Character: The Welphys

The perpetually angry parents of Adam “A.C.” Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher’s friends), Tom and Ann often go on hateful rampages with zero provocation or reason. Thomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, while Ann is owner of countless award-winning pug dogs and a community leader in teaching aerobic exercise and sexuality amongst the elderly and the obese. Ann’s anger and hatred towards everybody – including people she hardly knows – is legendary.