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The Lunaticials Emerge from the Fiery Short Bus Accident
The Lunaticials Emerge from the Fiery Short Bus Accident As one of the mysterious Coule Institute vehicles travels down the road, it swerves to miss Ronald’s near-zombified corpse. It crashes, and a most peculiar bunch emerge from the fiery ruins[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Issue Finale | Meet The Welphys
“WHY IS SANTA SHITTING ON ME?!” | Meet The Welphys
Dark Conquerors #3 – Meet The Welphys Jo Jo & his rough-n’-tough cowboy bud with a filthy mouth continue to spin out of control in the wake of devastation left from Thomas Welphy’s gastrointestinal sttorm. And poor Jade… oh… it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Ya’ Got No BAWLS!” & The Flying VW Bug! | Meet The Welphys
The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Fudge? Ew, Santa, Why’d You Give Me Turds To Eat?!” | Meet The Welphys
The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Santa?” | Meet the Welphys
The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“OW! IT BURNS! IT’S NOT GREASED!” | Meet The Welphys
The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, bigoted, irrational,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sliding Down Telephone Poles | Meet The Welphys (1997-01-10)
“AAAH!” “NNLLLL!” “NO! WE’RE SLIDING HEADFIRST RIGHT INTO THAT… TELEPHONE POLE!!” The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thomas’ Hind Explodes! | Meet The Welphys (1997-01-09)
The Dark Conquerors #3 – Meet The Welphys As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…