Character: Ricktor "Equalizer" Eicholzerson
Rictor is a good friend of Chrusher and joined the Conquerors after the high school era. A gentle giant, has power if needed, but would prefer to not use force to solve a problem. Speaking of problems… Rick has one related to gasses expended from his butt. Chrusher taught him to use the devastating move made popular by the late WWF wrestler Yokozuna called the “banzai drop”, which dispatches Welforce agents in a most debilitating manner. Mostly a jovial soul with a sense of humor, he occasionally has bouts of “maturity” and looks down upon fart jokes and the like. Then he’ll fart on you.
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“Listen to The Emperor’s Theme from Star Wars. Isn’t it beautiful?” | Crusher, The Return of… #1
Jan 27, 1995
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“Hey fatty, I said — OW, MY LEG!” | Crusher, Return of… #1
Jan 26, 1995
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“You fucking suck, you fucking worthless nerd!” | Crusher, Return of… #1
Jan 24, 1995
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“Crass. Yet enchanting.” | Crusher, The Return of… #1
Jan 19, 1995
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“I shall send you greetings in the form of gas expended from my asshole.” | Chrusher, Return (1995)
Jan 18, 1995
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“You accomplished something ten years of Welforce couldn’t do! Kill an enemy agent!”
Jan 17, 1995