Character: Phillip Marsdung

A failed short track dirt stock driver who became too morbidly obese to race anymore that his neck got hurt repeatedly stuffing his fatass into his race car (neck couldn’t get in… too much blubber), and is known as a master cheat engine who put his now-retired skills to good use by cheating for his kids and friends at the local itty-bitty-tiny-whiney-cutesy kil’ kartway track downtown. Has no conscious and does not mind cheating to win, sees no point in winning in equalized, fair-and-square machines… if its his kids or his neighbors or the price is right, you can have an illegal motor that will beat people with ten times your talent and experience. Worried about post-race inspections! BWHAHA! HE IS THE INSPECTOR! And if he ain’t? His buddy is. Look better than you are by winning at ALL costs and that’s the way it is. But what about his kids? Surely, they are good, innocent kids who want to go out and race and compete to win, right? Lessons learned alright… cheatin’ wins, sons!