{"id":870,"date":"1996-08-26T16:09:28","date_gmt":"1996-08-26T20:09:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/?p=870"},"modified":"2026-05-10T07:53:52","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T11:53:52","slug":"meet-the-welphys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/meet-the-welphys\/","title":{"rendered":"“Meet The Welphys!” | The Dark Conquerors #3 [Rated PG-13]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don’t believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Written & Illustrated by Christopher Galletta Stevens, Page illustrated 8\/26\/1996<\/a>, colored & web-published 7\/06\/2006.<\/p>\n\n\n

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The Introduction of the Welphys | The Dark Conquerors #3 (1996-08-26)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nAug 26, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Introduction of the Welphy Family | Dark Conquerors #3 (1997-01-02)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 2, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Look… Get This Gawddamn Chairpost Outta’ My @$$!” | Dark Conquerors vs. #3 (1997)<\/a><\/h3>
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“Oh fer’ C*****sake… look… put that gouwddamn chair down and take this CHAIR POST OUTAA’ MY AS!” – Thomas Welphy<\/p>\n<\/div>

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“Oh Fer CRIPES Sake… Look, Uncuff Adam So He Can Wipe Up This Dog Mess…” | Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 4, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“She Stuck a Broken Pool Cue Up Her @$$?!” | Dark Conquerors #3 – Meet The Welphys (1997-01-05)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 5, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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RaYzor STILL Beating On Ron Foule?! | Dark Conquerors #3 – Meet The Welphys (1997-01-05)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 6, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“I Gotta’ $#!t & My @$$ Is Clogged!” | ChrusherComix #26 – Meet the Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 7, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Can The Ambulance Make It In Time? | Dark Conquerors #3 (1997-01-08)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 8, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Thomas’ Hind Explodes! | Meet The Welphys (1997-01-09)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 9, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Sliding Down Telephone Poles | Meet The Welphys (1997-01-10)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 10, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Why does that ambulance have a flatbed behind it? | Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 11, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“NEEIIGGGHHH!!!!” | Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 12, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Santa’s Early This Year!” \/ Dark Room Action | Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 13, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“OW! IT BURNS! IT’S NOT GREASED!” | Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 14, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Santa?” | Meet the Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 15, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Fudge? Ew, Santa, Why’d You Give Me Turds To Eat?!” | Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 16, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Ya’ Got No BAWLS!” & The Flying VW Bug! | Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 17, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“WHY IS SANTA SHITTING ON ME?!” | Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 18, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Issue Finale | Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 19, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Interlude – Welphy’s 80-footer end longest day<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 29, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Matt Stevens Comix<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nApr 1, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Mama The Butt Crashes Into Welphy House By Matt Stevens<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nApr 2, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART The Welphys Loot The Car Crash WTF By Matt Stevens<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nApr 3, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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ADDENDUM – CANON FAN ART: Keith Clark’s “Slasher Comics” (1996)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 1, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART: Slasher’s Horror Trip by Keith Clark (1997)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 2, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Ray Jerks Off To Internet Porn By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 3, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Slasher KOs Ray With Basketball By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 4, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Cow Recycles Rays Hair By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 5, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Keith Clarks Slasher Comics 2 The Death Of The Little Cherries<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 6, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART RaYzor Vs Dan Boyce Playing SNES Monday Night RAW Game By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 7, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART RaYzor Dominates Dan But Here Comes Slasher By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 8, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Slasher Stabs Rays Throat Boyce Wants To Molest Carcass By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 9, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Dan Places Extremity In Wounded RaYzors Ass By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 10, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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FAN ART: Slasher Bitch-slaps Boyce Across Room – By Keith Clark [Rated R]<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 11, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART But Apparently It Was Keiths Dream By Ray C<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 12, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART RaYzor And Slasher Face Off At The Cliffs By Ray C<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 13, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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RaYzors Edge Prelude RaYzor Goes Fishing In His Dreams<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 14, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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RaYzors Dream Continues<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 15, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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RaYzor Finds Deserted Island Of Hot Naked Chicks In Heat<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 16, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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…and now For Comics By Mary Stevens<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 18, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART: “…but Alas It Was All A Dream, Ray.” By Mary Stevens<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 19, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n

As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix\u00a0Universe to all-new lows. Don’t believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good.<\/p>\n

Written & Illustrated by Christopher Galletta Stevens, Page illustrated 8\/26\/1996<\/a>, colored & web-published 7\/06\/2006.<\/p>\n

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As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix Universe to all-new lows. Don’t
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