The ChrusherComix Universe has a large cast of various characters. Like the real world, characters in the book come in all stripes – some are comic relief, some for drama, and when I say all stripes, I meant it. As the book expands, so does the cast, as this is not a gag-a-day comic or a planned epic graphic novel that stops after a few chapters… it is an expansive 20 year volume of comics that ends with a graphic novel. Here are our tagged characters, listed in order of most tagged appearances.
Chace 'Chrusher' Kristoph (Chris 'Crusher' Stevenson)Chace Kristoph (formerly known as Chris "Crusher" Stevenson) is the main protagonist of this comic book and graphic novel. Hurled into the spotlight unwittingly, as he was just a regular, every day, normal high school freshman in Oswegonia, a childish game of one-upmanship between he, Mike Butski and Ron Foule became a full-fledged grudge match as time went on. Formed The Conquerors, a group of good ol' boy high schoolers of all stripes against mischievous, trouble-making classmates and later on, corrupt teachers. Raised by his mom and adoptive uncle Wesley "TrOgre" Stevenson (who he believed was his father for years, as his father was killed in Southeast Asia when he was a youth), he received a ruby-bloodstone crucifix from his grandfather which was apparently the induction into a mystic group of vigilantes known as the Chr'shr, a secret group of justice-seeking vigilantes that work outside of the restrictions of law in cases of criminals who also operate as otherwise untouchable by the law (or in control of it). His character the straight man amidst the craziness of the rest of the book, but often getting dragged into and joining the craziness of those around him. Strong moral fiber, intelligent, athletic, trained and highly-skilled in several martial arts, Chrusher later on becomes a private detective with a background in Forensic science and a skill at forensic art, while secretly being a member of the Ch'Shr secret society of vigilantes. Comics: 194 | |
RaYzor "The Hitman" CadildoRaYzor "Hitman" Cadildo (or is it Constipatello?) is one of Crusher's oldest friends. As a young lad, he watched many pro-wrestling matches and became a fan of characters such as Shawn Michaels, Bret "Hitman" Hart, and Razor Ramon (Gee... I mean, he ripped off their names). Known as being a very outgoing extrovert, he is somewhat less known for the truth that he is a master of manipulation. He was champion pro-wrestler in his elementary school playground championships, and held the title throughout Middle School via conniving cheating and self-disqualification to preserve his title. When first hearing Guns n' Roses, he knew his goal in life was to grow his hair long and rule. Proficient at wrestling, an avid musician, and good with computor mashines, he set upon that path. [SPOILERS: RaYzor was recruited into Welforce by default - he was simply hiding in a Charity Donation box when Butski stumbled upon him. He was getting picked on by on-again/off-again friend, Conqueror Chris "Crasher" Chassis and had enough. He snapped. It began a long rise from lowly Welforce agent to the conspired defeat and hospitalization of Crasher, the betrayal of Welforce, and joining the Conquerors, blaming Crasher's coma on Ron Foule. He later on set his sights on Chrusher's leadership of the Conquerors, but led the team in to utter failure in their 1st loss to Welforce, and the rest of the team mutinied him. Chrusher's return saw Ray completely snap and be institutionalized, where he met people who resembled his idols. Chrusher later on forgave RaYzor for his crimes and Ray stayed in the Conquerors when the rest of the group quit. Ray has been a Conqueror ever since.] Comics: 135 | |
Ron FouleRonald "The Cool Fool" Foule is the quintessential nerd. Tall, skinny, pale, socially awkward, questionable fashion sense, studious at schoolwork... he really only lacks thick glasses to be the full model nerd. Ronnie began his freshman year of high school continuing his odd middle school fixation with one Michael Butski. Ron was somewhat sexulaly confused, being attracted to Butski, until Butski showed him a Playboy magazine, and Ron then woke up and started developing feelings for women as well. However, he still had an odd affection for Butski, who actually did make out with him a few times... (EEWW!). Friends with Chrusher, although at times tried to prove his toughness which got the ENTIRE COMIC started via a silly high school classmate rivalry. [SPOILER ALERT: Ronald grew up to be a secretive, but productive member of society, working for his father's corporation and actually married to a stunning blonde.] Comics: 99 | |
Mike ButskiMichael "Misfit Biscuit" Butski is an extremely odd fellow - and the 1st character ever created in the ChrusherComix universe. Star of the long-lost "Misadventures of Mike Butski" comic (that was confiscated by middle school teachers in 1987), he was then the 2nd character ever seen in Classic ChrusherComix #1, fighting off the advances of the sexually confused Ronald Foule. Usually clad in his nerdy taped-up glasses, beige/tan cowboy/polo shirt, and army green pants, and a thin layer of filth, dirt and grime, he is unmistakable with giant cheeks and a shit-eating grin when he's up to something. Apparently comes from a middle-class rural farmer/hunter family (although never seen), yet is a complete and total scrounge who scavenges everything and anything he can. Claims to have sweet motorbikes, ATVs and expensive BMX bicycles that he claims are expensive (yet nobody ever does see him in them). In other words, he looks dirt poor, claims that his family is well-off, but he's kind of a welfare fraud and notorious cheat either way. Borrows (without ever repaying), looks like a street kid (but apparently lives in a nice-sized family home), and steals from charity donation bins. Claims to score with hot chicks, yet nobody ever sees him with any. He is the friend of Chrusher, yet his dishonest scrounging sometimes puts him at odds with Crush. When caught stealing from the Charity boxes, he was recruited into Welforce, he began a longstanding rivalry with Crusher's justice-seeking, amatuer high school vigilante group - the Conquerors. Comics: 89 | |
Scott "The Cow" GangnoniScott is a strange lad who refers to himself as "The Overlord." Claims that his "power is too much," and often refers the drainage of all other "power sources" within his immediate vicinity. He also speaks often of greased rakes, telephone poles, fences, forks, pencils, crayons, chainsaws, lawn mowers, rusty pitchforks, bike chains and ice-picks up people's hind sides. Founder of "The Rake Hectors" and "The Saucy Chain of Doom." Once a foe of Chrusher, now an ally. Comics: 83 | |
Keith "Slasher" ClarksonKeith was once a regular, every day high school teenager. However, when Cow and The Grim Raker took over his Science class and slashed his butt with a muto-powered rake, his face became permanently deformed and he grew four razor-sharp blades from each knuckle. Gets very angry when one points out the obvious - that he looks like a cross between Cobra Commander and Wolverine. Keith has a very dark outlook on life, and has been rumored to have studied mystic arts. Often goes on racist rants, which in turn has made some people call him "KKKeith." Has pure hatred for those who have crossed him. A sadistic and malicious prankster extraordinaire. Though an old friend of Chrusher, he's considered to be a loose cannon. Comics: 60 | |
Thomas WelphyThomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, The perpetually angry father of Adam "A.C." Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher's friends) has a serious problem with gas and explosive diarrhea, which he uses as a weapon. But sometimes... weapons can get out of control.... Comics: 55 | |
Justin "Grim Raker" PlanktonOnce known as a quiet and mysterious high scholar and amateur boxer named Justin Plankton, Justin took to Cow's philosophy of the rake and became "The Strangler." Justin was killed by a katana-wielding high scholar pretending to be a Ninja. But after toxic waste was poured on his grave, his seemingly immortal corpse emerged with acidic skin and the ability to shoot energy blasts from his fists. Henceforth re-named; The Grim Raker. Comics: 53 | |
Annette WelphyAnnette Welphy is the obese, angry, elderly, and delusional wife of Thomas Welphy and adoptive mother of AC Welphy. She has two personas - a public one where she is an active and upstanding member of the community, and a private one, where she is extremely slothful, angry and abusive to her own family and immediate friends. Occasionally has dizzy spells that leave her doing strange things to her hind. Although she is elderly and obese, she employs one of the most devastating maneuvers known to mankind... the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE." Best to NOT find yourself in it. Comics: 50 | |
Ian "The Brain" BabbletIan is a mathematical genius. Referred to as a human calculator, he often can solve any equation in his own mind before an average person can with a calculator. Due to this, he skipped two grades in public school. Being younger, more immature and far weaker than most of his classmates, he was a bit of an introverted, quiet nerd until he was recruited into Welforce by Foule and Butski. Once in Welforce, it was apparent that the other members were truly incompetent with stunningly low-IQ and sorry cognitive skills. Ian's confidence started showing, as by year two, he went from the quiet strategist on the side to the full-fledged leader, and led Welforce to it's 1st victory over the Conquerors in Chrusher's absence. He developed a dark side in this period, frustrated that he was unable to score with hot chicks and as a firm believer in gay rights (before they were championed by the mainstream media and progressive socialists), even experimented with gay activities with Foule and Butski. Heartbroken that a chick that he was in puppy love with was in love with Chrusher, it fueled his anger and he became more obsessed with defeating the Conquerors. After high school, he joined the Navy and attempted to defeat RaYzor and Chrusher a handful of times, but lost. Chrusher believed that Ian buried the hatchet and they were to be friends, but losing his faith in God during college, he became an atheist evangelist of sorts, which again fanned the flames of his anger issues. Following his father's footsteps, he has become a Nuclaer Engineer. His brother is Eric "Babs" Babblet, who is good friends with Chrusher, much to Ian's dismay. He has been lurking in the background for years, apparently waiting to strike. Comics: 48 | |
ObliteratorName unknown from parts unknown, claims to be the cousin of Ron Foule. A massive, hulking, blonde-haired, blue-eyed genetic anomoly who was once picked on as a youth and abused steroids (and a mystery drug known as HuMiracle Gro) to become massively muscular and freakishly strong with enhanced reflexes. Obsessed with revenge against those who he feels one-upped or bullied him or his cousin Ron, despite showing no real relationship with him. Appears to have low cognitive skills, as he is seemingly obsessed with only getting stronger and defeating those who he feels crossed him. Comics: 43 | |
Danny G. BoyceDan is a cool guy. Loves hot snatch, dip, beer, soda, greasy burgers, fast cars, liquor, violent video games, gangsta rap, and blow-pops. Buddy to Corey Maronie and Mark Sharkton, although by the way he speaks to them and slaps them around you wouldn't know it. Friend of Chrusher, yet also friends with the new Welforce, making him somewhat of a mercenary for hire. He absolutely HATES Ron Foule, and LOVES giving full-effort roundhouse punches and brutal kicks to unconscious or prone people, so watch yourself around him. The only person known to ever defeat the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE" move employed by one Annette Welphy. Comics: 39 | |
Mashin' Matt Stevenson (AKA The Rock Musher)The brother of Chrusher. The strong, silent type, he is calculating, brooding, and has a unbreakable moral character. Although short, very powerful and subject to explosive outbursts when angered. Helps out his brother Chrusher as he became a member of his amater viginate group after high school. Good at figuring out mechanical objects, and is also known to have a green thumb. Although soft-spoken, he is quite proud of his muscles. Comics: 39 | |
David ScruanotDave is a long-time friend to RaYzor and even a longer-time friend to Chrusher. Despite this, he said the famous term, "Everybody likes Ray, but nobody knows why!" Smart, yet a bit scatterbrained and messy. Dave comes from a middle-class family, yet joins Welforce in a heartbeat. When asked why, considering he could be a Conqueror with his bud Chrusher, he said, "I'd rather be leader of Welforce than a mid-ranked Conqueror". Kind of tough due to many wrestling matches with his sadistic older brother, played football for a season or two as well. Does NOT like Chad Chadtraw, who is the believed secret identity for "The White Ninja of Death". is exceedingly sex-crazed... obsessed with getting chick tail and doesn't care who he tries with, even if they don't even desire his advances. This includes the young, old, skinny, fat, pretty, ugly... it's all good. And unprotected to boot. Comics: 38 | |
Chris "Crasher" ChassisCheerful, fun-natured, sharp-tongued prankster, trusted friend of Chrusher and the rest of the Conquerors. More of a lover than a fighter, and would rather ask random chicks to have sex if he wears a condom than anything else. [SPOILER ALERT: Although friends with RaYzor, a locker stacking/graffiti war got out of hand at one point, with an ambush leaving Chassis hospitalized with a coma during year one. Upon his awakening, he got his revenge against Ray. Phased himself out of Conqueror missions and eventually gotito the Marines after high school and became a serial womanizer.] Comics: 38 | |
Aaron "Terminator" TrudrulliThe First Conqueror. Come to classmate Chrusher's aide when he was being roughed-up by the behemoth Obliterator, and then formed The Conquerors with his friend Chrusher. Handsome, muscular, a bit of a brash and arrogant ladies man whose aggression is diffused by boning his hot teenage girlfriend at friends houses and leaving bedsheets thoroughly soiled of teenage sexuality. [SPOILER ALERT] Tragically lost in a massive explosion attempting to diffuse Grim Raker's self-destruct mechanism in "The Wrath of the Rake" 1988-89 season one finale. Comics: 35 | |
Steve "Hybrid Barbarian" HoweirdTHE BEZERKER! Steven "The Hybrid Renegade Spick-and-Span Barbarian" Howeird! Steven Howeird, once known as "Hulk Howeird" was a somewhat eccentric kid who loved pro-wrestling, pro boxing, NFL football and body building. Worshipped muscular/ripped actors and athletes in the mid-to-late 1980s, and often emulated pro wrestlers such as Ultimate Warrior, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Hulk Hogan and the Bushwackers. However, a childhood incident when he fell in a barn and a nail lodged into his skull with no apparent effects other than giving him a lazy eye, Howeird lived on with the help of strange-looking Geordi La Forge glasses (despite HATING Star Trek, which led to some ridicule). At some point in his teens, Steven started acting abnormally odd, sing a different character every day, Sometimes a pro-wrestler - often the indiscernible "Warrior power" messages from Ultimate Warrior. Sometimes Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sometimes as a Rabbi or Priest. And his Russian hat and Herschel Walker Vikings jersey combined with these things truly made for an odd sight. Mockery led him to dispatching of his Star Trek glasses, and then led to even more ridicule. Seeking popularity, he attempted to join his friend Chrusher's amatuer vigilante group - the Conquerors. Dressed in nothing but a leopard-print loin cloth and wielding a massive battle axe, complete with his slicked-back hair in the front and partially ponytailed mullet in the back, he failed. Badly beaten by other Conqueror tryouts, he was dropped unconscious into the garbage, where his sanity seemed to leave him during his slumber. Upon his awakening, his sexuality became completely limitless - male, female, and creatures were not free from his wandering lustful lazy eye and advances. A junkyard territorial battle with Mike Butski left him with no other option, to defeat the Chrusher to get revenge for his humiliating defeat! Steven has many names, and many personalities. He also appears to have his own language, that apparently only HE knows, as it has no structure other than sounding like gibberish. Claims to be descended from Viking Warriors, Arabian Pirates, Jewish holy men, Conquistadors, and Hispanic mystics and warlords, nobody truly understands exactly what he truly is or is about. Is he mad? Or is he what he says he is and just very eccentric? Nobody truly knows. But when he snaps and is enraged, Barbarian is extremely powerful, manically violent, and viciously lethal. Comics: 34 | |
Adam "AC" WelphyNeighbor and friend to Chrusher and the Conquerors, the brooding angst-ridden AC lives life the best he can considering his sad past. Losing his mother tragically as a youth, he is raised by his grandparents, who are the cantankerous duo of Thomas and Annette Welphy. Comics: 30 | |
Wesley "TrOgre" StevensonThe Wild Weasel Wesley, AKA TrOgre or TrOllger (Ogre for short), is a small, deformed man who was the adoptive father of Chrusher and Musher. Once classified to be a midget troll with Ogarian blood, Wes is dim-witted, humorless, violent, and quick-to-anger. He is somewhat harmless but his existence is an eclectic mixture of incompetent embarrassment while being an endless source of humor. Comics: 28 | |
Jo Jo Bunns (John Kibbles)John (AKA "Jo-Jo Bunns") is the twin brother of Jim Kibbles. Although they do look somewhat alike, and have a few similar interests, their personalities really couldn't be different. Jim is mild-mannered, jovial, good sense of humor, cool-tempered, and thinks before he speaks. His brother is somewhat the antithesis of this, as he speaks before he thinks, has a sadistic sense of humor and has a nasty temper. The twins are longtime friends of the Chrusher and are honorary members of the Conquerors group, although neither of them go on very many missions due to the Kibbles mom forcing them to do more chores than most teenagers are required to do. Same with Chrusher's famous "Chrusher Coliseum" backyard football games, where both played many a down, but often had to leave to do chores. Jim tries to keep his twin brother calm and collected, but to no avail, as John will just as soon bloodily smash his brother in the face repeatedly than calm down. John's temper and sadism is legendary, as he is your best buddy and will be the nicest guy you would ever want to meet in private. Then, in public, he has a desire to be show off, which also garnered him the name, 'Cool guy.' And part of being a show-off will often be mocking and BULLYING - friend, stranger, or foe alike. Notorious for picking on anybody smaller than him (which is many, as he's a pretty stocky, tough kid), but try to be overly nice to anybody bigger than him. Jo-Jo's oddest feature is his butt. Usually normal-sized, when he grows angry, his butt cheeks grow. And grow. And grow. Truthfully, butt cheeks that big should be humanly impossble. But... there they are. Comics: 28 | |
Corey MaroneCorey Marone is the younger brother of Conqueror-tryout (turned near-immediate Conqueror-quitter) Jamie Marone. However, Corey had a LOT less maturity than his older brother and acted like a total buffoon most of the time. Since his father was a State Trooper, he felt like he was bulletproof, and would routinely goof off. Often seen with his best buddy Mark "Blubbs" Sharkton, and together they are like two of the Three Stooges, but dumber and more filthy minds and potty-mouths. When their buddy Danny G. Boyce finds them, he has an abusive relationship with them that REALLY turns the situation into a Three Stooges dynamic. [SPOILER ALERT: After high school, joined the military and saw action in Iraq. Was immediately promoted to the position his father left upon his return to the States.] Comics: 27 | |
Ricktor "Equalizer" EicholzersonRictor is a good friend of Chrusher and joined the Conquerors after the high school era. A gentle giant, has power if needed, but would prefer to not use force to solve a problem. Speaking of problems... Rick has one related to gasses expended from his butt. Chrusher taught him to use the devastating move made popular by the late WWF wrestler Yokozuna called the "banzai drop", which dispatches Welforce agents in a most debilitating manner. Mostly a jovial soul with a sense of humor, he occasionally has bouts of "maturity" and looks down upon fart jokes and the like. Then he'll fart on you. Comics: 26 | |
Mark “Blubbs” SharktonBest friend of Corey Marone, a pudgy, snarky, dip-spittin' farmer boy with a sarcastic sense of humor. He and Corey are like filthy-mouthed two stooges. Comics: 24 | |
Markio Phaggio Kowlins (Super Phaggio)A special ed bus driver/watcher who has a deep passion for elephants. And seems to be attracted to older men's asses. Comics: 22 | |
Chad "Wanna-Be Ninja of Death" ChadtrawJust a regular, every day high school boy. Who dresses like a ninja. And jumps into classrooms and throws shurikens and swings katana blades at classmates. And lops off arms and such. Yep. Completely normal. Comics: 20 | |
Marty ScovillianPukaskian vigilante. The Chrusher's ally, although some professional jealousy resides over who is the better crimefighter. Comics: 19 | |
Bastard BuckyBeloved member or the Lunaticials, The bastard Bucky is a lovable kid with a big heart whose disabilities are more a strength than a disability. Usually speaks in stares, grunts and hand gestures, Buck's trusting soul is susceptible for possesion. Mr. Corrodedwithshitfaceman will see to it to use Buck to further his own purposes. Comics: 19 | |
Warrant Officer "Wheelchair" Wendy PitcherWendy Pitcher is a Lunaticial with a debilitating disease that paralyzes her face, vocal cords and legs. This does not stop her from being the ever-wise Lunarticial field commander, and immediately takes control of the wandering group that crashed on some Town of Oswegonian road. Has an ability to communicate via ESP, but seemingly only to fellow Lunaticials. If one underestimates the Lunaticials, Wendy's mind will crush theirs. So don't do it. Comics: 19 | |
Kris KruddA nerdy lad who was recruited into Welforce, but is a background fodder/pawn. Comics: 18 | |
Nonie "Cookie Monster" CowperComics: 17 | |
Random Police OfficerComics: 17 | |
LunaticialsThe Lunaticials are, by first appearances, a group of mentally and physically disabled young men and women. However, they are a special group, as they all have extraordinary and supernatural talents and powers that go far beyond normal humans. There are good and evil Lunaticials, and an eternal struggle exists between them. In fact, they essentially end the first two eras, AKA the comedic "Classic Crusher Comics" saga. Comics: 16 | |
David "Demolisher" DegrossA big lad and friend of Chrusher who's biggest claim to fame in this comic was one of the only people who successfully got his hands on Butski and kicked his ass. Butski is very squirmy and tougher than he looks. Dave is a good guy, and Conqueror, but isn't heavily featured. Comics: 16 | |
Jeff EgglestoneJeff is a trusted friend of Chrusher, joined the Conquerors as a double-agent and was at first a Welforce spy until Ian Babblet figured it out and sent them disturbing information (including homsexual orgy invites). Master of a move known as "the "Earricane" - which used his great balance (due to abnormally large ears) to delivery spinning shoulder blocks, hip checks, punches, knees and elbows that look like a blur or a hurricane. Nearly unstoppable... until it stops, as he is susceptible to easy knockouts once the move ceases due to dizziness. Jeff's very small and skinny body grew into his ears and he became a military man and police officer. Comics: 15 | |
Mr. CorrodedwithshitfacemanClaims to be the ghost of a man who died of the disease Elephantiasis, but some believe is a demon who possesses people and gives them extraordinary powers, albeit at the cost of visible physical deformation. Comics: 14 | |
Jamin "Powerhouse" WilliamsonJamin is one of the nicest guys one can meet. Great sense of humor, gets along with mostly anybody. Training to be a computer technician, but he isn't all brains. The kid is pretty damn muscular and ripped for a high school kid, and an amatuer wrestler. Very athletic and instantly became the muscle of the Conquerors, and Chusher's bodyguard of sorts. Comics: 12 | |
Miss WoodA lovable high school teacher who cannot control her students. Her classroom is "like 'Nam" as she has been quoted as saying. Many a prank has successfully went down in her classroom. Comics: 11 | |
Welphy PugsPrized, award-winning pug dogs of the Welphy household owned by a very proud Annette Welphy. Won many awards and shit on many a floor. Comics: 11 | |
The Mare StevensonThe mother of Chrusher and Mush. In disguise. Because. I don't know why. Maybe has something to do with Chrusher's late father? Or... I Just drew her that way. If I think fo something... I'll edit this profile. Comics: 11 | |
Neeja SakraA medium who has famously used her clairvoyance to solve crimes, occasionally on television. Comics: 10 | |
Ambulance EMTsComics: 10 | |
John "Gibshit" GibbsJohnny is quite the character. The guy will TALK YOUR EAR OFF. He has a million tales, most of which cannot possibly be true, but some are so you don't know whether or not to trust or mistrust him. As a kid, had an accident that turned his skin green and he became known as the Green Gibshit. Many skin bleaches returned it to it's natural cacasian hue. Becaomes a private detective who annoys the living shit out of everybpdy around him, but actually does sometimes get the job done. Just... not very often. Comics: 9 | |
Shitneck SvengoliA wandering Lunaticial who rubs shit on his neck and welds it on with a blowtorch. Very aggressive and territorial when finding shit. Brother of Fucked-Up-Eye-Man Svengoli. Comics: 9 | |
Jim "Killer" KibblesJim is the twin brother of John "Jo-Jo Buns" Kibbles. Although they do look somewhat alike, and have a few similar interests, their personalities really couldn't be different. Jim is mild-mannered, jovial, good sense of humor, cool-tempered, and thinks before he speaks. His brother is somewhat the antithesis of this, as he speaks before he thinks, has a sadistic sense of humor and has a nasty temper. The twins are longtime friends of the Chrusher and are honorary members of the Conquerors group, although neither of them go on very many missions due to the Kibbles mom forcing them to do more chores than most teenagers are required to do. Same with Chrusher's famous "Chrusher Coliseum" backyard football games, where both played many a down, but often had to leave to do chores. Jim tries to keep his twin brother calm and collected, but to no avail, as John will just as soon bloodily smash his brother in the face repeatedly than calm down. Comics: 9 | |
ElephantitusComics: 8 | |
Akuma the DorokusaiA mysterious, sadistic trained assassin and serial killer from unknown parts somewhere in Asia. Highly skilled in several secretive and mystic martial arts, including an extremely dangerous black magic Ninjutsu clan. Has no compassion towards he has been hired to kill or who he deems needs to be extinguished. Comics: 7 | |
Dr. DaviesDr. Davies taught forensic science and commercial art. Two of his students in both classes were Oswegonia High's Chrusher and Pulaskunian High's Magic Marty Scovillian, each school's lead vigilantes. Davies also apparently had a past as a vigilante himself, and reveals startling secrets to Chrusher about his past and future. Comics: 7 | |
Preston "Pain Master" CalkounsIn the 1980s there was a boom of Ninja popularity. Not much was actually known about real Ninjutsu, but every kid loved ninjas in cartoons and movies and wanted to be one. Preston was another such case. Poor Preston had an acne problem that caused some mockery amongst his classmates. One incident was between him and Keith Clarkson. Animosity brewed. It took head with a fight at a school dance, one where Preston dressed as a black ninja, hid in the shadows, threatened to stab Keith in the heart with a sai, and left. Comics: 7 | |
Dumb Kid (Jade Welphy)Exceedingly stupid kid who expects Santa to drop hot fudge and warm lemonade down the chimney in June. Comics: 6 | |
Eric "Babs" BabbletYounger brother of Ian Babblet. Has a great sense of humor and loves spending time with Chrusher & Musher and picking on TrOgre. Comics: 6 | |
Fucked-up Eye ManComics: 6 | |
Jules "Miss Piglet" PhinniganThe Jules Phinnigan Phinster is a Lunaticial who is in a straight jacket who snorts anything in front of her pig-lkikenose. AKA "Miss Piglet Phinnster," her peculiar mannerisms and noises remind one of a living pig girl thingee. Comics: 6 | |
MatsuoA Japanese immigrant who came to America to find his relatives, deceased sensei's surviving protégés, and select American masters to complete his training in bujutsu. Meeting the Chrusher while fighting a mutual enemy, Matsuo took Chrusher under his wing to teach him purer bujutsu after Chrusher's American martial arts teacher was murdered via expert fashion; presumably by a disciple of kan-aku na ninjutsu, and possibly darker, more sinister disciplines. Comics: 6 | |
Ray "Overy" OvertonComics: 6 | |
Dr. WelkerDr. Welker is an experienced and distinguished forensic pathologist. Comics: 5 | |
Marcus "The Hand" LeBlancusLunaticial who rarely opens his eyes and always has a hand in the air, Comics: 5 | |
Rhonda RhockathowerhComics: 5 | |
Daniel "Danny" Lancette (OHS Janitor #1)Daniel "Danny" Lancettie was also known as Oswegonia High's Janitor #1. That is NOT something taken lightly. He was the elder statesman and the commander of the custodial fleet, a proud group who serve with passion. When he stumbled upon a scuffle in the janitor's closet between Chrusher and Obliterator, he became involved. His life was finished when he tried stopping the fight, and Obliterator shattered him with a single blow. The event then caused a chain reaction, as his loyal co-workers plotted revenge... however... revenge against Chrusher. Comics: 5 | |
Hell's Angel MackAn extremely rough-and-gruff looking fat old gray-haired biker dude with a love of his Chevy truck. Does NOT like people fucking with his truck or Harley. Wears a Hell's Angels leather jacket and spike-cleated steel-toe boots with skulls that say "DIE" in the tread. Yeah, pretty sure the guy is a dangerous nut and wouldn't be too wise to upset the old fuck. I wouldn't smush his truck with my ass if I were you. Comics: 5 | |
Optimus PrimeCharacter from the Transformers toy/cartoon/comic book/movie franchise. Non-canon appearance, just a sketchbook entry by author/artist Christopher Galletta Stevens Comics: 5 | |
MegatronCharacter from the Transformers toy/cartoon/comic book/movie franchise. Non-canon appearance, just a sketchbook entry by author/artist Christopher Galletta Stevens Comics: 5 | |
Robbie Reinhadrt ReeganRobbie is a twisted lad. Neighbor to Chrusher, h is a few years younger than most of the crew, and was terribly mocked and picked on. This mixed with his obsession with real and fictional characters such as Adolf Hitler, Dr. Hans Reinhardt, and Emperor Palpatine. Many believe he is harmless, but others feel he is a loose cannon waiting to explode. Comics: 4 | |
Hot ChicksJust a tag for hot chicks in the comic. Because I wanted to. Comics: 4 | |
Step Papa MullyComics: 4 | |
Galletta's Karting ClubComics: 4 | |
Mr. SymnysterA high school gym teacher who was promoted to assistant principal. Enjoys giving students suspensions and in-house detention. Appears to answer to a school board called "The Jugglers." Comics: 4 | |
Scotty "Red Rainbow" Ellisander EllisonScotty is dumb. Smarter than most Lunaticials, but not much. A good kid trapped in a horrendous nerdy body, he longs to expose his powers to all. Or just keep being a wimpy nerd. Either or. Comics: 4 | |
BumblebeeCharacter from the Transformers Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens. Comics: 4 | |
Blonde at DanceComics: 4 | |
The Chaos Conjuror - King BabahA villain that entered the Chrusher Universe under mysterious circumstances, Babah is a foe of unimaginable power. Believed to be the boss of a criminal underground, and is known to possess powers that nobody understands. He has a deep knowledge of the Conquerors, but then disappeared after a confrontation with Chrusher. Wears energized armor and wields an ancient sword powered by a mystic stone. Masked, nobody knows his true identity, but his knowledge of the Conqueror/Welforce conflict is suspicious, since nobody else even knows who they are. Comics: 4 | |
Cowboy Bob SharktonComics: 4 | |
Goddamn Roswell AliensComics: 3 | |
Pencil Patience Philclops (AKA Doorknob Phillips-Head)An ugly, skinny Lunaticial with a deep abiding passion for pencils, crayons and Phillips Head screwdrivers. Has the heart of Captain Hollander, although her heart may belong to another. Comics: 3 | |
Captain HollanderLunaticial in love with "Door Knob" Phillipshead, Comics: 3 | |
G.I. MoeA highly-trained special forces military unit that bears a passing resemblance to G.I. Joe, but isn't. Comics: 3 | |
Mr. ButtsMr. David Butts is actually the original Crusher Comic character, invented in the early 1980s and drawn when Chris Stevens was around 7-12 years old. Once was a man of many occupations and appeared to be as prolific as Barbie (pro wrestler, surfer, astronaut, rocker, construction worker, boxer, Transformers confidant, military man), he seems to be a school teacher in Crusher comics. Comics: 3 | |
Big BethMonstrous woman in love with Scovillian. Comics: 3 | |
Eddie B.Comics: 3 | |
Hot Rod / RodimusComics: 3 | |
Darth MaulCharacter from the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens. Comics: 3 | |
Ben 'Obi-Wan' KenobiCharacter from the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens. Comics: 3 | |
Hot NurseComics: 3 | |
Sensei RockosumpiMartial arts teacher that Ron Foule takes classes with. A hard teacher, who abuses his students. Comics: 3 | |
Spiceman SpicerComics: 3 | |
Mr. Stephen D. FouleComics: 3 | |
DarkSabreLeader of a sect of mysterious ninjas hired by King Babah to bring him the legendary Bloodsword. DarkSabre then takes it as his own, and attempts to use it against Babah. Comics: 3 | |
Beth ShurtluffComics: 3 | |
Emma GagnoniComics: 3 | |
Mo MullyMom who used to be an arrogant hot chick in Grade School. Got older, had a kid or two and blew up like a hot air balloon. WIth a temper to match. Comics: 3 | |
Cute Chick (Leggy Brunette)Comics: 3 | |
James "Jimmay" LozurdodoBelligerent Go-kart track operator with a nasty, in-your-face, and often illogical temper. Known to be a confirmed cheat and believed to be a worker's comp fraud by everyone, yet is immensely popular and people like him everywhere because he is believed to be the chummy founder of a popular track even though he does not own nor fund the track (rich businessmen do), and even stole the idea of a dirt track and weekly racing from Chrusher's brother ("Musher" - founder of a go-kart track and karting club that pre-dates Jimmay's track by over thirteen years and that he raced at a year before, whom he barred from the track for winning too much. Location and financing mean EVERYTHING folks). Holds grudges and is susceptible to future heart failure due to his anger issues. Not really an important character in the comic, he just happened to be in the newspaper, so he gets a bio. Comics: 2 | |
ChrusherComixComics: 2 | |
Mamma The ButtLarge mom who bosses her kids around. Comics: 2 | |
Boo Boo Blobby BeaotchHook-nosed fat slob of a woman who once dated Mush. She and her mother apparently believed that she was God's gift to men who deserved a tall, filthy rich, exceedingly handsome man in good shape. Apparently, the mirrors and glasses in that household are in serious need of updating. Lives on a farm, and lonely nights can lead to some crrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzy things. Comics: 2 | |
Joe "Shitmypants" ColickCousin of Rob Reegan and neighbor of Chrusher who oddly does not mind shitting his pants like a child as long as no girls are around. Yeah, I don't know... pretty weird, Comics: 2 | |
Stupor-WimpComics: 2 | |
Charles "Chuckles" Johnson (Officer Johnson)Chuck is one of the Conqueror tryouts that beat up Steve Howeird and made him fully snap into the berserker Barbarian. After high school, Charles served time in the military and became a police officer. Good friend of Cow Gagnon. Comics: 2 | |
MinotaurComics: 2 | |
Qui Gon JinnCharacter from the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook entry by Christopher Galletta Stevens. Comics: 2 | |
SweepComics: 2 | |
Truck Driver #1Comics: 2 | |
Truck Driver #2Comics: 2 | |
Doc VajayjayBlubbery slobby-looking man is apparently one of Oswegonia Hospital's best doctors. Vajayjay oddly enough was the one responsible for naming Justin Plankton's reanimated corpse the "Grim Raker," something that his his earthly troubles were ended over. Comics: 2 | |
Rai OveryComics: 2 | |
Crazed CustodianOne of the janitor's in the proud Lancettie armada, became crazed and started making tragic messes in the school. Comics: 2 | |
SabreSamComics: 2 | |
MegaronComics: 2 | |
Babah's Ninja HordeA ninja group under the employ of Babah. Dangerously lethal, yet not a highly-skilled group, as they seem to have a very low success rate and a very high death rate. Cheap rent-a-ninjas. Comics: 2 | |
Mully kidDumb kid. Comics: 2 | |
Jon CarneyComics: 2 | |
Mutant MobstersComics: 2 | |
Hot RodComics: 2 | |
Ray Castaldo's Canon Fan ArtComics: 2 | |
FlowerA disturbed social worker. Spnds his free time dressed as a furry flower who has a magic treat box for kids at a pocket at his crotch. Spends most if his free time on video game message boards posting of how evil Christian Republicans are ruining the world by not being open to legalizing his sexuality. Comics: 1 | |
colorComics: 1 | |
Rednecked drunk race fansComics: 1 | |
Marilyn WelfsonDevil-worshipping heavy-metal rock rocker. Comics: 1 | |
Trent WelfznorComics: 1 | |
Peter ConklinLunaticial overlord in a wheelchair. Incredibly smart. Comics: 1 | |
The WelphysThe perpetually angry parents of Adam "A.C." Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher's friends), Tom and Ann often go on hateful rampages with zero provocation or reason. Thomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, while Ann is owner of countless award-winning pug dogs and a community leader in teaching aerobic exercise and sexuality amongst the elderly and the obese. Ann's anger and hatred towards everybody - including people she hardly knows - is legendary. Comics: 1 | |
Lava Monster From The Deep Dark DomainComics: 1 | |
Scary GaryComics: 1 | |
DriversComics: 1 | |
Harold Nicolette Jr.Comics: 1 | |
Random Emergency Room DoctorComics: 1 | |
WelforceA group of nerds, misfits, and dorks originally hired to protect Charity Donation boxes from thieves. The group was hijacked from its original mission and now seems bent solely on defeating the Conquerors. Comics: 1 | |
HobgooberComics: 1 | |
Green GooberComics: 1 | |
Joe "Poweroid" WalleyeA large, red necked ruffian who plays football... but not for the art of the game. Nope. He plays it to legally put a hurting on the guy across the line of scrimmage from him. Sadistic, but does have a sense of humor buried under the muscle and intimidating stares. Comics: 1 | |
YOU!Comics: 1 | |
KronkLunaticial with swollen lips. Comics: 1 | |
Professor FriendComics: 1 | |
Number 375Comics: 1 | |
The Edible BulkComics: 1 | |
Mr. & Mrs. PlanktonParents of Juston Plankton. Comics: 1 | |
Security GuardComics: 1 | |
Uncle SamComics: 1 | |
TerroristComics: 1 | |
Darth VaderCharacter from the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens. Comics: 1 | |
Emperor Palpatine (Darth Sidious)Comics: 1 | |
Grand Moff TarkinCharacter from the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens. Comics: 1 | |
Jabba The HuttComics: 1 | |
Boba FettComics: 1 | |
Imperial StormtrooperComics: 1 | |
Death StarFrom the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens. Comics: 1 | |
Star DestroyerComics: 1 | |
TIE FighterComics: 1 | |
Angel StatueComics: 1 | |
Dream WillowComics: 1 | |
Battle DroidCharacter from the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens. Comics: 1 | |
SeekersComics: 1 | |
StarscreamComics: 1 | |
SkywarpComics: 1 | |
ThundercreackerComics: 1 | |
ShockwaveComics: 1 | |
GalvatronComics: 1 | |
SoundwaveComics: 1 | |
LaserbeakComics: 1 | |
ScourgeComics: 1 | |
PerceptorCharacter from the Transformers toy/cartoon/comic book/movie franchise. Non-canon appearance, just a sketchbook entry by author/artist Christopher Galletta Stevens Comics: 1 | |
CyclonusCharacter from the Transformers toy/cartoon/comic book/movie franchise. Non-canon appearance, just a sketchbook entry by author/artist Christopher Galletta Stevens. Comics: 1 | |
SeekerComics: 1 | |
Luke SkywalkerComics: 1 | |
ProwlCharacter from the Transformers toy/cartoon/comic book/movie franchise. Non-canon appearance, just a sketchbook entry by author/artist Christopher Galletta Stevens Comics: 1 | |
ArkComics: 1 | |
Autobot ShuttleComics: 1 | |
BlasterComics: 1 | |
WheeljackComics: 1 | |
GrimlockComics: 1 | |
JazzComics: 1 | |
KupComics: 1 | |
RatchetComics: 1 | |
ConeheadComics: 1 | |
Princess Leia OrganaComics: 1 | |
ChewbaccaCharacter from the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens. Comics: 1 | |
YodaComics: 1 | |
Lando CalrissianComics: 1 | |
Han SoloComics: 1 | |
Wicket E. WarrickComics: 1 | |
C-3POComics: 1 | |
R2-D2Comics: 1 | |
Millenium FalconComics: 1 | |
FatmanComics: 1 | |
Under-WomanComics: 1 | |
RascalComics: 1 | |
Mrs. FouleMother of Ronald Foule, was bred by Stephen. Comics: 1 | |
Random Hospital NurseComics: 1 | |
FatwomanComics: 1 | |
Maulin' McAffertyOdd lad who joined the Grim Raker's Rake Hectors. Just because he was into heavy metal and rebelled against good. And raker looked cool to him. Comics: 1 | |
Drugs n' PoseursA hard rock band who RaYzor meets in the Banion Street Mental Asylum during his stay. They bear an uncanny resemblance to RaYzor's musical idols - Guns n Roses. However, they claim to be the REAL GNR, and the famous ones are the imposters who stole their work and claim to fame. Oddly, they require human sacrifice at their concerts. Comics: 1 | |
Dean "The Destroyer" HauserDean was a hard-working goodie-two-shoes cub scout who became disillusioned with society's ills and moral decline. Hates drugs and crime, and builds an armored suit and wields a massive gun (of unknown make and origin). Teams with Slasher. Comics: 1 | |
Mr. "Buffalo" NounMath and Algebra teacher who once was the wrestling teammate of Gorilla Monsoon and knows of a can't-lose move known as "the buffalo." Comics: 1 | |
Froggy Love PocketA small frog who fell victim to the Barbarian love ritual. Comics: 1 | |
RicaA mysterious captured woman in Barbarian Howeird's bedroom wall. Is she dead or alive behind the wall? Nobody knows. Comics: 1 | |
Ralph the dogComics: 1 | |
Donny LancettieDonald "Donny" Lancettie is a member of the CCCP (Crazed Communist Custodial Party), a Neo-Marxist group of janitors. When their #1 - Don's father Daniel - fell in the line of duty. Now he swears revenge. Comics: 1 | |
Nader MajortanElementary school friend of Chrusher who joins the Conquerors for a mission against King Babah. Comics: 1 | |
Jeremy "Catch-him-if-you-can" KetchupElementary school friend of Chrusher who joins the Conquerors for a mission against King Babah. Comics: 1 | |
Chad MartiniChad is a young man with his hands in many things. Video games, comic books, pets, philosophy, movies... and robotics. Has a remote-controlled robot which packs some serious firepower, which got him recruited into the Conquerors. But where does a teenager in the early 1990s get such high technology anyway? Comics: 1 | |
Jamie MoroneOlder brother of Corey Marone. More mature than his goof-ball bro, and a big and athletic guy who dominated Chrusher Coliseum football games, to the point of friends Chrusher and Egglestone drawing up elaborate football plays to attempt to defeat him. Jamie was part of a group of Conqueror tryouts who got into the group by demolishing Barbarian Howeird and throwing his unconscious and humiliatingly nude body into the dump. Jamie one day decided to turn on Chrusher, and abruptly quit the Conquerors and snubbed Chrusher for life without any reason. Comics: 1 | |
Kristina PiggleyComics: 1 | |
Roger PiggleyComics: 1 | |
Blobby BabyComics: 1 | |
Phillip MarsdungA failed short track dirt stock driver who became too morbidly obese to race anymore that his neck got hurt repeatedly stuffing his fatass into his race car (neck couldn't get in... too much blubber), and is known as a master cheat engine who put his now-retired skills to good use by cheating for his kids and friends at the local itty-bitty-tiny-whiney-cutesy kil' kartway track downtown. Has no conscious and does not mind cheating to win, sees no point in winning in equalized, fair-and-square machines... if its his kids or his neighbors or the price is right, you can have an illegal motor that will beat people with ten times your talent and experience. Worried about post-race inspections! BWHAHA! HE IS THE INSPECTOR! And if he ain't? His buddy is. Look better than you are by winning at ALL costs and that's the way it is. But what about his kids? Surely, they are good, innocent kids who want to go out and race and compete to win, right? Lessons learned alright... cheatin' wins, sons! Comics: 1 | |
HookComics: 1 | |
Peter PanComics: 1 | |
DefecationComics: 1 | |
Jon "Juan" KarneyComics: 1 | |
WolverineComics: 1 | |
Bill ClintonComics: 1 | |
Mr. CowbellComics: 1 | |
Ted "Tardy' MullyComics: 1 | |
ShinobiComics: 1 | |
Charitable Chuck ChurchioComics: 1 | |
The StrokerComics: 1 | |
Super-WimpComics: 1 | |
Welfare WomanComics: 1 | |
Runt RascalComics: 1 | |
The Girly-Boy UnderComics: 1 | |
Smufs BedsheetsComics: 1 | |
TransformersComics: 1 | |
Walter "Walley Wally" BalsackiComics: 1 | |
Bo Peep MonsterComics: 1 | |
1986 Transformers Hot Rod Go-KartComics: 1 | |
DragonComics: 1 | |
chrComics: 1 | |
RockatowerComics: 1 | |
Headstrong PosseComics: 1 | |
Mr. OblympiaComics: 1 | |
Mr. PunyverseComics: 1 | |
SmellduhComics: 1 | |
DinkComics: 1 | |
The Destroyer SchiefferComics: 1 | |
Kris "Cruddy" KruddComics: 1 | |
Doug HilldickComics: 1 | |
canonComics: 1 |
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