Character: Annette Welphy
Annette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas – a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind… the “EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE.” Best to NOT find yourself in it.
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The Defecation of Elephantitus | The RaYzor’s Edge #4 (1998-03)
Mar 07, 1998
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***Snort, Snort, SUCK, Oink, Oink… SQUEEL!!!!*** | Crusher Comics featuring The Lunaticials
Jan 28, 1998
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“Hmm Tastes Like… Nope That Aint Dog Shit!” | The Lunaticials of ChrusherComix
Jan 16, 1998
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“Wendy’s a smart retard.” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials – ChrusherComix
Jan 12, 1998
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BOOOOIIINNNG! | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials
Jan 08, 1998
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“Why is that big-assed lady’s butt ringing?”| Clogged Butts & Lunaticials
Jan 07, 1998
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“BEACHED WHALES!” “Yes Ellis… you are smarter than the rest. But not much.” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials
Jan 06, 1998
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“Where did you learn how to f***in’ drive? Those fatasses smushed in the front of the car!” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials
Jan 05, 1998
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“WHAT IN THE @$$ F*** IS THAT?!” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials – Chrusher Comics
Jan 03, 1998
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“Will you get this gawdamn board outta’ my a**!?” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials
Jan 02, 1998
Writtwn & Illustrated by
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Christopher Stevens
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Christopher Galletta Stevens
- The Adventures of Towner & Friends – Kid Friendly Comics [Rated G]
- The Defecation of Elephantitus | The RaYzor’s Edge #4 [Rated PG-13]
- Clogged Butts & Lunaticials | The RaYzor’s Edge #3 [Rated PG-13]
- The Arrival of the Lunaticials | RaYzor’s Edge #2 [Rated PG-13]
- “Meet The Welphys!” | The Dark Conquerors #3 [Rated PG-13]
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RaYzor C.
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