The Attack of the Teenage Mutant Raking Cow
Chrusher’s classmate Scott Gagnoni has somehow transformed into a mutant half-teenage boy / half-Bovine and has kidnapped some students. But for what? Ransome… or something more perverse and devious?
The Coule Institute | 20th Anniversary Retcon Bonus Page (1988-2008)
A shadowy figure calls in Mr. Symynstr and has some nefarious plans for the student who has hospitalized Ron Foule twice and Obliterator once. A 20th Anniversary Bonus Scene! For the 20th Anniversary of ChrusherComix, I composed a series of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
G.I. Moe: A Real American DoDo!!!!!!!!!! Yo Moe! | Chris’ Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
G.I. Moe – a Real American Dodo! I grew up LOVING G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero. What red-blooded American boy (well, and the rest of the world as “Action Force” among other names) that grew up in the 1980’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A COW’S FURY! | Chris’ Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
Scott “The Cow” Gagnoni loves rakes. And butts. And putting them together. With toxic grease. Yep… he’s messed up. But messed up for us all to have a good laugh. CLASSIC CHRUSHERCOMIX #2 – Teenage Mutant Raking Cow! “Chrusher” must […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Time to Rake Myself!” – Scott Gagnoni | Chris’ Crusher Comics #2 – 1988
Cow is a perverse lad who rakes himself to sleep at night. He also comes in contact with a radioactive mutagenic grease that bonded his cells with the DNA of the last animal he was in contact with… the Cows… […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Holy Cow! Great Scott!” …Takes Hostages at Oswegonia High School! | Chris’ Crusher Comics #2 – 1988
The Cow takes fellow classmates hostages at Oswegonia High School after an accident with a nuked-out rake grease turns him into the last creature he had contact with… the cows! Must be that cheeseburger he gulped down. We… hope…? Um, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“You Don’t Scare Me, Mr. Cow!” | Chris’ Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
Mike Butski, Dave Scruanot and Kris Krudd have been kidnapped and are in danger of getting their butts raked by The Cow! ORIGINAL VERSION: CLASSIC CHRUSHERCOMIX #2 – Teenage Mutant Raking Cow! “Chrusher” must face the crazed student known as […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Which of these Bare Plump Cheek Butts Gets The Rake?” | ChrusherComix Classics #2 (1988)
Whose butts will get raked?! CLASSIC CHRUSHERCOMIX #2 – Teenage Mutant Raking Cow! “Chrusher” must face the crazed student known as Scott “The Cow” – and the madness of his lethal rakes. Yes, I said rakes. But Cow is […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1980’s Video Game Fun! 8-Bit War Games! Wahoo! | ChrusherComix Classics #2 (1988)
Keeping in the spirit of ads in comic books, here is a Faux Ad for non-existing 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment System [NES] and Sega Master System [SMS?] Games that I made up in one of my goofy 14-year-old moods. Was a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Who’s Teenage Butt To Rake? Crudd, Scruaton, Or Nerd-Of-The-North Butski?” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
As Cow plans to rake the @$$e$ of Butski, Scruanot and Krudd, Chrusher does his best GI Joe team imitation and loads a high powered squirt gun with an antidote he got from Ian “The Brain” Babblet. Wait… what the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Mutate and die, you meddlesome son of a bitch!” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
Chrusher comes to the rescue just before Cow begins the process of raking Dave, Mike and Kris’ bare @$$es. CLASSIC CHRUSHERCOMIX #2 – Teenage Mutant Raking Cow! “Chrusher” must face the crazed student known as Scott “The Cow” – and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Let’s Get The Rakes, WAHOO!” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
CLASSIC CHRUSHERCOMIX #2 – Teenage Mutant Raking Cow! “Chrusher” must face the crazed student known as Scott “The Cow” – and the madness of his lethal rakes. Yes, I said rakes. But Cow is not the only foe that is […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
NOW HIRING: THE WELFORCE! Coming soon… | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
WANTED:
A small group of persons — some smart, some strong — to guard the Salvation Army Donation Boxes across the city. Will supply weaponry for you to be… A WELFORCE WARRIOR!
Teenage Mutant Raking Cow (Alternate Anniversary Cover) | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)
CLASSIC CHRUSHERCOMIX #2 – Teenage Mutant Raking Cow! “Chrusher” must face the crazed student known as Scott “The Cow” – and the madness of his lethal rakes. Yes, I said rakes. But Cow is not the only foe that is […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
NEXT: The Obliterator’s Revenge | Crusher Comics Classics #3
