yet a bit scatterbrained and messy. Dave comes from a middle-class family, yet joins Welforce in a heartbeat. When asked why, considering he could be a Conqueror with his bud Chrusher, he said, "I'd rather be leader of Welforce than a mid-ranked Conqueror". Kind of tough due to many wrestling matches with his sadistic older brother, played football for a season or two as well. Does NOT like Chad Chadtraw, who is the believed secret identity for "The White Ninja of Death". is exceedingly sex-crazed... obsessed with getting chick tail and doesn't care who he tries with, even if they don't even desire his advances. This includes the young, old, skinny, fat, pretty, ugly... it's all good. And unprotected to boot. Comics: 38 |
Ricktor "Equalizer" EicholzersonRictor is a good friend of Chrusher and joined the Conquerors after the high school era. A gentle giant, has power if needed, but would prefer to not use force to solve a problem. Speaking of problems... Rick has one related to gasses expended from his butt. Chrusher taught him to use the devastating move made popular by the late WWF wrestler Yokozuna called the "banzai drop", which dispatches Welforce agents in a most debilitating manner. Mostly a jovial soul with a sense of humor, he occasionally has bouts of "maturity" and looks down upon fart jokes and the like. Then he'll fart on you. Comics: 26 |
Scott "The Cow" GangnoniScott is a strange lad who refers to himself as "The Overlord." Claims that his "power is too much," and often refers the drainage of all other "power sources" within his immediate vicinity. He also speaks often of greased rakes, telephone poles, fences, forks, pencils, crayons, chainsaws, lawn mowers, rusty pitchforks, bike chains and ice-picks up people's hind sides. Founder of "The Rake Hectors" and "The Saucy Chain of Doom." Once a foe of Chrusher, now an ally. Comics: 83 |
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