{"id":6189,"date":"2008-06-24T19:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T23:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/?page_id=6189"},"modified":"2025-02-24T19:13:45","modified_gmt":"2025-02-25T00:13:45","slug":"crusher-comics-classics-02","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/chrusher.com\/ix\/chapters\/crusher-comics-classics-02\/","title":{"rendered":"Crusher Comics Classics #2: Teenage Raking Mutant Cow | ChrusherComix Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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The Attack of the Teenage Mutant Raking Cow<\/span><\/h2>
Chrusher’s classmate Scott Gagnoni has somehow transformed into a mutant half-teenage boy \/ half-Bovine and has kidnapped some students. But for what? Ransome… or something more perverse and devious?<\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Teenage Mutant Raking Cow | Classic ChrusherComix #2 (10\/01\/1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 1, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>

“RAKE IT!”<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Coule Institute | 20th Anniversary Retcon Bonus Page (1988-2008)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 3, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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G.I. Moe: A Real American DoDo!!!!!!!!!! Yo Moe! | Chris’ Crusher Comics #2 (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 5, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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A COW’S FURY! | Chris’ Crusher Comics #2 (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 6, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Time to Rake Myself!” – Scott Gagnoni | Chris’ Crusher Comics #2 – 1988<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 7, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Holy Cow! Great Scott!” …Takes Hostages at Oswegonia High School! | Chris\u2019 Crusher Comics #2 \u2013 1988<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 8, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“You Don’t Scare Me, Mr. Cow!” | Chris’ Crusher Comics #2 (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 9, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Which of these Bare Plump Cheek Butts Gets The Rake?” | ChrusherComix Classics #2 (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 12, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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1980’s Video Game Fun! 8-Bit War Games! Wahoo! | ChrusherComix Classics #2 (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 14, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Who’s Teenage Butt To Rake? Crudd, Scruaton, Or Nerd-Of-The-North Butski?” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 16, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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“Mutate and die, you meddlesome son of a bitch!” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 18, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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\"“Let’s<\/a><\/div>

“Let’s Get The Rakes, WAHOO!” | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 19, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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NOW HIRING: THE WELFORCE! Coming soon… | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 20, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
WANTED:\r\nA small group of persons — some smart, some strong —\u00a0 to guard the Salvation Army Donation Boxes across the city. Will supply weaponry for you to be… A WELFORCE WARRIOR!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Teenage Mutant Raking Cow (Alternate Anniversary Cover) | Crusher Comics #2 (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 21, 1988<\/span>\n \n \n<\/svg>\n0 min read<\/span><\/div>
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