Characters

Cheerful, fun-natured, sharp-tongued prankster, trusted friend of Chrusher and the rest of the Conquerors. More of a lover than a fighter, and would rather ask random chicks to have sex if he wears a condom than anything else.

[SPOILER ALERT: Although friends with RaYzor, a locker stacking/graffiti war got out of hand at one point, with an ambush leaving Chassis hospitalized with a coma during year one. Upon his awakening, he got his revenge against Ray. Phased himself out of Conqueror missions and eventually gotito the Marines after high school and became a serial womanizer.]

Corey Marone is the younger brother of Conqueror-tryout (turned near-immediate Conqueror-quitter) Jamie Marone. However, Corey had a LOT less maturity than his older brother and acted like a total buffoon most of the time. Since his father was a State Trooper, he felt like he was bulletproof, and would routinely goof off. Often seen with his best buddy Mark "Blubbs" Sharkton, and together they are like two of the Three Stooges, but dumber and more filthy minds and potty-mouths. When their buddy Danny G. Boyce finds them, he has an abusive relationship with them that REALLY turns the situation into a Three Stooges dynamic. [SPOILER ALERT: After high school, joined the military and saw action in Iraq. Was immediately promoted to the position his father left upon his return to the States.]

Odd lad who joined the Grim Raker's Rake Hectors. Just because he was into heavy metal and rebelled against good. And raker looked cool to him.

Dan is a cool guy. Loves hot snatch, dip, beer, soda, greasy burgers, fast cars, liquor, violent video games, gangsta rap, and blow-pops. Buddy to Corey Maronie and Mark Sharkton, although by the way he speaks to them and slaps them around you wouldn't know it. Friend of Chrusher, yet also friends with the new Welforce, making him somewhat of a mercenary for hire. He absolutely HATES Ron Foule, and LOVES giving full-effort roundhouse punches and brutal kicks to unconscious or prone people, so watch yourself around him. The only person known to ever defeat the "EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE" move employed by one Annette Welphy.

The perpetually angry parents of Adam "A.C." Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher's friends), Tom and Ann often go on hateful rampages with zero provocation or reason. Thomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, while Ann is owner of countless award-winning pug dogs and a community leader in teaching aerobic exercise and sexuality amongst the elderly and the obese. Ann's anger and hatred towards everybody - including people she hardly knows - is legendary.

Scotty is dumb. Smarter than most Lunaticials, but not much. A good kid trapped in a horrendous nerdy body, he longs to expose his powers to all. Or just keep being a wimpy nerd. Either or.

Character from the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens.

Name unknown from parts unknown, claims to be the cousin of Ron Foule. A massive, hulking, blonde-haired, blue-eyed genetic anomoly who was once picked on as a youth and abused steroids (and a mystery drug known as HuMiracle Gro) to become massively muscular and freakishly strong with enhanced reflexes. Obsessed with revenge against those who he feels one-upped or bullied him or his cousin Ron, despite showing no real relationship with him. Appears to have low cognitive skills, as he is seemingly obsessed with only getting stronger and defeating those who he feels crossed him.

Chuck is one of the Conqueror tryouts that beat up Steve Howeird and made him fully snap into the berserker Barbarian. After high school, Charles served time in the military and became a police officer. Good friend of Cow Gagnon.

A ninja group under the employ of Babah. Dangerously lethal, yet not a highly-skilled group, as they seem to have a very low success rate and a very high death rate. Cheap rent-a-ninjas.

A lovable high school teacher who cannot control her students. Her classroom is "like 'Nam" as she has been quoted as saying. Many a prank has successfully went down in her classroom.

Large mom who bosses her kids around.

From the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens.

A hard rock band who RaYzor meets in the Banion Street Mental Asylum during his stay. They bear an uncanny resemblance to RaYzor's musical idols - Guns n Roses. However, they claim to be the REAL GNR, and the famous ones are the imposters who stole their work and claim to fame. Oddly, they require human sacrifice at their concerts.

The Wild Weasel Wesley, AKA TrOgre or TrOllger (Ogre for short), is a small, deformed man who was the adoptive father of Chrusher and Musher. Once classified to be a midget troll with Ogarian blood, Wes is dim-witted, humorless, violent, and quick-to-anger. He is somewhat harmless but his existence is an eclectic mixture of incompetent embarrassment while being an endless source of humor.

Wendy Pitcher is a Lunaticial with a debilitating disease that paralyzes her face, vocal cords and legs. This does not stop her from being the ever-wise Lunarticial field commander, and immediately takes control of the wandering group that crashed on some Town of Oswegonian road. Has an ability to communicate via ESP, but seemingly only to fellow Lunaticials. If one underestimates the Lunaticials, Wendy's mind will crush theirs. So don't do it.

Character from the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook entry by Christopher Galletta Stevens.

Once known as a quiet and mysterious high scholar and amateur boxer named Justin Plankton, Justin took to Cow's philosophy of the rake and became "The Strangler." Justin was killed by a katana-wielding high scholar pretending to be a Ninja. But after toxic waste was poured on his grave, his seemingly immortal corpse emerged with acidic skin and the ability to shoot energy blasts from his fists. Henceforth re-named; The Grim Raker.

Dr. Welker is an experienced and distinguished forensic pathologist.

Lunaticial who rarely opens his eyes and always has a hand in the air,

Mother of Ronald Foule, was bred by Stephen.

Leader of a sect of mysterious ninjas hired by King Babah to bring him the legendary Bloodsword. DarkSabre then takes it as his own, and attempts to use it against Babah.

Robbie is a twisted lad. Neighbor to Chrusher, h is a few years younger than most of the crew, and was terribly mocked and picked on. This mixed with his obsession with real and fictional characters such as Adolf Hitler, Dr. Hans Reinhardt, and Emperor Palpatine. Many believe he is harmless, but others feel he is a loose cannon waiting to explode.

A villain that entered the Chrusher Universe under mysterious circumstances, Babah is a foe of unimaginable power. Believed to be the boss of a criminal underground, and is known to possess powers that nobody understands. He has a deep knowledge of the Conquerors, but then disappeared after a confrontation with Chrusher. Wears energized armor and wields an ancient sword powered by a mystic stone. Masked, nobody knows his true identity, but his knowledge of the Conqueror/Welforce conflict is suspicious, since nobody else even knows who they are.

Pukaskian vigilante. The Chrusher's ally, although some professional jealousy resides over who is the better crimefighter.

Neighbor and friend to Chrusher and the Conquerors, the brooding angst-ridden AC lives life the best he can considering his sad past. Losing his mother tragically as a youth, he is raised by his grandparents, who are the cantankerous duo of Thomas and Annette Welphy.

Best friend of Corey Marone, a pudgy, snarky, dip-spittin' farmer boy with a sarcastic sense of humor. He and Corey are like filthy-mouthed two stooges.

Character from the Star Wars Universe. Non-canon sketchbook artwork by Christopher Galletta Stevens.