Character: Annette Welphy
Annette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas – a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind… the “EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE.” Best to NOT find yourself in it.
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The RaYzor’s Edge #3 – “Clogged Butts & Lunaticials”
Jan 01, 1998
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Bucky thinks most webcomic readers are retarded. | Arrival of the Lunaticials
Dec 31, 1997
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“He has felt a great disturbance in the flatulence.” | Arrival of the Lunaticials
Nov 21, 1997
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“Who or what is this imbecile or immigrant thing welding shit on his neck?” | Arrival of the Lunaticials – Crusher Comics
Nov 20, 1997
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“Hey, leave that shit alone, I need it to rub on my neck, old man!” | Arrival of the Lunaticials
Nov 19, 1997
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Welphy household… where food ceases to exist. | RaYzor’s Edge #2
Oct 07, 1997
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Teaching DOGGY STYLE for The Elderly Obese | RaYzor’s Edge #1 [18+]
Sep 28, 1997
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“BACK AWAY FROM THE F****T!” | RaYzor’s Edge #1
Sep 26, 1997
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“LICK ‘EM!” | RaYzor’s Edge #1
Sep 22, 1997
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CANON FAN ART: “No! Please, I beg of you!” / Ray with… his Dad?! | RaYzor’s Edge #1
Sep 20, 1997
Writtwn & Illustrated by
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Christopher Stevens
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Christopher Galletta Stevens
- The Adventures of Towner & Friends – Kid Friendly Comics [Rated G]
- The Defecation of Elephantitus | The RaYzor’s Edge #4 [Rated PG-13]
- Clogged Butts & Lunaticials | The RaYzor’s Edge #3 [Rated PG-13]
- The Arrival of the Lunaticials | RaYzor’s Edge #2 [Rated PG-13]
- “Meet The Welphys!” | The Dark Conquerors #3 [Rated PG-13]
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