“BAH! HOW CAN I ASSASNINATE SOMEONE WITH ALL OF THESE PRIMITIVE FOOLS WITNESSING MY WRATH!?” -Preston “The Pain Master” Kaulkins “The Pain Master” seems to be a somewhat more competent teenage white boy ninja than Shad “Death”… © 1988-89 Written[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The High School Dance with raging teenage hormones usually meant two things… totally inappropriate slow dancing and fights. Oh, hey, the 1st appearance of RaYzor! His name was different then… at least that’s what I was told it was! ©[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ron Foule and Chrusher… back to being friends!? Not seen since before issue #1 in “The Misadventures of Butksi Chronicles & His Pedo Teachers in Middle School (confiscated by Pedo Teachers in Middle School)”! A lot of my comics are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Slasher Clarkson laments the fact that he was challenged to a fight at the school dance on Friday the 13th. Why? Well, letters to the editor about my comics spilleth into real life, which then spilled over into fiction… you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A problem Oswegonia has is nuclear waste being dumped on fresh graves. It creates all kinds of conundrums. © 1988-89 Written & Illustrated by Chris Stevens I remember some of my classmates wondering why the hell I was making two[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The issue closes with Terminator taking credit for all of the unconscious bodies, and Justin Plankton’s parents finding the corpse of their son at the morgue. Boy, for a comedy, this shit just got real! Merry Christmas ’88, by the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Slasher shows Cow what it’s like to take the rake, and Scott is mortified by the aftermath! Aaron Terminator cleans up the mess with a roundhouse sucker punch, and Chrusher ‘n Crasher return impressed! ORIGINAL VERSION FROM WINTER 1988-89: ^^^[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cow blocks Slasher’s first strike, but leaves open his gut for a stabbing. Ow. ORIGINAL VERSION FROM 1988: Originally written & illustrated via pencil on lined paper 12/1988 – 1/1989 by Chris Galletta Stevens Remastered & Colored on Adobe Photoshop 12/9/2015![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Police were not called when students fought violently with rakes, knives, and swords in Oswegonia High School, shouting inane perversities at each other. Cow takes out the faux ninja with a vicious rake stab to the spinal column, then comes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As classmates mock the stand-off, “Death” Shadtraw poses an interesting question for Terminator to ponder carefully. SPECIAL EDITION REVISION HISTORY For the 25th Anniversary editions, the pencil-on-lined-paper pages from 1988-89 were given colors for the 1st time, in addition to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
SCOTT "COW" GAGNON'S SELECT COMEDY COMIC SPOTLIGHT: The Dark Conquerors #3 - The Introduction of the Welphys
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