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“It’s got nuts and seeds in it!”
It takes an advanced palate to determine the difference between types of animal feces.
Apr 15, 20081480
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Annette WelphyAnnette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas - a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind... the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE." Best to NOT find yourself in it. Comics: 50 |
Fucked-up Eye ManComics: 6 |
LunaticialsThe Lunaticials are, by first appearances, a group of mentally and physically disabled young men and women. However, they are a special group, as they all have extraordinary and supernatural talents and powers that go far beyond normal humans. There are good and evil Lunaticials, and an eternal struggle exists between them. In fact, they essentially end the first two eras, AKA the comedic "Classic Crusher Comics" saga. Comics: 16 |
Nonie "Cookie Monster" CowperComics: 17 |
Thomas WelphyThomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, The perpetually angry father of Adam "A.C." Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher's friends) has a serious problem with gas and explosive diarrhea, which he uses as a weapon. But sometimes... weapons can get out of control.... Comics: 55 |
Warrant Officer "Wheelchair" Wendy PitcherWendy Pitcher is a Lunaticial with a debilitating disease that paralyzes her face, vocal cords and legs. This does not stop her from being the ever-wise Lunarticial field commander, and immediately takes control of the wandering group that crashed on some Town of Oswegonian road. Has an ability to communicate via ESP, but seemingly only to fellow Lunaticials. If one underestimates the Lunaticials, Wendy's mind will crush theirs. So don't do it. Comics: 19 |
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The ChrusherComix Universe began in a high school study hall in the late 1980s. Every issue is here, and more are on the way... (stop that... don't laugh... I have a job and kids, okay? Show interest and new ones will come. Pinky promise.)
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SCOTT "COW" GAGNON'S SELECT COMEDY COMIC SPOTLIGHT: The Dark Conquerors #3 - The Introduction of the WelphysAs the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced coprophiliacs... the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don't believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good. And watch Scott Gagnon laugh his ass off over it!
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