Character: Annette Welphy
Annette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas – a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind… the “EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE.” Best to NOT find yourself in it.
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CANON FAN ART: “My time to strike has come.” | RaYzor’s Edge #1 by RaYzor C.
Sep 11, 1997
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CANON FAN ART: “I f***ing hate having to work for f***ing Welforce.” | RaYzor’s Edge #1
Sep 09, 1997
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“I was just suckin’ its @$$, Annette.” | RaYzor’s Edge
Sep 08, 1997
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Interlude – Welphy’s 80-footer end longest day
Jan 29, 1997
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Issue Finale | Meet The Welphys
Jan 19, 1997
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“WHY IS SANTA SHITTING ON ME?!” | Meet The Welphys
Jan 18, 1997
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“Ya’ Got No BAWLS!” & The Flying VW Bug! | Meet The Welphys
Jan 17, 1997
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“Fudge? Ew, Santa, Why’d You Give Me Turds To Eat?!” | Meet The Welphys
Jan 16, 1997
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“Santa?” | Meet the Welphys
Jan 15, 1997
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“OW! IT BURNS! IT’S NOT GREASED!” | Meet The Welphys
Jan 14, 1997
Writtwn & Illustrated by
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Christopher Stevens
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Christopher Galletta Stevens
- The Adventures of Towner & Friends – Kid Friendly Comics [Rated G]
- The Defecation of Elephantitus | The RaYzor’s Edge #4 [Rated PG-13]
- Clogged Butts & Lunaticials | The RaYzor’s Edge #3 [Rated PG-13]
- The Arrival of the Lunaticials | RaYzor’s Edge #2 [Rated PG-13]
- “Meet The Welphys!” | The Dark Conquerors #3 [Rated PG-13]
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RaYzor C.
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