Character: Ricktor "Equalizer" Eicholzerson
Rictor is a good friend of Chrusher and joined the Conquerors after the high school era. A gentle giant, has power if needed, but would prefer to not use force to solve a problem. Speaking of problems… Rick has one related to gasses expended from his butt. Chrusher taught him to use the devastating move made popular by the late WWF wrestler Yokozuna called the “banzai drop”, which dispatches Welforce agents in a most debilitating manner. Mostly a jovial soul with a sense of humor, he occasionally has bouts of “maturity” and looks down upon fart jokes and the like. Then he’ll fart on you.
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“Annie?! What’s Happening To Meeee?!?!” | The Defecation of Elephantitus (1998-99)
May 20, 1999
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“I Cant See! There’s Shit In My Eyes!” | Lunaticials Issue #4 – ChrusherComix
Apr 03, 1998
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“I See You Need More Evidence. My Ass Can Become A Vacuum.” | ChrusherComix’s Lunaticials
Mar 14, 1998
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“FUCK OFF! I Am The Ruler of this comic! I Must Win, You Must Lose!” | Lunaticials #4
Mar 13, 1998
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“Stand With The Mundane Humanoids… And Be Subsequently Destroyed!” | The Triumph of The Elephantitus of ChrusherComix
Mar 10, 1998
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“Insolent ignoramus! Shit is Corrodedwithshit-Buck’s food! It fuels his power!!!” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials
Jan 24, 1998
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Rickozuna Puts RaYzor Down For The Slam! | ChrusherComix
Jan 15, 1998
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“Oohhh… there is so much power getting drained right now!” | Clogged Butts & Lunaticials
Jan 13, 1998

