The Obliterator’s Assassination Saga
The Obliterator’s Revenge | Classics #3 – 20th Anniversary Cover (1988)
The Obliterator’s Assassination Saga The Obliterator is back. And the massive ‘roid-raging bully is quite pi$$ed off about his defeat in issue #1. And he’s very vengeful. This is a straightforward story about bullies kicking f***in’ @$$, son. Classics #3…
Sweet Revenge, Nerd! | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
Chrusher faces off with his part-time friend, sometimes scammer, Mike Butski… the caper of the “I don’t owe you for…
Butski, The Swindler | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
The supposedly poor Mike Butski guilt-swindled money from Crusher for years via “borrowing” lunch ice cream money from him for…
“BALLTAG!” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
“I can’t pay you back yet. My Welfare Check didn’t come in yet!” – Mike Butski You know what? For…
“Darn, that booger is WWAAYYY up there!” / Ray Constipatello | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
Butski balltags Chrusher, Ronald has a new crush, a man named RaYzor. And then, someone locates Butski. Someone very large,…
“Where are the Puny Little Wimps?” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
Obliterator is back… freshly swole and healed up from HuMiracle Grow. He is a mountain of steel muscle and hate.…
“One grave filled… the other one good to go.” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
“One grave filled… the other one good to go.” A demonic look is seen in the Obliterator’s eyes as he…
Fan Letters Page | The Conqueror Correspondence
So proud that I got fan art already! From Mike Buske!!! And fan letters!
“IN THIS ISSUE, PUNK-@$$ CRUSHER… DIES!!!” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
Another repro cover to this mini-issue. Taken from the 1st page (1988, 2004 color). Several of these early mini-issues oddly…
THE TRANS F****ERS – MORE THAN MEETS FOUR EYES!
This somewhat vulgar faux ad sketchbook scribble needs some explaining… ?®@N$ƒ?©?€®$!? Yes, in short, it was a teenage me trying…
HA HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHH!!! | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
Obliterator finds Chrusher. And it does not take that long to begin attempting murder… Original artwork from 1988 …hastily drawn…
“SHUT UP AND DIE PEACEFULLY, WIMP!!!!!!!!!!” | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
Obliterator’s revenge continues as he puts Chrusher to sleep and throws him to the floor like a rag doll. Original…
“Break it up now, boys!” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
Janitorial Jack breaks up Obliterator’s beat down of Chrusher in the Janitor closet. Or tries to. © 1988 Christopher Galletta…
Bare Arsed Spankin’ | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
The Janitor is tougher than he looks — due to being a WW2 vet — and spanks Obliterator, which enrages…
Humiracle Gro (Original, 1988 Version)
HuMiracle-Grow’s special blend of top-secret ingredients created by the greatest scientific minds will make you a genius athlete porn star!…
OBLITERATOR COMICS! (1988)
Crusher Comics are Dead. LONG LIVE OBLITERATOR COMICS! Remastered 2010. Original page from 1988: Original Version: Oblitzy is so tough,…
Survival of the Fittest: THE BUTTBREAKER! | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
Obliterator is out to prove that old decayed corpse Darwin’s theory by slaughtering all humans weaker than him and his…
“Go for it, Old Dude!!!” | Classic Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
Obliterator has Chrusher and an old custodian trapped in the janitor’s closet with bad intentions and meets an escape attempt…
“I got a queer class next period. HOLY SON OF A…” *BITCHOOM* | Classic Crusher Comics #1 (1988)
Obliterator has Chrusher and an old custodian trapped in the janitor’s closet with bad intentions and meets an escape attempt…
Tales of G.I. Moe | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
GI Moe’s backstory was reprinted for those who missed the great stories the first time around. Some Moe – Lt.…
“What’re You Looking At, You Queer Lil’ Weakling!?” | Crusher Comic Classics #3 (1988)
Obliterator sure is offensive with the name-calling in 1988, isn’t he? Some random Googler who never read one of the…
The Amazing Stupor-Wimp vs. Hobgoober vs. Green Goober | Classic Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
This faux ad for a comic book – the Amazing Stupor-Wimp (AKA Peter Pipsqueak) – was about a teenage weakly…
Buy More Time & Find More Help Before The Downfall | Classic Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
Chrusher’s plan worked… survive Obliterator’s 1st attacks and distract him with his vengeful hate for Aaron to buy time… and…
The Old Man Dies… OBLITERATOR SHALL FALL! | Crusher Comix #3 (1988)
Chrusher vows revenge for the fallen Janitor, while Oblitzy dominates Aaron. Luckily, Termie brought his trusty Sai to school. Wait……
“Bow to me little man, BOW!” | Crusher Comic Classics #3 (1988)
Obliterator’s reflexes are as enhanced as his gargantuan strength! Damn, that HuMiracle Grow formula is impressive! Wait… how did Aaron…
“Soooo pitiful. Soooo weak.” “CHILL OUT, HOMEBOY!” Classic Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
Chrusher arrives to perform a nice dropkick to Obliterator’s back in an attempt to save Aaron… but would it even…
“You Big Overgrown Cocky Jerkface Dicksmack.” | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
Obliterator has grown too strong, too angry, too tough for Chrusher and Terminator to repeat their double-team win. HuMiracle Grow…
The Return of Mr. Butts | Crusher Comic Classics #3 (1988)
The original character in the ChrusherComix Universe was Mr. Butts. I created him as a little kid in maybe 2nd…
Terminator and Chrusher – Fight to the Death! | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
The Obliterator is as sadistic as he is powerful. He pits his two hated foes together in a face to…
“That felt like I was entering oblivion.” / “COCKY JERKFACE DICKSMACK?! SHOW YOURSELF!” | Crusher #3
“COCKY JERKFACE DICKSMACK?! SHOW YOURSELF!!!!” or “THE PAYBACK” I think my art started really showing growth here with the use…
“Did you Rip Yer Dick Off Rubbin’ One Out, Studly McDumbass?” | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
A new Conqueror emerges. But… not the best thing to say to such a large, strong, fast, angry man that…
“Crack Whore Mommies Iron Your Names On Yer Wimpy Lil’ Punk Shirts.” | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
Obliterator loudly opines his destructive feelings as he mocks and physically dominates his foes. Just a fancy way to say…
“Look at that Pasty, Pudgy Albino!” | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
As Obliterator’s dominant physical assault continues unabated by teachers and faculty, division within the Conquerors rears its ugly head as…
“No, They’re Not Gay.” | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
Crusher and Terminator fighting for their lives (more or less hitting and running) vs. Obliterator, then see an opening. No,…
THE CONCAVE FACE MANEUVER | Crusher Comics #3 (1988) – 2010 Bonus Page!
Introducing the CONCAVE FACE MANEUVER!!!!!!!! This is a special 20th anniversary Bonus page done over 20 years after the original…
DOUBLE FIST OF DOOM! | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
Yeah, but not THAT kind of fisting, pervs. Again, this page was a redo because the original was lost. I…
Mr Butts… Gets Laid?! | Crusher Comics #3 (1988)
“Why Dani… you’ve grown up!” Mr. Butts was always a quiet, lovable loser. And his wife was a hairball with…
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