Character: Annette Welphy
Annette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas – a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind… the “EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE.” Best to NOT find yourself in it.
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Sliding Down Telephone Poles | Meet The Welphys (1997-01-10)
Jan 10, 1997
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Thomas’ Hind Explodes! | Meet The Welphys (1997-01-09)
Jan 09, 1997
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Can The Ambulance Make It In Time? | Dark Conquerors #3 (1997-01-08)
Jan 08, 1997
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“I Gotta’ $#!t & My @$$ Is Clogged!” | ChrusherComix #26 – Meet the Welphys
Jan 07, 1997
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“She Stuck a Broken Pool Cue Up Her @$$?!” | Dark Conquerors #3 – Meet The Welphys (1997-01-05)
Jan 05, 1997
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“Oh Fer CRIPES Sake… Look, Uncuff Adam So He Can Wipe Up This Dog Mess…” | Meet The Welphys
Jan 04, 1997
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“Look… Get This Gawddamn Chairpost Outta’ My @$$!” | Dark Conquerors vs. #3 (1997)
Jan 03, 1997
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Introduction of the Welphy Family | Dark Conquerors #3 (1997-01-02)
Jan 02, 1997
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The Introduction of the Welphys | The Dark Conquerors #3 (1996-08-26)
Aug 26, 1996
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10-Minute Quickie Chrusher #1 – The Arrival of the Dark Conquerors [Remastered Cover]
Jun 01, 1996
Writtwn & Illustrated by
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Christopher Stevens
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Christopher Galletta Stevens
- The Adventures of Towner & Friends – Kid Friendly Comics [Rated G]
- The Defecation of Elephantitus | The RaYzor’s Edge #4 [Rated PG-13]
- Clogged Butts & Lunaticials | The RaYzor’s Edge #3 [Rated PG-13]
- The Arrival of the Lunaticials | RaYzor’s Edge #2 [Rated PG-13]
- “Meet The Welphys!” | The Dark Conquerors #3 [Rated PG-13]
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