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Adam "AC" WelphyNeighbor and friend to Chrusher and the Conquerors, the brooding angst-ridden AC lives life the best he can considering his sad past. Losing his mother tragically as a youth, he is raised by his grandparents, who are the cantankerous duo of Thomas and Annette Welphy. Comics: 30 |
Ambulance EMTsComics: 10 |
Annette WelphyAnnette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas - a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind... the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE." Best to NOT find yourself in it. Comics: 50 |
Dumb Kid (Jade Welphy)Exceedingly stupid kid who expects Santa to drop hot fudge and warm lemonade down the chimney in June. Comics: 6 |
Jo Jo Bunns (John Kibbles)John (AKA "Jo-Jo Bunns") is the twin brother of Jim Kibbles. Although they do look somewhat alike, and have a few similar interests, their personalities really couldn't be different. Jim is mild-mannered, jovial, good sense of humor, cool-tempered, and thinks before he speaks. His brother is somewhat the antithesis of this, as he speaks before he thinks, has a sadistic sense of humor and has a nasty temper. The twins are longtime friends of the Chrusher and are honorary members of the Conquerors group, although neither of them go on very many missions due to the Kibbles mom forcing them to do more chores than most teenagers are required to do. Same with Chrusher's famous "Chrusher Coliseum" backyard football games, where both played many a down, but often had to leave to do chores. Jim tries to keep his twin brother calm and collected, but to no avail, as John will just as soon bloodily smash his brother in the face repeatedly than calm down. John's temper and sadism is legendary, as he is your best buddy and will be the nicest guy you would ever want to meet in private. Then, in public, he has a desire to be show off, which also garnered him the name, 'Cool guy.' And part of being a show-off will often be mocking and BULLYING - friend, stranger, or foe alike. Notorious for picking on anybody smaller than him (which is many, as he's a pretty stocky, tough kid), but try to be overly nice to anybody bigger than him. Jo-Jo's oddest feature is his butt. Usually normal-sized, when he grows angry, his butt cheeks grow. And grow. And grow. Truthfully, butt cheeks that big should be humanly impossble. But... there they are. Comics: 28 |
Mark “Blubbs” SharktonBest friend of Corey Marone, a pudgy, snarky, dip-spittin' farmer boy with a sarcastic sense of humor. He and Corey are like filthy-mouthed two stooges. Comics: 24 |
Markio Phaggio Kowlins (Super Phaggio)A special ed bus driver/watcher who has a deep passion for elephants. And seems to be attracted to older men's asses. Comics: 22 |
Random Police OfficerComics: 17 |
Thomas WelphyThomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, The perpetually angry father of Adam "A.C." Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher's friends) has a serious problem with gas and explosive diarrhea, which he uses as a weapon. But sometimes... weapons can get out of control.... Comics: 55 |
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As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced coprophiliacs... the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don't believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good. And watch Scott Gagnon laugh his ass off over it!
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