{"id":3793,"date":"1996-06-01T14:20:34","date_gmt":"1996-06-01T18:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/?p=3793"},"modified":"2026-05-10T07:55:15","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T11:55:15","slug":"dark-conquerors-quickie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/dark-conquerors-quickie\/","title":{"rendered":"Heroes Turn Heel — Dark Conquerors #1 (Quickie-Comic Series) [Rated PG-13]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“What started as a joke has now become a disaster.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

[AUTHOR’S NOTE: These comics were drawn as a goof with a beer buzz in 10 minutes or less after going to the local Speedway, watching too much WWF\/WWE and playing too many video games. Not my best art, and not essential to the long-term plot of the overall story, but chock-full of sadistic “WWF\/WWE-style” violence to amuse myself, my brother, and some of my best friends. You technically could skip this issue if this isn’t your thing.]<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Darkness surrounds The Conquerors. Chrusher, Mush, RaYzor, Cow, and Ricktor have become twisted vigilantes, far from the goodie-two-shoes, high school justice-seekers they had been for years. Chrusher has been slowly become aware of that there are times when unexplainable mysterious and latent telekinetic powers happen around him, but seeing “goodness” steadily leaving the normal populace — led primarily to his bad luck and the things he has seen over the prior few years (partially covered in prior comics and a yet-unreleased graphic novel) — he has become disillusioned with the Justice System not punishing some true villains, and turned from the way of peace and forgiveness that his eccentric, yet God-fearing mother Mare would prefer. Instead, he and his brethren have turned vengeful on those who have wronged them. This particular episode starts at the local Speedway, where arrogant, functionally retarded red-necks, drunk middle-class adults with too much disposable income, and random Welforce agents stumble upon painful interludes. Beat-downs, pain, hospitalizations, and laughter will ensue. <\/p>\n\n\n

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Drunk Quickie Comics #1 – Supplemental ChrusherComix Side Stories:<\/span><\/h2>
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10-Minute Quickie Chrusher #1 – The Arrival of the Dark Conquerors [Remastered Cover]<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 1, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n4815<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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The Dark Conquerors lose patience with drunkard race fans at the local track | Dark Conquerors<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 2, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Chrush’<\/a><\/div>

Chrush’ bro Mush defeats Chieftain Mully via Powerbomb | Dark Conquerors<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 3, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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“We are looking for Welforce agents to damage.” | Dark Conquerors<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 4, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Chrusher<\/a><\/div>

Chrusher Dominates Corey, Who May Not Comprehend His Crucial Mistake<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 5, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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“What.. In Hell’s Name… Is Fucking… That?!” | The Dark Conquerors Cometh<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 6, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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The Aftermath Of The Powerplant Piledriver To Banzai Drop<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 7, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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“Lucky They Sedated Me, Or I’d Kick Your F***in’ Ass!” | Dark Conquerors #1<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 8, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Ha<\/a><\/div>

Ha I Dont Feel Pain Due To The Medication Im Not A Fuckin Fraid<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 9, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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“What!? I’m Sticking Crayons Up My Butt?! YES!!” | Dark Conquerors #1 (1997)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 10, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Dan’s Drugged Dream | The 10-Minute Quickie Crusher Comics (1996)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 11, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Multiple Person Surgery On Damaged Welforce Stooges<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 12, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Mom Invited To Watch Son’s Surgery That 22-Year-Old Dr. Stevenson Performed with No Prior Training<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 13, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Mrs Morone Gooses Nurse Mush<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 14, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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FINISHERS OFF THE ROOF To Bloated Carcasses<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 15, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"What<\/a><\/div>

What The Fuck Is Taking This Elevator So Fuckin Long Fuck The Damn Thing<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 16, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Oh GAWD What Is Gonna Happen To Me<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 17, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Intensity And Smoke Fill The Air Dan Vs Ray II<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 18, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Dan Vs Bill Bixy Forehead Mush And Chrush<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 19, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Dan<\/a><\/div>

Dan vs. Cow & AC & Dave & Ricktor<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 20, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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“I AM THE RED-NUTTED RULER!!! THIS COMIC IS DONE! GO AWAY! DIE!”<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 21, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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The Way of the Red-Nutted Ruler<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 22, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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The 10-Minute Quickie Chrusher Edition: The Dark Conquerors Vs. … #1 – Original Version (1996)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 28, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n1 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Dark Conquerors #2 cover | Danny B. The G… Triumphant?! (1996-07-01)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 1, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>