"You know what my ass is capable of, son." The Welphys rampage through the gathering in their family SUV and hit the fleeing faux Mare, confusing it for a "Roswell Alien"! Some memorable quotes: "They have Roswell Aliens flyin' around here! C'mon before you get abducted!" -Annette Welphy "You know what my ass is capable of, son." -Thomas Welphy This is another page in my series of quickly-drawn comics meant to get laughs amongst my friends and family. Little did I know when I originally did them in 1997 that I would color them and publish them for the world to see a few years later, but I did. I hope you enjoy them as much as me, my friends and family do. © Written & Illustrated by Christopher Galletta Stevens (1997) Colored & Web-published by Christopher Galletta Stevens (2006) Re-issued on the new Chrusher.com online by Christopher Galletta Stevens (2013)