Character: Annette Welphy
Annette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas – a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind… the “EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE.” Best to NOT find yourself in it.
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Ultra Thin Condoms And Forkbies | ChrusherComix Holiday Special
Dec 05, 2000
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The Crotch-Rot Torture Hold, Laser Eyes, and Bulk Candy Aisles | ChrusherComix Holiday Special
Dec 04, 2000
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“Fuckin’ kids. Fuckin’ Toys Shouldnt Exist! I Grew Up Without Them Just Fine!” | A Very Welphy Christmas
Dec 03, 2000
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“Aww Shit! I Smushed Some Guys Truck! I Hope He Ain’t Mad….”
Dec 02, 2000
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A Very Welphy Christmas: “Shopping Sprees & Breaking Floorpans.”
Dec 01, 2000
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The ChrusherComix Holiday Special – A VERY Welphy Christmas (Colorized Cover)
Dec 01, 2000
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“All Those Gynecological Problems” (In Your Face) | ChrusherComix Featuring Lunaticials
May 30, 1999
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Crotch-Rot Torture Hold: “Lessons Don’t Get Taught Twice Around Me, Boy.” | ChrusherComix Featuring Lunaticials
May 29, 1999
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“THOMAS!!! You Fucker, You Ate My Dog! Its In Your Shit!!!” | The Defecation of Elephantitus | ChrusherComix (Featuring Lunaticials!)
May 27, 1999
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“Annie?! What’s Happening To Meeee?!?!” | The Defecation of Elephantitus (1998-99)
May 20, 1999
Writtwn & Illustrated by
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Christopher Stevens
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Christopher Galletta Stevens
- The Adventures of Towner & Friends – Kid Friendly Comics [Rated G]
- The Defecation of Elephantitus | The RaYzor’s Edge #4 [Rated PG-13]
- Clogged Butts & Lunaticials | The RaYzor’s Edge #3 [Rated PG-13]
- The Arrival of the Lunaticials | RaYzor’s Edge #2 [Rated PG-13]
- “Meet The Welphys!” | The Dark Conquerors #3 [Rated PG-13]
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RaYzor C.
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