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© by Chris Galletta Stevens 1995
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Chace 'Chrusher' Kristoph (Chris 'Crusher' Stevenson)Chace Kristoph (formerly known as Chris "Crusher" Stevenson) is the main protagonist of this comic book and graphic novel. Hurled into the spotlight unwittingly, as he was just a regular, every day, normal high school freshman in Oswegonia, a childish game of one-upmanship between he, Mike Butski and Ron Foule became a full-fledged grudge match as time went on. Formed The Conquerors, a group of good ol' boy high schoolers of all stripes against mischievous, trouble-making classmates and later on, corrupt teachers. Raised by his mom and adoptive uncle Wesley "TrOgre" Stevenson (who he believed was his father for years, as his father was killed in Southeast Asia when he was a youth), he received a ruby-bloodstone crucifix from his grandfather which was apparently the induction into a mystic group of vigilantes known as the Chr'shr, a secret group of justice-seeking vigilantes that work outside of the restrictions of law in cases of criminals who also operate as otherwise untouchable by the law (or in control of it). His character the straight man amidst the craziness of the rest of the book, but often getting dragged into and joining the craziness of those around him. Strong moral fiber, intelligent, athletic, trained and highly-skilled in several martial arts, Chrusher later on becomes a private detective with a background in Forensic science and a skill at forensic art, while secretly being a member of the Ch'Shr secret society of vigilantes. Comics: 194 |
Danny G. BoyceDan is a cool guy. Loves hot snatch, dip, beer, soda, greasy burgers, fast cars, liquor, violent video games, gangsta rap, and blow-pops. Buddy to Corey Maronie and Mark Sharkton, although by the way he speaks to them and slaps them around you wouldn't know it. Friend of Chrusher, yet also friends with the new Welforce, making him somewhat of a mercenary for hire. He absolutely HATES Ron Foule, and LOVES giving full-effort roundhouse punches and brutal kicks to unconscious or prone people, so watch yourself around him. The only person known to ever defeat the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE" move employed by one Annette Welphy. Comics: 39 |
Dr. DaviesDr. Davies taught forensic science and commercial art. Two of his students in both classes were Oswegonia High's Chrusher and Pulaskunian High's Magic Marty Scovillian, each school's lead vigilantes. Davies also apparently had a past as a vigilante himself, and reveals startling secrets to Chrusher about his past and future. Comics: 7 |
Ian "The Brain" BabbletIan is a mathematical genius. Referred to as a human calculator, he often can solve any equation in his own mind before an average person can with a calculator. Due to this, he skipped two grades in public school. Being younger, more immature and far weaker than most of his classmates, he was a bit of an introverted, quiet nerd until he was recruited into Welforce by Foule and Butski. Once in Welforce, it was apparent that the other members were truly incompetent with stunningly low-IQ and sorry cognitive skills. Ian's confidence started showing, as by year two, he went from the quiet strategist on the side to the full-fledged leader, and led Welforce to it's 1st victory over the Conquerors in Chrusher's absence. He developed a dark side in this period, frustrated that he was unable to score with hot chicks and as a firm believer in gay rights (before they were championed by the mainstream media and progressive socialists), even experimented with gay activities with Foule and Butski. Heartbroken that a chick that he was in puppy love with was in love with Chrusher, it fueled his anger and he became more obsessed with defeating the Conquerors. After high school, he joined the Navy and attempted to defeat RaYzor and Chrusher a handful of times, but lost. Chrusher believed that Ian buried the hatchet and they were to be friends, but losing his faith in God during college, he became an atheist evangelist of sorts, which again fanned the flames of his anger issues. Following his father's footsteps, he has become a Nuclaer Engineer. His brother is Eric "Babs" Babblet, who is good friends with Chrusher, much to Ian's dismay. He has been lurking in the background for years, apparently waiting to strike. Comics: 48 |
Marty ScovillianPukaskian vigilante. The Chrusher's ally, although some professional jealousy resides over who is the better crimefighter. Comics: 19 |
RaYzor "The Hitman" CadildoRaYzor "Hitman" Cadildo (or is it Constipatello?) is one of Crusher's oldest friends. As a young lad, he watched many pro-wrestling matches and became a fan of characters such as Shawn Michaels, Bret "Hitman" Hart, and Razor Ramon (Gee... I mean, he ripped off their names). Known as being a very outgoing extrovert, he is somewhat less known for the truth that he is a master of manipulation. He was champion pro-wrestler in his elementary school playground championships, and held the title throughout Middle School via conniving cheating and self-disqualification to preserve his title. When first hearing Guns n' Roses, he knew his goal in life was to grow his hair long and rule. Proficient at wrestling, an avid musician, and good with computor mashines, he set upon that path. [SPOILERS: RaYzor was recruited into Welforce by default - he was simply hiding in a Charity Donation box when Butski stumbled upon him. He was getting picked on by on-again/off-again friend, Conqueror Chris "Crasher" Chassis and had enough. He snapped. It began a long rise from lowly Welforce agent to the conspired defeat and hospitalization of Crasher, the betrayal of Welforce, and joining the Conquerors, blaming Crasher's coma on Ron Foule. He later on set his sights on Chrusher's leadership of the Conquerors, but led the team in to utter failure in their 1st loss to Welforce, and the rest of the team mutinied him. Chrusher's return saw Ray completely snap and be institutionalized, where he met people who resembled his idols. Chrusher later on forgave RaYzor for his crimes and Ray stayed in the Conquerors when the rest of the group quit. Ray has been a Conqueror ever since.] Comics: 134 |
Ricktor "Equalizer" EicholzersonRictor is a good friend of Chrusher and joined the Conquerors after the high school era. A gentle giant, has power if needed, but would prefer to not use force to solve a problem. Speaking of problems... Rick has one related to gasses expended from his butt. Chrusher taught him to use the devastating move made popular by the late WWF wrestler Yokozuna called the "banzai drop", which dispatches Welforce agents in a most debilitating manner. Mostly a jovial soul with a sense of humor, he occasionally has bouts of "maturity" and looks down upon fart jokes and the like. Then he'll fart on you. Comics: 26 |
Scott "The Cow" GangnoniScott is a strange lad who refers to himself as "The Overlord." Claims that his "power is too much," and often refers the drainage of all other "power sources" within his immediate vicinity. He also speaks often of greased rakes, telephone poles, fences, forks, pencils, crayons, chainsaws, lawn mowers, rusty pitchforks, bike chains and ice-picks up people's hind sides. Founder of "The Rake Hectors" and "The Saucy Chain of Doom." Once a foe of Chrusher, now an ally. Comics: 83 |
The Mare StevensonThe mother of Chrusher and Mush. In disguise. Because. I don't know why. Maybe has something to do with Chrusher's late father? Or... I Just drew her that way. If I think fo something... I'll edit this profile. Comics: 11 |
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