{"id":1,"date":"1996-06-30T14:14:00","date_gmt":"1996-06-30T18:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/?p=1"},"modified":"2026-05-10T07:54:15","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T11:54:15","slug":"10-minute-quickie-red-nuts-cometh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/10-minute-quickie-red-nuts-cometh\/","title":{"rendered":"10-Minute Quickie #2 – The Red-Nutted Ruler Cometh… [Rated R]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Dan did something nobody has done in hundreds of pages… DEFEAT EVERY SINGLE CONQUEROR! Dammit, Dan, save some for the rest of them…<\/p>\n\n\n

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Dark Conquerors #2 cover | Danny B. The G… Triumphant?! (1996-07-01)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 1, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Public Service Announcement: Danny G.B.’s Hit List<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 2, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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The Red Nut Awakes<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 3, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Why Am I Dying, Dan? I’m Alive!”<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 4, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Dan Im Still Alive And I Love You I Want You<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 5, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Im Ira Bergundy Im Not A Fag Serious<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 6, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Dan Vs Ray II<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 7, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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The Conquerors Transport The Hapless Welforce Agents To The Roof<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 8, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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The Perfect Night For A Slaughter<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 9, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Powerbombs Off The Roof<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 10, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Give Me Your Hand, I’ll Help You — OFF THE FVCKING ROOF!” | ChrusherComix Defeats All<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 11, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Another One Cometh To Be Comatose With Us<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 12, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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I Sense This Issue Coming To A Close<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 13, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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BOOM Hahaha You Guys Keep Destroying The Welfares I Like It<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 14, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Testing Invincibility Theory<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 15, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Boy Am I Strong One Punch From Me Will Knock You Out<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 16, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Ira Agaain Makes A Misjudgement In His Power<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 17, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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I Am In Control Here<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 18, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Backbreakers And Hip Tosses Off Roofs<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 19, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Ray Is Confused For A Welf<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 20, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Tearing Apart Burgundy<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 21, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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There Is Another Welf Frce<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 22, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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I Believe Our Work Here Is Of Good<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 23, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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You Wussies Get Out Of My Way<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 24, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Will Chrusher Save RaYzor<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 25, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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What The Fuck Is With All These Fat Guys Anyways<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 26, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Ricktor Catches Keith<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 27, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Conqueror Contract Negotiations And Drainage<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 28, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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We Have A Lot Of Smelling Asses And Drained Energy<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 29, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Keith Gets Rick Back<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJul 30, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Mystery Agent Spies<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nAug 1, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“No! Steroids Make Me Too Strong! I’ll Kill Him And Rape His Corpse!” | Chrusher Comix (1996)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nAug 2, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Flashback To Butksi Defeating Ray In School | Danny B. Triumphant! (Chrusher Comix 1997)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nAug 3, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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The Introduction of the Welphys | The Dark Conquerors #3 (1996-08-26)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nAug 26, 1996<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Introduction of the Welphy Family | Dark Conquerors #3 (1997-01-02)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 2, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Look… Get This Gawddamn Chairpost Outta’ My @$$!” | Dark Conquerors vs. #3 (1997)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 3, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>

“Oh fer’ C*****sake… look… put that gouwddamn chair down and take this CHAIR POST OUTAA’ MY AS!” – Thomas Welphy<\/p>\n<\/div>

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“Oh Fer CRIPES Sake… Look, Uncuff Adam So He Can Wipe Up This Dog Mess…” | Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 4, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“She Stuck a Broken Pool Cue Up Her @$$?!” | Dark Conquerors #3 – Meet The Welphys (1997-01-05)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 5, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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\"RaYzor<\/a><\/div>
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RaYzor STILL Beating On Ron Foule?! | Dark Conquerors #3 – Meet The Welphys (1997-01-05)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 6, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“I Gotta’ $#!t & My @$$ Is Clogged!” | ChrusherComix #26 – Meet the Welphys<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 7, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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Can The Ambulance Make It In Time? | Dark Conquerors #3 (1997-01-08)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 8, 1997<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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