Jan03
“SOUPY POOPY! RAARH!”
The Welphys meet the Lunaticials.
Lord save us all.
(…or for the atheists out there, time+chance+space+explosions+matter+who-the-heck-knows help us all.)
© 1997-98 by Christopher Galletta Stevens
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Cast of characters in this page:
Annette WelphyAnnette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas - a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind... the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE." Best to NOT find yourself in it. Comics: 50 |
Bastard BuckyBeloved member or the Lunaticials, The bastard Bucky is a lovable kid with a big heart whose disabilities are more a strength than a disability. Usually speaks in stares, grunts and hand gestures, Buck's trusting soul is susceptible for possesion. Mr. Corrodedwithshitfaceman will see to it to use Buck to further his own purposes. Comics: 19 |
Mr. CorrodedwithshitfacemanClaims to be the ghost of a man who died of the disease Elephantiasis, but some believe is a demon who possesses people and gives them extraordinary powers, albeit at the cost of visible physical deformation. Comics: 14 |
Scotty "Red Rainbow" Ellisander EllisonScotty is dumb. Smarter than most Lunaticials, but not much. A good kid trapped in a horrendous nerdy body, he longs to expose his powers to all. Or just keep being a wimpy nerd. Either or. Comics: 4 |
Shitneck SvengoliA wandering Lunaticial who rubs shit on his neck and welds it on with a blowtorch. Very aggressive and territorial when finding shit. Brother of Fucked-Up-Eye-Man Svengoli. Comics: 9 |
Thomas WelphyThomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, The perpetually angry father of Adam "A.C." Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher's friends) has a serious problem with gas and explosive diarrhea, which he uses as a weapon. But sometimes... weapons can get out of control.... Comics: 55 |
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