Character: Thomas Welphy
Thomas is a world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local University and is coprophagous, The perpetually angry father of Adam “A.C.” Welphy (one of Chrusher & Musher’s friends) has a serious problem with gas and explosive diarrhea, which he uses as a weapon. But sometimes… weapons can get out of control….
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“BEACHED WHALES!” “Yes Ellis… you are smarter than the rest. But not much.” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials
Jan 06, 1998
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“Where did you learn how to f***in’ drive? Those fatasses smushed in the front of the car!” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials
Jan 05, 1998
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“WHAT IN THE @$$ F*** IS THAT?!” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials – Chrusher Comics
Jan 03, 1998
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“Will you get this gawdamn board outta’ my a**!?” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials
Jan 02, 1998
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“He has felt a great disturbance in the flatulence.” | Arrival of the Lunaticials
Nov 21, 1997
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“Who or what is this imbecile or immigrant thing welding shit on his neck?” | Arrival of the Lunaticials – Crusher Comics
Nov 20, 1997
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“Hey, leave that shit alone, I need it to rub on my neck, old man!” | Arrival of the Lunaticials
Nov 19, 1997
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Welphy household… where food ceases to exist. | RaYzor’s Edge #2
Oct 07, 1997





