ChrusherComix

"Chris' Crusher Comics" by Christopher Galletta Stevens | Over 1,000 full comic book pages

ChrusherComix

"Chris' Crusher Comics" by Christopher Galletta Stevens | Over 1,000 full comic book pages

Crusher Comics Classics #4: RAKE SCIENCE!

It is the year 1988, and two 14-year-old high school misfits and nerds — named Mike Butski and Ronald Foule — have a fight in the Oswegonian High School hallways, then drag Chris Crusher into their spat. This seemingly meaningless high school disagreement birthed a twenty year grudge match which spreads all the way to the “Chrusher: End Cycle” graphic novel. Witness the humble beginnings of the “ChrusherComix” universe and watch it grow from an amateur, silly serial in a high school notepad twenty years ago to a full-fledged comic book today. The complete collection begins with this issue, which is itself a collection of the first three mini-issues in normal comic book format. Enjoy!

1989-01-15-Crusher-Comics-Classic-4-Rake-Science-Anniversary-Cover — Classic Chrusher #4 – The Cow, with a mysterious assistant dressed in a black cloak, takes over Mrs. Wood’s class and teaches the students (his classmates) the madness of… RAKE SCIENCE!

RAKE SCIENCE!

Scott “The Cow” Gagnoni returns, and “the power will be too much for “Mish Wood!” When Cow takes over the class, he – with his perverse assistant, Justin ‘Strangler’ Plankton – begins to school his fellow classmates in the art of – RAKE SCIENCE!

1989-01-15-Crusher-Comics-Classic-4-Rake-Science-Anniversary-Cover

Rake Science | Classic ChrusherComix #4 – Anniversary Cover (1988)

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 1, 1988 4563 0 min read

“Miss Wood Will Be Destroyed Because The Power Will Be Too Much!” (or “Pet Your Pussy–“) 20th Anniversary Bonus Page | Crusher Comics #4 (1988)

“Miss Wood Will Be Destroyed Because The Power Will Be Too Much!” (or “Pet Your Pussy–“) 20th Anniversary Bonus Page | Crusher Comics #4 (1988)

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 3, 1988 0 min read

Santa Cow (Original Crappy cover from 1988, Colored 2006) | Classic Crusher Comics (1988)

Santa Cow (Original Crappy cover from 1988, Colored 2006) | Classic Crusher Comics (1988)

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 4, 1988 0 min read

“Yes, students. When the butts are big, rake them! Hard!” | Classic Crusher Comics (1988)

“Yes, students. When the butts are big, rake them! Hard!” | Classic Crusher Comics (1988)

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 4, 1988 0 min read

“I don’t like things up my butt! I’m not gay!” | Crusher Comic Classics

“I don’t like things up my butt! I’m not gay!” | Crusher Comic Classics

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 5, 1988 0 min read

Justin Strangler and Cow select a student for an example of proper anal raking to the class.

“HAHAHA — WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!” “WHO CARES, DESTROY HIM!”| Crusher Comics Classics #4 (1988)

“HAHAHA — WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!” “WHO CARES, DESTROY HIM!”| Crusher Comics Classics #4 (1988)

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 6, 1988 0 min read

“AAH! YOU BASTARD, YOU CUT OFF MY ARM! GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL! WAAAHHHH!” | Crusher Comics Classics #4

“AAH! YOU BASTARD, YOU CUT OFF MY ARM! GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL! WAAAHHHH!” | Crusher Comics Classics #4

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 7, 1988 0 min read

Coming Soon: THE WELFORCE! | Crusher Comics (1989)

Coming Soon: THE WELFORCE! | Crusher Comics (1989)

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 9, 1988 0 min read

The Origin of The Slasher | Crusher Comic Classics #4

The Origin of The Slasher | Crusher Comic Classics #4

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 10, 1988 0 min read

The (In)Edible Bulk (Faux Ad)

The (In)Edible Bulk (Faux Ad)

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 11, 1988 0 min read

“ALL’S WORSE THAT END’S WORSE” | Classic Crusher – Rake Science

“ALL’S WORSE THAT END’S WORSE” | Classic Crusher – Rake Science

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 12, 1988 0 min read

Displeased with his reflection in the pool of blood | Classic Crusher – Rake Science

Displeased with his reflection in the pool of blood | Classic Crusher – Rake Science

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 13, 1988 0 min read

“That’s what you get for running around acting gay!” | Rake Science

“That’s what you get for running around acting gay!” | Rake Science

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 14, 1988 0 min read

“I don’t want to ruin your day, but… YOU’RE DEAD!” | Rake Science (Slasher’s Introduction)

“I don’t want to ruin your day, but… YOU’RE DEAD!” | Rake Science (Slasher’s Introduction)

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 15, 1988 0 min read

The Conquerors investigate… | Rake Science

The Conquerors investigate… | Rake Science

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 16, 1988 0 min read

“HAHAHA! UGLY MOTHERS! HAHAHA!” | Rake Science – Crusher Comics

“HAHAHA! UGLY MOTHERS! HAHAHA!” | Rake Science – Crusher Comics

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 17, 1988 0 min read

No, they are not stoned… | Rake Science – Crusher Comics

No, they are not stoned… | Rake Science – Crusher Comics

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 18, 1988 0 min read

“I prefer a spike, not a freakin’ buzz!” | Rake Science

“I prefer a spike, not a freakin’ buzz!” | Rake Science

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 19, 1988 0 min read

“Guys, Get back here! C’mon! F*** an’ A!” | Rake Science

“Guys, Get back here! C’mon! F*** an’ A!” | Rake Science

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 20, 1988 0 min read

“Is it better to be a running coward, or a dead fool?” | Chrusher’s Rake Science

“Is it better to be a running coward, or a dead fool?” | Chrusher’s Rake Science

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 21, 1988 0 min read

“Rake it, Ninja Big Butt!” | Rake Science

“Rake it, Ninja Big Butt!” | Rake Science

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 22, 1988 0 min read

“AHH! YOU STABBED ME, YOU FVCKER!” | Rake Science

“AHH! YOU STABBED ME, YOU FVCKER!” | Rake Science

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 23, 1988 0 min read

“Try not to shit your pants.” | The Rake Science of Crusher Comics

“Try not to shit your pants.” | The Rake Science of Crusher Comics

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 24, 1988 0 min read

“Here is your deceased son.” | Rake Science

“Here is your deceased son.” | Rake Science

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 25, 1988 0 min read

PU Comics: Superwimp, Fatman & Welfare Woman in Re:Actionless Comics! | Crusher (Faux Ad)

PU Comics: Superwimp, Fatman & Welfare Woman in Re:Actionless Comics! | Crusher (Faux Ad)

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 27, 1988 0 min read

Real-Life Fight Breaks Out On Fan Letter’s Page!? | Crusher Comics 1988

Real-Life Fight Breaks Out On Fan Letter’s Page!? | Crusher Comics 1988

Christopher Galletta Stevens Dec 27, 1988 0 min read

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