{"id":7826,"date":"2000-11-30T04:53:24","date_gmt":"2000-11-30T09:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/?p=7826"},"modified":"2026-05-04T05:41:06","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T09:41:06","slug":"a-very-welphy-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/a-very-welphy-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"A Very Welphy Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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“F*** you Christians! It’s a Holiday Special!” – Annette Welphy; Pillar of Oswegonian Chapter of the New Democratic Socialistic Abortionists for a Democratically Elected via Unhampered and Unlimited Vote Championing a Communistic Utopian Society<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n

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The Welphys go Christ— er, Holiday Shopping!<\/span><\/h2>
“What kind of a sick pervert gives a kid shit for Christmas!”<\/em> – Random Karen Mom<\/div><\/div><\/div>
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The ChrusherComix Holiday Special – A VERY Welphy Christmas (Colorized Cover)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 1, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n3973<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
Read More<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Christmas Special<\/a>Welphys<\/a><\/div><\/div>

A Very Welphy Christmas: “Shopping Sprees & Breaking Floorpans.”<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 1, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“Aww<\/a><\/div>
Christmas Special<\/a>Welphys<\/a><\/div><\/div>

“Aww Shit! I Smushed Some Guys Truck! I Hope He Ain’t Mad….”<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 2, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“Fuckin’<\/a><\/div>
Christmas Special<\/a>Welphys<\/a><\/div><\/div>

“Fuckin’ kids. Fuckin’ Toys Shouldnt Exist! I Grew Up Without Them Just Fine!” | A Very Welphy Christmas<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 3, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"The<\/a><\/div>
Christmas Special<\/a>Welphys<\/a><\/div><\/div>

The Crotch-Rot Torture Hold, Laser Eyes, and Bulk Candy Aisles | ChrusherComix Holiday Special<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 4, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Ultra<\/a><\/div>
Christmas Special<\/a>Welphys<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Ultra Thin Condoms And Forkbies | ChrusherComix Holiday Special<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 5, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“Whoever’s<\/a><\/div>
Christmas Special<\/a>Welphys<\/a><\/div><\/div>

“Whoever’s Monster-Ass did this to my Chevy left part of his fuckin’ shirt!” | ChrusherComix Holiday Special<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 6, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“Whats<\/a><\/div>
Christmas Special<\/a>Welphys<\/a><\/div><\/div>

“Whats That I Smell? The Strong Musk Of A Man?” | A Very Welphy X-Mas – A ChrusherComix Annual<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 7, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“Santa<\/a><\/div>
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“Santa Claus! I Did Always Want To Fuck A Fat Magician.”<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 8, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“You<\/a><\/div>
Christmas Special<\/a><\/div><\/div>

“You Muthafuckin’, Fat Bitch-Assed Kid!!!” | ChrusherComix Christmas Special<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 9, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“What<\/a><\/div>
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“What Kind Of Sick Pervert Feeds Children Shit For Xmas?!”<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 10, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“Time<\/a><\/div>
2000<\/a>Inks (no color)<\/a><\/div><\/div>

“Time To Spread My @$$ Cheeks for Santa’s Big Wet Schl—“<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 11, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“Leggo<\/a><\/div>
2000<\/a>Inks (no color)<\/a><\/div><\/div>

“Leggo Of My Leg, You Fudgepacking Bear Ass!!!”<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 12, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Stealing<\/a><\/div>
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Stealing From Charity At Christmas<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 13, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"KKKeiths<\/a><\/div>
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KKKeiths Pranks Begin<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 31, 2000<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Kiddie<\/a><\/div>
2009<\/a>2010<\/a>2014 color<\/a>Kiddie Kartway<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Kiddie Kartway Runs Wild! (2009) | ChrusherComix<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 25, 2008<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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BONUS FOR YOU BASTARDS!!!! CANON FAN ART!<\/span><\/h2>
“Who the fuck likes this shit enough to make FAN art of it?!” – A retard, maybe you<\/em><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Matt Stevens Comix<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nApr 1, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n1478<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Mama The Butt Crashes Into Welphy House By Matt Stevens<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nApr 2, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART The Welphys Loot The Car Crash WTF By Matt Stevens<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nApr 3, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Slashers Horror Trip<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 2, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Ray Jerks Off To Internet Porn By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 3, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Slasher KOs Ray With Basketball By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 4, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Cow Recycles Rays Hair By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 5, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Keith Clarks Slasher Comics 2 The Death Of The Little Cherries<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 6, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART RaYzor Vs Dan Boyce Playing SNES Monday Night RAW Game By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 7, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART RaYzor Dominates Dan But Here Comes Slasher By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 8, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Slasher Stabs Rays Throat Boyce Wants To Molest Carcass By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 9, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Dan Places Extremity In Wounded RaYzors Ass By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 10, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART Slasher Bitchslaps Boyce Across Room By Keith Clark<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 11, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART But Apparently It Was Keiths Dream By Ray C<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 12, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART RaYzor And Slasher Face Off At The Cliffs By Ray C<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 13, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"RaYzors<\/a><\/div>
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RaYzors Edge Prelude RaYzor Goes Fishing In His Dreams<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 14, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"RaYzors<\/a><\/div>
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RaYzors Dream Continues<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 15, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"RaYzor<\/a><\/div>
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RaYzor Finds Deserted Island Of Hot Naked Chicks In Heat<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 16, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"And<\/a><\/div>
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And Now For Comics By Mary Stevens<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 16, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"CANON<\/a><\/div>
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CANON FAN ART But Alas It Was All A Dream Ray By Mary Stevens<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 18, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>