Character: Jo Jo Bunns (John Kibbles)

John (AKA “Jo-Jo Bunns”) is the twin brother of Jim Kibbles. Although they do look somewhat alike, and have a few similar interests, their personalities really couldn’t be different. Jim is mild-mannered, jovial, good sense of humor, cool-tempered, and thinks before he speaks. His brother is somewhat the antithesis of this, as he speaks before he thinks, has a sadistic sense of humor and has a nasty temper. The twins are longtime friends of the Chrusher and are honorary members of the Conquerors group, although neither of them go on very many missions due to the Kibbles mom forcing them to do more chores than most teenagers are required to do. Same with Chrusher’s famous “Chrusher Coliseum” backyard football games, where both played many a down, but often had to leave to do chores. Jim tries to keep his twin brother calm and collected, but to no avail, as John will just as soon bloodily smash his brother in the face repeatedly than calm down.

John’s temper and sadism is legendary, as he is your best buddy and will be the nicest guy you would ever want to meet in private. Then, in public, he has a desire to be show off, which also garnered him the name, ‘Cool guy.’ And part of being a show-off will often be mocking and BULLYING – friend, stranger, or foe alike. Notorious for picking on anybody smaller than him (which is many, as he’s a pretty stocky, tough kid), but try to be overly nice to anybody bigger than him.

Jo-Jo’s oddest feature is his butt. Usually normal-sized, when he grows angry, his butt cheeks grow. And grow. And grow. Truthfully, butt cheeks that big should be humanly impossble. But… there they are.