{"id":7838,"date":"1996-03-03T16:41:00","date_gmt":"1996-03-03T21:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/?p=7838"},"modified":"2026-05-05T22:18:37","modified_gmt":"2026-05-06T02:18:37","slug":"the-return-of-the-chrusher-3-rayzors-funeral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/the-return-of-the-chrusher-3-rayzors-funeral\/","title":{"rendered":"The Return of The Chrusher #3: RaYzor&#8217;s Funeral?!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Chrusher returns and discovers his family is going to RaYzor&#8217;s Funeral?! What?!<\/p>\n\n\n<div  class=\"ultp-post-grid-block wp-block-ultimate-post-post-list-4 ultp-block-5e0a34\"><div class=\"ultp-block-wrapper\"><div class=\"ultp-loading\"><div class=\"ultp-loading-blocks\" style=\"width:100%;height:100%;\"><div style=\"left: 0;top: 0;animation-delay:0s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 21px;top: 0;animation-delay:0.125s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 42px;top: 0;animation-delay:0.25s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 0;top: 21px;animation-delay:0.875s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 42px;top: 21px;animation-delay:0.375s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 0;top: 42px;animation-delay:0.75s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 42px;top: 42px;animation-delay:0.625s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 21px;top: 42px;animation-delay:0.5s;\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ultp-heading-filter\"><div class=\"ultp-heading-filter-in\"><div class=\"ultp-filter-navigation\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-items-wrap ultp-block-content-middle ultp-layout4\"><div class=\"ultp-block-item ultp-block-media post-id-942\"><div class=\"ultp-block-content-wrap ultp-first-postlist-2\"><div class=\"ultp-block-image ultp-block-image-opacity\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/rayzors-funeral-return-chrusher-3-cover-1996\/\" ><img decoding=\"async\"  alt=\"chrusher19950301-colorized-return-3\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/chrusher19950301-colorized-return-3.jpg?fit=800%2C1057&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-content\"><div class=\"ultp-category-grid ultp-category-classic ultp-category-aboveTitle\"><div class=\"ultp-category-in\"><\/div><\/div><h3 class=\"ultp-block-title \"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/rayzors-funeral-return-chrusher-3-cover-1996\/\" >RaYzor&#8217;s Funeral &#8211; Return of the Chrusher #3 cover (1996)<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"ultp-block-meta ultp-block-meta-dot ultp-block-meta-icon\"><span class=\"ultp-block-author ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <circle cx=\"12\" cy=\"7\" r=\"4\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 21v-3a4 4 0 0 1 4-4h8a4 4 0 0 1 4 4v3\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n<a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/author\/chrushercomix-2\/\">Christopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span><span class=\"ultp-block-date ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M3 5.5a2 2 0 0 1 2-2h14a2 2 0 0 1 2 2v14a2 2 0 0 1-2 2H5a2 2 0 0 1-2-2v-14ZM8 2v3m8-3v3M3 9h18\"\/>\n<\/svg>\nMar 1, 1996<\/span><span class=\"ultp-post-view ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M1 12s4-8 11-8 11 8 11 8-4 8-11 8-11-8-11-8Z\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M12 15a3 3 0 1 0 0-6 3 3 0 0 0 0 6Z\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n5153<\/span><span class=\"ultp-post-read ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 5v14a3 3 0 0 0 3 3h13V8H7a3 3 0 0 1-3-3Zm0 0a3 3 0 0 1 3-3h13M7 5h10\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M9.5 18.5v-3.092a3 3 0 0 1 .504-1.664l1.219-1.828a.934.934 0 0 1 1.554 0l1.22 1.828a3 3 0 0 1 .503 1.664V18.5m-5-2.5h5\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-readmore\"><a aria-label=\"RaYzor&#8217;s Funeral &#8211; Return of the Chrusher #3 cover (1996)\" href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/rayzors-funeral-return-chrusher-3-cover-1996\/\" >Read More<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-item ultp-block-media post-id-1400\"><div class=\"ultp-block-content-wrap ultp-all-postlist-2\"><div class=\"ultp-block-image ultp-block-image-opacity\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/19950302-scherzo-for-rubber-muscle-suit-and-orchestra\/\" ><img decoding=\"async\"  alt=\"Scherzo for Latex Muscle Suit &#038; Orchestra | Return of the Chrusher #3 (1995)\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-content\/uploads\/1995\/02\/chrusher19950302b.jpg?resize=600%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-content\"><h3 class=\"ultp-block-title \"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/19950302-scherzo-for-rubber-muscle-suit-and-orchestra\/\" >Scherzo for Latex Muscle Suit &#038; Orchestra | Return of the Chrusher #3 (1995)<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"ultp-block-meta ultp-block-meta-dot ultp-block-meta-icon\"><span class=\"ultp-block-author ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <circle cx=\"12\" cy=\"7\" r=\"4\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 21v-3a4 4 0 0 1 4-4h8a4 4 0 0 1 4 4v3\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n<a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/author\/chrushercomix\/\">Christopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span><span class=\"ultp-block-date ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M3 5.5a2 2 0 0 1 2-2h14a2 2 0 0 1 2 2v14a2 2 0 0 1-2 2H5a2 2 0 0 1-2-2v-14ZM8 2v3m8-3v3M3 9h18\"\/>\n<\/svg>\nMar 2, 1996<\/span><span class=\"ultp-post-read ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 5v14a3 3 0 0 0 3 3h13V8H7a3 3 0 0 1-3-3Zm0 0a3 3 0 0 1 3-3h13M7 5h10\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M9.5 18.5v-3.092a3 3 0 0 1 .504-1.664l1.219-1.828a.934.934 0 0 1 1.554 0l1.22 1.828a3 3 0 0 1 .503 1.664V18.5m-5-2.5h5\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-item ultp-block-media post-id-2078\"><div class=\"ultp-block-content-wrap ultp-all-postlist-2\"><div class=\"ultp-block-image ultp-block-image-opacity\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/19950303-crusher-s-pet-turtles-meal\/\" ><img decoding=\"async\"  alt=\"Chrusher&#8217;s pet turtles get a meal | RaYzor&#8217;s Funeral\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/chrusher19950303b.jpg?resize=600%2C315&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-content\"><h3 class=\"ultp-block-title \"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/19950303-crusher-s-pet-turtles-meal\/\" >Chrusher&#8217;s pet turtles get a meal | RaYzor&#8217;s Funeral<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"ultp-block-meta ultp-block-meta-dot ultp-block-meta-icon\"><span class=\"ultp-block-author ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <circle cx=\"12\" cy=\"7\" r=\"4\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 21v-3a4 4 0 0 1 4-4h8a4 4 0 0 1 4 4v3\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n<a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/author\/chrushercomix\/\">Christopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span><span class=\"ultp-block-date ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M3 5.5a2 2 0 0 1 2-2h14a2 2 0 0 1 2 2v14a2 2 0 0 1-2 2H5a2 2 0 0 1-2-2v-14ZM8 2v3m8-3v3M3 9h18\"\/>\n<\/svg>\nMar 3, 1996<\/span><span class=\"ultp-post-read ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 5v14a3 3 0 0 0 3 3h13V8H7a3 3 0 0 1-3-3Zm0 0a3 3 0 0 1 3-3h13M7 5h10\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M9.5 18.5v-3.092a3 3 0 0 1 .504-1.664l1.219-1.828a.934.934 0 0 1 1.554 0l1.22 1.828a3 3 0 0 1 .503 1.664V18.5m-5-2.5h5\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-item ultp-block-media post-id-2080\"><div class=\"ultp-block-content-wrap ultp-all-postlist-2\"><div class=\"ultp-block-image ultp-block-image-opacity\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/19950304-dr-davies-skills-considerable\/\" ><img decoding=\"async\"  alt=\"&#8220;Dr. Davies skills were considerable. But his defeat was sound!&#8221; | RaYzor&#8217;s Funeral\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/chrusher19950304b.jpg?resize=600%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-content\"><h3 class=\"ultp-block-title \"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/19950304-dr-davies-skills-considerable\/\" >&#8220;Dr. Davies skills were considerable. But his defeat was sound!&#8221; | RaYzor&#8217;s Funeral<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"ultp-block-meta ultp-block-meta-dot ultp-block-meta-icon\"><span class=\"ultp-block-author ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <circle cx=\"12\" cy=\"7\" r=\"4\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 21v-3a4 4 0 0 1 4-4h8a4 4 0 0 1 4 4v3\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n<a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/author\/chrushercomix\/\">Christopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span><span class=\"ultp-block-date ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M3 5.5a2 2 0 0 1 2-2h14a2 2 0 0 1 2 2v14a2 2 0 0 1-2 2H5a2 2 0 0 1-2-2v-14ZM8 2v3m8-3v3M3 9h18\"\/>\n<\/svg>\nMar 4, 1996<\/span><span class=\"ultp-post-read ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 5v14a3 3 0 0 0 3 3h13V8H7a3 3 0 0 1-3-3Zm0 0a3 3 0 0 1 3-3h13M7 5h10\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M9.5 18.5v-3.092a3 3 0 0 1 .504-1.664l1.219-1.828a.934.934 0 0 1 1.554 0l1.22 1.828a3 3 0 0 1 .503 1.664V18.5m-5-2.5h5\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-item ultp-block-media post-id-1398\"><div class=\"ultp-block-content-wrap ultp-all-postlist-2\"><div class=\"ultp-block-image ultp-block-image-opacity\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/return-of-chrusher-1-original-version-1994-95\/\" ><img decoding=\"async\"  alt=\"Return of the Chrusher #3 &#8211; Original Version (1994-95)\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-content\/uploads\/1996\/03\/chrusher19950301b.jpg?resize=600%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-content\"><h3 class=\"ultp-block-title \"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/comic\/return-of-chrusher-1-original-version-1994-95\/\" >Return of the Chrusher #3 &#8211; Original Version (1994-95)<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"ultp-block-meta ultp-block-meta-dot ultp-block-meta-icon\"><span class=\"ultp-block-author ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <circle cx=\"12\" cy=\"7\" r=\"4\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 21v-3a4 4 0 0 1 4-4h8a4 4 0 0 1 4 4v3\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n<a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/author\/chrushercomix\/\">Christopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span><span class=\"ultp-block-date ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M3 5.5a2 2 0 0 1 2-2h14a2 2 0 0 1 2 2v14a2 2 0 0 1-2 2H5a2 2 0 0 1-2-2v-14ZM8 2v3m8-3v3M3 9h18\"\/>\n<\/svg>\nApr 28, 1996<\/span><span class=\"ultp-post-read ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 5v14a3 3 0 0 0 3 3h13V8H7a3 3 0 0 1-3-3Zm0 0a3 3 0 0 1 3-3h13M7 5h10\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M9.5 18.5v-3.092a3 3 0 0 1 .504-1.664l1.219-1.828a.934.934 0 0 1 1.554 0l1.22 1.828a3 3 0 0 1 .503 1.664V18.5m-5-2.5h5\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ultp-pagination-wrap ultp-pagination-ajax-action\" data-paged=\"1\" data-expost=\"\"  data-blockid=\"5e0a34\" data-postid=\"7838\" data-pages=\"6\" data-blockname=\"ultimate-post_post-list-4\" data-selfpostid=\"yes\"><ul class=\"ultp-pagination\"><li class=\"ultp-prev-page-numbers\" style=\"display:none\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7838\/\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"m15 18-6-6 6-6\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n Previous<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ultp-first-pages\" style=\"display:none\" data-current=\"1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7838\/\">1<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ultp-first-dot\"style=\"display:none\"><a href=\"#\">&#8230;<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ultp-center-item pagination-active\" data-current=\"1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7838\/\">1<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ultp-center-item\" data-current=\"2\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7838\/page\/2\/\">2<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ultp-center-item\" data-current=\"3\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7838\/page\/3\/\">3<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ultp-last-dot\" ><a href=\"#\">&#8230;<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ultp-last-pages\" data-current=\"6\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7838\/page\/6\/\">6<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ultp-next-page-numbers\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7838\/page\/2\/\">Next<svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"m9 18 6-6-6-6\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><div class=\"pagination-block-html\" aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"display: none;\"><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>This comic has been plotted, but remains unfinished, the rest to be seen via PPV request (adulting &#8212; 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The Arrival of the Dark Conquerors [Remastered Cover]<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"ultp-block-meta ultp-block-meta-dot ultp-block-meta-icon\"><span class=\"ultp-block-author ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <circle cx=\"12\" cy=\"7\" r=\"4\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 21v-3a4 4 0 0 1 4-4h8a4 4 0 0 1 4 4v3\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n<a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/author\/chrushercomix\/\">Christopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span><span class=\"ultp-block-date ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M3 5.5a2 2 0 0 1 2-2h14a2 2 0 0 1 2 2v14a2 2 0 0 1-2 2H5a2 2 0 0 1-2-2v-14ZM8 2v3m8-3v3M3 9h18\"\/>\n<\/svg>\nJun 1, 1996<\/span><span class=\"ultp-post-view ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M1 12s4-8 11-8 11 8 11 8-4 8-11 8-11-8-11-8Z\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M12 15a3 3 0 1 0 0-6 3 3 0 0 0 0 6Z\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n4675<\/span><span class=\"ultp-post-read ultp-block-meta-element\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\">\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M4 5v14a3 3 0 0 0 3 3h13V8H7a3 3 0 0 1-3-3Zm0 0a3 3 0 0 1 3-3h13M7 5h10\"\/>\n  <path stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" d=\"M9.5 18.5v-3.092a3 3 0 0 1 .504-1.664l1.219-1.828a.934.934 0 0 1 1.554 0l1.22 1.828a3 3 0 0 1 .503 1.664V18.5m-5-2.5h5\"\/>\n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-readmore\"><a aria-label=\"10-Minute Quickie Chrusher #1 &#8211; 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