Humiracle Gro (Original, 1988 Version)

Posted on November 3, 1988 by Christopher Galletta Stevens
HuMiracle-Grow... a special blend of top-secret ingredients created by some of the greatest scientific minds in human history. You will have your mind expanded to genius levels, your physical abilities enhanced to professional athlete levels, and your genitalia gets swollen to beyond freakishly absurd porn star levels! Become the greatest human.
How could one function with biceps that big?!
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