{"id":1730,"date":"1997-11-01T23:56:01","date_gmt":"1997-11-02T04:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/?p=1730"},"modified":"2026-05-10T07:53:06","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T11:53:06","slug":"arrival-lunaticials-uploading-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/arrival-lunaticials-uploading-now\/","title":{"rendered":"The Arrival of the Lunaticials | RaYzor’s Edge #2 [Rated PG-13]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

In the wake of the continuing rivalry between Chrusher’s friends Keith “Slasher” Clarkson and Ray “RaYzor” Cadildo coming to a head of an ugly confrontation, a padded short bus crashes on a nearby countryside road. What emerges from the bus forever changes the history of the ChrusherComix Universe… and it is unlike anything you have ever read. If you read it, that is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Originally written and illustrated in 1997-98, but only colored & web-published in 2013-14! Join us… for The Arrival of the Lunaticials<\/strong><\/em><\/a>! …NOW UPLOADED!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a9 1997-98 Christopher Galletta Stevens<\/p>\n\n\n

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The Arrival of the Lunaticials | The RaYzor’s Edge #2 (1997-07-08)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 1, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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The Lunaticials Emerge from the Fiery Short Bus Accident<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 3, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Welphy household… where food ceases to exist. | RaYzor’s Edge #2<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 7, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Bum?! I RAYZOR, RULE!” | RaYzor’s Edge #2<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 9, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Ray shall be thrown into the SEPTIC S#!T HOLE!” | RaYzor’s Edge #2<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 11, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Those muthafakkahs are gonna’ pay!!!” | RaYzor’s Edge #2<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 12, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Clarkson is my kind of scum.” | RaYzor’s Edge #2<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 15, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Guns & Crisco | RaYzor’s Edge #2 (1997)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 19, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Gawdamn Roswell Aliens” & Capable @$$es | Chrusher: RaYzor’s Edge #2<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 21, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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\"Cow<\/a><\/div>
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Cow LOVES watching The Maury Povich Show!<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 30, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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The Truth of the molestation… revealed?! | RaYzor’s Edge #2 (1997)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 2, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” | ChrusherComix – The Arrival of the Lunaticials<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 4, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“WENDY, LOOKIT!!!!!” | The Arrival of the Lunaticials<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 6, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Corroded with shit!!!” “What is?” “His face!” – The Arrival of the Lunaticials | ChrusherComix<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 8, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Mr. Corrodedwithshitfaceman possesses Bastard Buck! – The Arrival of the Lunaticials | ChrusherComix Classics<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 10, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“INCOMPETENT IDIOTS! I AM YOUR MASTER NOW! STOP SLIDING DOWN FENCES!” – Arrival of the Lunaticials | ChrusherComix Classics<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 13, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Mr. Corrodedwithshitfaceman seeks out Scott “The Cow” Gangnoni! – Arrival of the Lunaticials | ChrusherComix Classics<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 14, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“This is RaYzor’s Edge… THIS IS MY COMIC!!!” – Enter The Lunaticials | Classic ChrusherComix (1997)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 15, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“You’ll take me to Fort Crusher!” “Wrong. You’ll die. Fire.” | Lunaticials – ChrusherComix Classics<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 17, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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HUGE ASS EXPLODES! UUUUHHHHHH!!!!! | The Arrival of the Lunaticials – Classic ChrusherComix<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 18, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Hey, leave that shit alone, I need it to rub on my neck, old man!” | Arrival of the Lunaticials<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 19, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Who or what is this imbecile or immigrant thing welding shit on his neck?” | Arrival of the Lunaticials – Crusher Comics<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 20, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“He has felt a great disturbance in the flatulence.” | Arrival of the Lunaticials<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 21, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Rusty Bike Chain Instruction Manual | Arrival of the Lunaticials<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 22, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Bucky thinks most webcomic readers are retarded. | Arrival of the Lunaticials<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 31, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Originally written and illustrated in 1997-98, but only colored & web-published in 2013-14! Join us… for The Arrival of the Lunaticials<\/strong><\/em><\/a>! …NOW UPLOADED!<\/p>\n

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In the wake of the continuing rivalry between Chrusher’s friends Keith “Slasher” Clarkson and Ray “RaYzor” Cadildo coming to a head of an ugly confrontation, a padded short bus crashes on a nearby countryside road. What emerges from the bus
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