It is the year 1988, and two 14-year-old high school misfits and nerds — named Mike Butski and Ronald Foule — have a fight in the Oswegonian High School hallways, then drag Chris Crusher into their spat. This seemingly meaningless high school disagreement birthed a twenty year grudge match which spreads all the way to the “Chrusher: End Cycle” graphic novel. Witness the humble beginnings of the “ChrusherComix” universe and watch it grow from an amateur, silly serial in a high school notepad twenty years ago to a full-fledged comic book today. The complete collection begins with this issue, which is itself a collection of the first three mini-issues in normal comic book format. Enjoy!
RAKE SCIENCE!
Rake Science | Classic ChrusherComix #4 – Anniversary Cover (1988)
RAKE SCIENCE – Crusher Comic Classics #4: Scott “The Cow” Gagnoni returns, and “the power will be too much for “Mish Wood!” When Cow takes over the class, he – with his perverse assistant, Justin ‘Strangler’ Plankton – begins to school…
“Miss Wood Will Be Destroyed Because The Power Will Be Too Much!” (or “Pet Your Pussy–“) 20th Anniversary Bonus Page | Crusher Comics #4 (1988)
The madness of Rake Science begins… as this 20th Anniversary bonus page shows just how Cow took control of an entire classroom of high school students.…
Santa Cow (Original Crappy cover from 1988, Colored 2006) | Classic Crusher Comics (1988)
As the prelude in the previous pages showed, Scott “The Cow” Gangnoni has disabled the teacher, Miss Wood, and has taken over the class. Now… the…
“Yes, students. When the butts are big, rake them! Hard!” | Classic Crusher Comics (1988)
It is the year 1988. And Mr. Scott “Overlord Cow” Gagnoni has deposed Mrs. Wood and taken over a classroom. With his assistant, Mr. Justin “The…
“I don’t like things up my butt! I’m not gay!” | Crusher Comic Classics
Justin Strangler and Cow select a student for an example of proper anal raking to the class.
“HAHAHA — WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!” “WHO CARES, DESTROY HIM!”| Crusher Comics Classics #4 (1988)
The 1st class of Rake Science has been taught to the students – and the raking of classmate Keith Clarkson’s butt has occurred – but the…
“AAH! YOU BASTARD, YOU CUT OFF MY ARM! GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL! WAAAHHHH!” | Crusher Comics Classics #4
The white boy with a ninja costume and gadgets calling himself “Death” amputates Justin’s arm, while Keith’s butt glows from the raking process. Man, some weird…
Coming Soon: THE WELFORCE! | Crusher Comics (1989)
Coming soon… to Chris’ Crusher Comics… At first, they were Charitable Army Box barons – robbing from the church, the poor, and the misfortunate. (Of course,…
The Origin of The Slasher | Crusher Comic Classics #4
Chrusher Comix #4 – Crusher Episode #12 – Rake Science & The Origin of Keith Slasher Pt. 2: The origin of The Slasher! Keith “The Slasher”…
The (In)Edible Bulk (Faux Ad)
The Edible Bulk… gamma radiation did not have the same huge, impervious, powerful shredded muscle effect on this poor fool doctor. (NOTE: Don’t look TOO closely… you…
“ALL’S WORSE THAT END’S WORSE” | Classic Crusher – Rake Science
Christmas and Holiday Blessings from your not-so-friendly insane local high school students… fighting with rakes and katana blades and nuclear waste in class. And… Ninja or…
Displeased with his reflection in the pool of blood | Classic Crusher – Rake Science
The origin of the Slasher continues. Keith struggles to his feet after his ass has been raked, and rage rises upon seeing his own face reflected…
“That’s what you get for running around acting gay!” | Rake Science
Due to the mutagen anal rake, rage and some X-Men comic books fresh in his mind, Clarkson grows claws much like Marvel Comics’ Wolverine. Except better……
“I don’t want to ruin your day, but… YOU’RE DEAD!” | Rake Science (Slasher’s Introduction)
Keith dons a mask and claws and christens himself “THE SLASHER”. Cow points out that he looks like something out of a cartoon or comic book,…
The Conquerors investigate… | Rake Science
The Conquerors — Chrusher, Crasher, and Terminator — were sent from next door to investigate the strange noises caused by the Rake Science lesson gone horribly…
“HAHAHA! UGLY MOTHERS! HAHAHA!” | Rake Science – Crusher Comics
“BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Terminator exclaimed, “UGLY MOTHERS!” Chrusher blurted, “FREAKS OF NATURE!” Crasher guffawed, “MUTANTS!” While the Conquerors find the Rake Science scene puzzling, yet incredibly funny, Slasher…
No, they are not stoned… | Rake Science – Crusher Comics
Distracted by the hilarity of their classmates… cosplaying(?), Terminator and Crasher avoid Slasher’s attack just in time… but does Chrusher? © 1988-89 Chris Galletta Stevens (Colored…
“I prefer a spike, not a freakin’ buzz!” | Rake Science
Chris ‘Crasher’ Chassis’ nice spike stop is reduced to a buzz. Still a mullet party in the back though. The character interaction takes an extremely personal…
“Guys, Get back here! C’mon! F*** an’ A!” | Rake Science
Terminator defends himself against Klarkson, but Chrusher and Crasher have been kinda’ freaked out about all these lethally sharp blades flyin’ around. © 1988-89 Chris Galletta…
“Is it better to be a running coward, or a dead fool?” | Chrusher’s Rake Science
As classmates mock the stand-off, “Death” Shadtraw poses an interesting question for Terminator to ponder carefully. SPECIAL EDITION REVISION HISTORY For the 25th Anniversary editions, the…
“Rake it, Ninja Big Butt!” | Rake Science
Police were not called when students fought violently with rakes, knives, and swords in Oswegonia High School, shouting inane perversities at each other. Cow takes out…
“AHH! YOU STABBED ME, YOU FVCKER!” | Rake Science
Cow blocks Slasher’s first strike, but leaves open his gut for a stabbing. Ow. ORIGINAL VERSION FROM 1988: Originally written & illustrated via pencil on lined paper…
“Try not to shit your pants.” | The Rake Science of Crusher Comics
Slasher shows Cow what it’s like to take the rake, and Scott is mortified by the aftermath! Aaron Terminator cleans up the mess with a roundhouse…
“Here is your deceased son.” | Rake Science
The issue closes with Terminator taking credit for all of the unconscious bodies, and Justin Plankton’s parents finding the corpse of their son at the morgue.…
PU Comics: Superwimp, Fatman & Welfare Woman in Re:Actionless Comics! | Crusher (Faux Ad)
P.U. (Progressive Universe) Comics Presents: RE:ACTION-LESS COMICS! When inaction is the only way to react! When the land of Commieton exploded from no money and starving…
Real-Life Fight Breaks Out On Fan Letter’s Page!? | Crusher Comics 1988
CRUSHER’S CORNER LETTERS PAGE When Chris’ Crusher Comics became a hit at 1988’s Oswego High School Study Halls, it garnered fans writing to the letters page.…
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