Character: Thomas Welphy
Thomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, The perpetually angry father of Adam “A.C.” Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher’s friends) has a serious problem with gas and explosive diarrhea, which he uses as a weapon. But sometimes… weapons can get out of control….
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“Time To Spread My @$$ Cheeks for Santa’s Big Wet Schl—“
Dec 11, 2000
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“What Kind Of Sick Pervert Feeds Children Shit For Xmas?!”
Dec 10, 2000
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“You Muthafuckin’, Fat Bitch-Assed Kid!!!” | ChrusherComix Christmas Special
Dec 09, 2000
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“Santa Claus! I Did Always Want To Fuck A Fat Magician.”
Dec 08, 2000
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“Whats That I Smell? The Strong Musk Of A Man?”
Dec 07, 2000
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“Whoever’s Monster-Ass did this to my Chevy left part of his fuckin’ shirt!” | ChrusherComix Holiday Special
Dec 06, 2000
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Ultra Thin Condoms And Forkbies | ChrusherComix Holiday Special
Dec 05, 2000
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The Crotch-Rot Torture Hold, Laser Eyes, and Bulk Candy Aisles | ChrusherComix Holiday Special
Dec 04, 2000
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“Fuckin’ kids. Fuckin’ Toys Shouldnt Exist! I Grew Up Without Them Just Fine!” | A Very Welphy Christmas
Dec 03, 2000
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“Aww Shit! I Smushed Some Guys Truck! I Hope He Ain’t Mad….”
Dec 02, 2000