WHO WILL BE FIRST TO GET RAKED?!

As Cow plans to rake the @$$e$ of Butski, Scruanot and Krudd, Chrusher does his best GI Joe team imitation and loads a high powered squirt gun with an antidote he got from Ian “The Brain” Babblet.

Wait… what the hell is Ian doing and where does he get this stuff?!

Page originally from 1988, remastered in 2011.

 

 

 

 

 


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CLASSIC CHRUSHERCOMIX #2 – Teenage Mutant Raking Cow!

“Chrusher” must face the crazed student known as Scott “The Cow” – and the madness of his lethal rakes. Yes, I said rakes. But Cow is not the only foe that is lurking… a powerful enemy with an insatiable desire for inflicting pain is waiting in the wings for violent revenge! A digitally re-mastered collection of the “Chris’ Crusher Comics” Mini-Issues #4-6 from 1988 printed for the very first time!

It is the year 1988, and a heroic young lad nicknamed “Chrusher” must face friends, foes, nerds, misfits, bullies, people of alternate lifestyle choices, and corrupt faculty members in his quest for normalcy and justice in a small but strange high school. That, um, will not happen in this book. This story is ****ed. (Please advise, this comic is suitable only for 14-and-up. I’d say higher, but a 14-year-old wrote and drew it).

Available in-print at Indy Planet!
$2.50 NO, YOU BLEW IT! IT’S OUT OF PRINT. SNOOZE, YOU LOSE, JERK!


Original page from 1988 (+ remastered text):

As Cow plans to rake the butts of his captives, Chrusher loads a high powered squirt gun with an antidote he got from Ian “The Brain” Babblet. Wait… what?!