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“Ahhh… I love the smell of cow shit in the mornin’.”
Astonishing story of Annette’s “SNOOZE” button… her ass. And what the f*** happened to Foule now?!
© 1997-98 Chris Galletta Stevens. All Rights Reserved.
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Cast of characters in this page:
Annette WelphyAnnette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas - a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind... the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE." Best to NOT find yourself in it. Comics: 50 |
Jules "Miss Piglet" PhinniganThe Jules Phinnigan Phinster is a Lunaticial who is in a straight jacket who snorts anything in front of her pig-lkikenose. AKA "Miss Piglet Phinnster," her peculiar mannerisms and noises remind one of a living pig girl thingee. Comics: 6 |
Nonie "Cookie Monster" CowperComics: 17 |
Ron FouleRonald "The Cool Fool" Foule is the quintessential nerd. Tall, skinny, pale, socially awkward, questionable fashion sense, studious at schoolwork... he really only lacks thick glasses to be the full model nerd. Ronnie began his freshman year of high school continuing his odd middle school fixation with one Michael Butski. Ron was somewhat sexulaly confused, being attracted to Butski, until Butski showed him a Playboy magazine, and Ron then woke up and started developing feelings for women as well. However, he still had an odd affection for Butski, who actually did make out with him a few times... (EEWW!). Friends with Chrusher, although at times tried to prove his toughness which got the ENTIRE COMIC started via a silly high school classmate rivalry. [SPOILER ALERT: Ronald grew up to be a secretive, but productive member of society, working for his father's corporation and actually married to a stunning blonde.] Comics: 99 |
Shitneck SvengoliA wandering Lunaticial who rubs shit on his neck and welds it on with a blowtorch. Very aggressive and territorial when finding shit. Brother of Fucked-Up-Eye-Man Svengoli. Comics: 9 |
Thomas WelphyThomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, The perpetually angry father of Adam "A.C." Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher's friends) has a serious problem with gas and explosive diarrhea, which he uses as a weapon. But sometimes... weapons can get out of control.... Comics: 55 |
Warrant Officer "Wheelchair" Wendy PitcherWendy Pitcher is a Lunaticial with a debilitating disease that paralyzes her face, vocal cords and legs. This does not stop her from being the ever-wise Lunarticial field commander, and immediately takes control of the wandering group that crashed on some Town of Oswegonian road. Has an ability to communicate via ESP, but seemingly only to fellow Lunaticials. If one underestimates the Lunaticials, Wendy's mind will crush theirs. So don't do it. Comics: 19 |
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