Character: Danny G. Boyce

Dan is a cool guy. Loves hot snatch, dip, beer, soda, greasy burgers, fast cars, liquor, violent video games, gangsta rap, and blow-pops. Buddy to Corey Maronie and Mark Sharkton, although by the way he speaks to them and slaps them around you wouldn’t know it. Friend of Chrusher, yet also friends with the new Welforce, making him somewhat of a mercenary for hire. He absolutely HATES Ron Foule, and LOVES giving full-effort roundhouse punches and brutal kicks to unconscious or prone people, so watch yourself around him. The only person known to ever defeat the “EAT-ME-OUT-CROTCH-ROT-TORTURE-HOLD-REVERSE-PEDIGREE” move employed by one Annette Welphy.