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It will be too strong for you…<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n

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The RaYzor’s Edge #1<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nAug 20, 1988<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"ChrusherComix<\/a><\/div>
Classics (Year One: 1988-89)<\/a>The beginning<\/a><\/div><\/div>

ChrusherComix Classics #1 – The beginning!<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nSep 1, 1988<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Classics<\/a><\/div>
Classics (Year One: 1988-89)<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Classics #2 “The Teenage Mutant Raking Cow”<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 1, 1988<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Crusher<\/a><\/div>
Classics (Year One: 1988-89)<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Crusher Comic Classics #3: The Obliterator’s Revenge (1988) – Fully Uploaded!<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 22, 1988<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Rake<\/a><\/div>
Classics (Year One: 1988-89)<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Rake Science | Classic ChrusherComix #4 – Anniversary Cover (1988)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 1, 1988<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Classics (Year One: 1988-89)<\/a>Uncategorized<\/a><\/div><\/div>

The Night Rise of the Grim Raker | Crusher Comics Classic #5<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 13, 1989<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"The<\/a><\/div>
The Welforce<\/a><\/div><\/div>

The Welforce\u2122 | ChrusherComix Classics #6 – w\/20th Anniversary Cover<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nFeb 21, 1989<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"(S)Hitman<\/a><\/div>
End Cycle<\/a><\/div><\/div>

(S)Hitman RaYzor\u2019s Hostile Takeover | Welforce II \u2013 Classic ChrusherComix #7<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMar 11, 1989<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Chris<\/a><\/div>
Classics (Year One: 1988-89)<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Chris Crusher’s Classics #9 “The Menace of MEGA-RON!”<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nApr 30, 1989<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"The<\/a><\/div>
Wrath of the Rake<\/a><\/div><\/div>

The Wrath Of The Rake (Original Cover) | The Mighty Crusher Comics<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nAug 1, 1989<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"ChrusherComix:<\/a><\/div>
Uncategorized<\/a><\/div><\/div>

ChrusherComix: Year Two Vol. 1 [Partially Lost & Under Reconstruction]<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 4, 1989<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"The<\/a><\/div>
Last DaYz of the Glare<\/a><\/div><\/div>

The Last DaYz of the Glare Mini-Series | Classic Chrusher #11<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMar 15, 1990<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Last<\/a><\/div>
Last DaYz of the Glare<\/a>Uncategorized<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Last DaYz of The Glare #2 – WELFORCE TRIUMPHANT \/ Chrusher Captured \/ RaYzor Despondent!<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMar 31, 1990<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Last<\/a><\/div>
Uncategorized<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Last DaYz of The Glare #3 – Chrusher’s Triumphant Return!<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nApr 30, 1990<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Last<\/a><\/div>
Uncategorized<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Last DaYz of The Glare #4 – RaYzor into the Asylum!<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 31, 1990<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"ChrusherComix<\/a><\/div>
Khing Babah & The Barbarian<\/a><\/div><\/div>

ChrusherComix Year Three: The Twin Menaces of King Babah & The Renegade Hybrid Barbarian (1990-91)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nAug 31, 1990<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"ChrusherComix<\/a><\/div>
Uncategorized<\/a><\/div><\/div>

ChrusherComix Year IV: Senior Year High School Finale<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nOct 1, 1991<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Wesley<\/a><\/div>
Uncategorized<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Wesley The TrOgre’s Soundtrack’s Read-Along Storybook<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nFeb 2, 1994<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"The<\/a><\/div>
Return of the Crusher<\/a><\/div><\/div>

The Return of Crusher Mini-Series<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nDec 27, 1994<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“Heroes<\/a><\/div>
The Arrival of the Dark Conquerors<\/a><\/div><\/div>

“Heroes Become Heels: The Dark Conquerors Unleashed!” (10-Minute Quickie-Comic Series)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 1, 1996<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"“Meet<\/a><\/div>
Meet The Welphys<\/a><\/div><\/div>

“Meet The Welphys!” | The Dark Conquerors #3 (1997)<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nAug 26, 1996<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"#28<\/a><\/div>
RaYzor’s Edge<\/a><\/div><\/div>

RaYzor’s Edge #1 – Canon Fan Art by Ray Castaldo, hijacked by Chris Stevens!<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nRaYzor C.<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 1, 1997<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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Classics (Year One: 1988-89)<\/a>RaYzor’s Edge<\/a><\/div><\/div>

The Arrival of the Lunaticials | RaYzor’s Edge #2<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nNov 1, 1997<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"Clogged<\/a><\/div>
RaYzor’s Edge<\/a><\/div><\/div>

Clogged Butts & Lunaticials | The RaYzor’s Edge #3<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJan 1, 1998<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"The<\/a><\/div>
Uncategorized<\/a><\/div><\/div>

The Defecation of Elephantitus | The RaYzor’s Edge #4<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMar 7, 1998<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"The<\/a><\/div>
Towner Comics<\/a>Uncategorized<\/a><\/div><\/div>

The Adventures of Towner & Friends – Kid Friendly Comics<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Galletta Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nMay 22, 2002<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"ChrusherComix<\/a><\/div>
End Cycle<\/a><\/div><\/div>

ChrusherComix Universe | End Cycle #1<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nAug 13, 2007<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
\"ChrusherComix<\/a><\/div>
End Cycle<\/a><\/div><\/div>

ChrusherComix Universe | End Cycle \u2013 Part #2<\/a><\/h3>
\n \n \n<\/svg>\nChristopher Stevens<\/a><\/span>\n \n<\/svg>\nJun 24, 2010<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>
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ChrusherComix (Chris’ Crusher Comics)<\/strong><\/em> were founded in 1988 in a high school study hall. Innocent, goofy, immature, and slapstick violence eventually morphed into somewhat more mature offerings, and into what is now the final chapter in the story – End Cycle. Enjoy!<\/p>\n

ERA FOUR: 2007-up<\/h1>\n

End Cycle – Part #1<\/h3>\n

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A serial killer has been systematically slaughtering people all over the world. And although forensic artist\/private detective Chace “Chrusher” Kristoph has been tracking the psychopath for over a decade, he may have unwittingly become a target. All the while haunted by a beautiful woman from his past. A globe-spanning thriller about crime, love, hatred, and revenge. This Graphic Novel is being debuted in serialized comic book format before released as a book. This is the Rated-R edition of the book.\u00a0Go to the\u00a01st page to begin reading<\/a>!<\/p>\n

End Cycle – Part #2<\/h3>\n

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The End Cycle graphic novel continues as we meet a Senator Stephen Foule, the intriguing relationship he has with his beautiful assistant, and we learn more about the grizzly murder scene as Dr. Welker examines the corpse found in issue #1.<\/p>\n

While the newest pages have been plotted and drawn, the massive, epic graphic novel project is backed by a huge, 1,000 page archive back story. Don’t just stop here… read on!<\/p>\n

Did I say there’s a 1,000 page back story?<\/h4>\n

Yep, you read right! Don’t leave yet! There indeed is is an over 1,000 page back story to the graphic novel! Don’t forget to not only read the graphic novel, but the archives featuring the character and adventure-driven ChrusherComix from 1988-2000, as seen in the posts below! And “Like” and “Share” each and every page you enjoy on social media! It costs you nothing but a second or two of your time, and helps the author out. And buy the printed editions where available, which also helps! Read on!<\/p>\n

ERA THREE: 1997-2006<\/h1>\n

The Dark Conquerors #3 – The Introduction of the Welphys<\/h3>\n

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As the Dark Conquerors pummel their enemies, rendering them into ruined, barely alive zombies at the Oswegonian Hospital, The Welphys enter the picture. Elderly, obese, coprophilias, cantankerous, abusive, hateful, two-faced… the Welphy family take the ChrusherComix\u00a0Universe to all-new lows. Don’t believe me? Just read it. Stain your eyes for good.<\/p>\n

RaYzor’s Edge comics #1 (1997)<\/h3>\n

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After the tragedy of “The Dark Conquerors vs.”<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0and\u00a0“Meet The Welphys”<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0– long-time friend of\u00a0ChrusherComix creator\/author\/artist Christopher Galletta Stevens<\/em>\u00a0–\u00a0RaYzor Castaldo<\/em>\u00a0attempts to take over the comics again for the first time since 1989 with\u00a0“RaYzor C.’s Hitman Comics”<\/strong><\/em>. Chris enjoys when other people assist in the ChrusherComix universe, and Ray’s efforts are usually made canon and built upon. Such is the case here. Ray’s comic leads us on a dark path… a path that takes us to a whole new world of insanity… a band of merry creatures called….\u00a0The Lunaticials<\/em>. Read NOW<\/a>!<\/p>\n

The Arrival of the Lunaticials | The RaYzor’s Edge #2<\/h3>\n

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Chrusher and the gang look on in horror as RaYzor has been attacked by the loose cannon mercenary named Keith “Slasher” Clarkson – a\u00a0grown-@$$<\/a>\u00a0madman who wears a hooded mask like Cobra Commander and sports very sharp Wolverine-like claws (since the “Raked @$$” incident of 1988 – see “Rake Science”). Keith is coming for revenge after their once friendly rivalry started getting out of hand (see the “Slasher Comics” fan art section). What will happen to poor ol’ RaYzor, who’s life seems to always take on these odd twists and turns of proud triumph followed by humiliation.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, an all new chapter is unfolding.\u00a0An all-new batch of characters, complete with a roll call! From a short\u00a0bus crash emerges a most peculiar lot — The Lunaticials!!!<\/p>\n

Clogged Butts & Lunaticials |\u00a0The RaYzor\u2019s Edge #3<\/h3>\n

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The Lunaticials have arrived. So have some very angry, low-blood sugar,\u00a0fence-post-up-the-@$$<\/a>\u00a0Welphys. Not to mention a roadkill<\/del>-(zombie?) Ronald Foule. Suddenly, a karting event turns into a giant bruhaha involving Conquerors Chrusher, Musher, RaYzor, Ricktor, and Overlord Cow in the middle of a freak-show royal rumble in the Conquerors’ back yard. And why the hell do these people like playing with feces? Okay, c’mon now… guys, you’re making me draw WHAT<\/a> now?
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The RaYzor’s Edge #4 – The Defecation of Elephantitus<\/h3>\n

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As the battle rages on between the united clans of a possessed Bastard Bucky’s Lunaticial Forces against at first Scott “The Cow” Gagnoni and then the Mighty Ricktor “Equalizer” Eicholzerson,
the possession of a far stronger and more powerful body than Bucky may turn the gathering into a virtual slaughter. Read now!<\/a><\/p>\n

[IMAGE COMING SOON]<\/p>\n

Holiday Special Annual – A Very Welphy Christmas<\/h3>\n

The Welphys go to the mall during the holiday shopping season. Some familiar characters are also there. Yeah… scene set… hijinx begin!<\/p>\n

ERA TWO: 1994-1996<\/h1>\n

The Return of Crusher #1: “The Scourge of The Scovillian”<\/h3>\n

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ChrusherComix (Christopher’s Crusher\u00a0Comics) has returned after a few years on hiatus after high school, and the main protagonist of the series\u00a0– Chace “Chrusher” Stevenson \u00a0– has been kidnapped by his fellow high school vigilante from a neighboring school. But why would his good fellow\u00a0freedom-fighting friend kidnap and mock him after both have graduated high school and begun their adult lives? And Welforce may have disbanded after the events of Welf-War, but the does not stop RaYzor the Hitman from attempting harm upon Ronald Foule just like his high school days, while\u00a0Ian Babblet is out to assemble new agents. Part of a three part series, fully inked with\u00a0colored covers.<\/p>\n

“Old Friends | New Enemies” |\u00a0The Return of Chrusher #2<\/h3>\n

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As Welforce gains new members in Corey & The Shark, old Conquerors are tempted by the Welf-side. Flashbacks to part-tie Conqueror Jo-Jo Bunn’s backyard football game rampages begin to weave the tale of the downfall of the Conquerors as we know them.<\/p>\n

Scherzo for Latex Muscle Suit & Orchestra at RaYzor’s Funeral | Return of the Chrusher #3<\/h3>\n

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RaYzor is dead? The funeral proceedings with a large contingent of old and new ChrusherComix characters all conglomerated in a funeral home? With RaYzor’s corpse in a casket?! It seems like a recipe for disaster to me.<\/p>\n

“The Arrival of the Dark Conquerors” (10-Minute Quickie-Comic Series #1):<\/strong><\/h3>\n

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Darkness surrounds The Conquerors. Chrusher, Mush, RaYzor, Cow, and Ricktor have become twisted vigilantes, far from the goodie-two-shoes justice-seekers they had been for years. Chrusher has been slowly refining his mysterious and latent telekinetic powers, but seeing “goodness” steadily leaving the normal populace, he has turned from the way of peace and forgiveness that his eccentric, yet God-fearing mother Mare would prefer. Instead, he and his brethren have turned vengeful on those who have wronged them. This starts at the local speedway where arrogant, mildly retarded red-necks with too much disposable income and random Welforce agents stumble upon painful interludes. Beat-downs, pain, hospitalizations, and laughter will ensue. Watch as their enemies finally get a come-uppance… yet do not perish in the sight of what are clearly lethal injuries grievously\u00a0inflicted upon them. Drawn as a goof with a beer buzz in 10 minutes or less. Not my best art nor story, but chock-full of sadistic violence and some quite funny moments if you like that stuff. And wait… what?! NO! Danny Boyce’s complete and utter victory?! How is this possible?! Find out.<\/a><\/p>\n

The Dark Conquerors #2: “Danny-Boy Triumphant?!”<\/h3>\n

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Finishers Off The Roof!! Danny B The G f’n’ rules! No plot, just profusely beating on people & throwing them off hospital roofs into a pile and then mocking them as their ruined bodies simply do not die. If you like that kind of stuff, then\u00a0read it<\/a>. If not, then skip it. When it comes down to it, people who read these get a big kick out of them. People who don’t.. miss out. Your choice.<\/p>\n

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ERA ONE: 1988-1994<\/h1>\n

Year One – Origins, 1st Appearances, and Freshman Follies<\/h3>\n

In 1988, an Oswego High School freshman named Chris Stevens decided to take his talent of drawing and entertain himself and his friends by drawing a sketchbook-with-a-storyline featuring character-driven comedy and violence. It became a hit. This whole website is devoted to the ongoing series that started as sketches on lined paper and evolved into the sophisticated professional artwork you see today. Enjoy!<\/p>\n

In the late 1980s at an everyday high school in Oswegonia, a war is brewing between a band of nerds and misfits known as The Welforce, inept and corrupt school faculty, low-level criminal masterminds, and a band of teen quasi-vigilantes known as The Conquerors – led by a lad known as Chris Crusher – or Chrusher for short. Starting in 1988 when 14-year-old Christopher Galletta Stevens drew a comic book in high school study hall to entertain himself and his friends. The book continued ever since, and — after never seeing print and being in storage for two decades — has now finally seen publication! Read the exciting, humorous, and highly action-packed “sketchbook with a storyline” from the first crappily-done issues! The saga ends in the new interrelated — but not interdependent — “Chrusher: End Cycle” – which is also being printed simultaneously. Enjoy the unknown comic book which readers call the funniest ‘unknown’ comic they ever read!<\/p>\n

Classic ChrusherComix #1 | Chrusher vs. Foule vs. Butski!<\/h3>\n

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It is the year 1988, and two 14-year-old high school misfits and nerds — named Mike Butski and Ronald Foule — have a fight in the Oswegonian High School hallways, then drag Chris Crusher into their spat. This seemingly meaningless high school disagreement birthed a twenty year grudge match which spreads all the way to the “Chrusher: End Cycle” graphic novel. Witness the humble beginnings of the “ChrusherComix” universe and watch it grow from an amateur, silly serial in a high school notepad twenty years ago to a full-fledged comic book today. The complete collection begins with this issue, which is itself a collection of the first three mini-issues in normal comic book format. Enjoy!<\/a><\/p>\n

The Fury of the Teenage Mutant Raking Cow\u00a0|\u00a0CLASSIC CHRUSHERCOMIX #2<\/h3>\n

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“Chrusher” must face the crazed student known as Scott “The Cow” – and the madness of his lethal rakes. Yes, I said rakes. But Cow is not the only foe that is lurking… a powerful enemy with an insatiable desire for inflicting pain is waiting in the wings for violent revenge! A digitally re-mastered collection of the “Chris’ Crusher Comics” Mini-Issues #4-6 from 1988 printed for the very first time! Read.<\/a><\/p>\n

The Obliterator’s Revenge | Crusher Comics Classics #3<\/h3>\n

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The Obliterator – a ‘roid-raging bully to pwn all bullies – is back, and he has not forgotten when Chrusher and Terminator has done to him. Revenge – especially in the hands of an unstoppable madman with incredible strength and determination – is a most lethal combination. An important afterschool special on how ‘roid rage can be cool when the comic’s protagonists get their asses beat down, and a janitor gets killed because, well, fvck it… he was stupid enough to intervene when s#it was going down. The bastard. Go.<\/a><\/p>\n

Rake Science | Classic ChrusherComix #4<\/h3>\n

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Scott “The Cow” Gagnoni returns, and “the power will be too much for “Mish Wood!” When Cow takes over the class, he – with his perverse assistant, Justin ‘Strangler’ Plankton – begins to school his\u00a0fellow classmates in the art of – RAKE SCIENCE! What is rake science, you say? \u00a0Find out.<\/a>\u00a0One of the stupidest, yet funniest comics in the 1st season of Crusher Comics.<\/p>\n

The Night Rise of the Grim Raker | Crusher Comics Classic #5<\/h3>\n

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Justin Plankton’s severed arm (at the hands of a high school student dressed like a ninja and flailing a katana blade around) has cost him his life. But in the 1980s, there was this problem of dumping toxic waste everywhere and making hings mutate. Well, the toxic waste was dumped on Justin’s grave. Yeah, you know what happens when that happens. Yep. All that and Keith “Slasher” Clarkson has a showdown at the high school dance with Preston” Pain Master”, another wanna-be ninja. Go. Read.<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0Welforce\u2122, The | Chrusher Comix Classics #6<\/h3>\n

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When police apprehend the\u00a0juvenile delinquent\u00a0hooligan nerds that were raiding Charity boxes, The COMMANDAH’ decides to utilize them instead of punishing them. He gave them a job! Hired to now protect the locations they once stole from. This new unit is called…\u00a0THE WELFORCE<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n

Hitman RaYzor’s Hostile Takeover | Welforce II – Classic ChrusherComix #7<\/h3>\n

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The fourteen-year old\u00a0high school freshman\u00a0who calls himself Hitman – and who others call him (S)Hitman – RaYzor Cadildo has a master plan. As a member of Welforce by default – as they moved in on his elementary school pro-wrestling grounds and adapted him into their ranks – he plots to join Chrusher’s Conquerors at the expense his fellow\u00a0– and soon-to-be-former\u00a0– Welforce agents. Betrayal, backstabs, maniacal laughter, sadistic smackdowns and mass-defeat are soon to follow. RAISE YOUR FULL-LOADED CONDOM LAUNCHERS! FIRE!<\/a><\/p>\n

***UNDER CONSTRUCTION***<\/p>\n

Year Two:<\/h2>\n

The Last DaYz of the Glare – Part 1 – Crusher is Gone?! RaYzor In Command?!<\/h3>\n

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Chrusher is dead. Killed by the juvenile named, “Roboman” Reegun, an immature\u00a012-year-old boy – with an unhealthy obsession with evil masterminds in both human history and fiction – dressed up on a metal suit that dangerously emits lethal amounts of energy. Instructions left by Chrusher instruct the remaining Conquerors to have a No Holds Barred\/Mixed- Martial-Arts\/Wrestling\/Boxing battle royale at Fort Crusher to determine who will become the new leader. RaYzor cheats to win, and leads the Conquerors into battle against the Welforce. But are they too much for RaYzor’s abilities? Read it.<\/a><\/p>\n

The Last DaYz Of The Glare: Part II – Welforce Triumphs<\/h3>\n

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After being defeated by Welforce, in what would be the 1st ever defeat the Conquerors took vs. the gang of misfits, Commander RaYzor is gradually losing control of the Conqerors, and with it, his sanity and his hair. He also wasn’t prepared for the massive target placed on one’s back when becoming leader of the Conquerors… namely Chrusher’s arch enemies. *Cough* Obliterator… *cough* more murderous than ever… *cough*<\/p>\n

The Last DaYz Of The Glare: Part III – Crusher is Back… RaYzor Snaps.<\/h3>\n

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Chrusher returns from his apparent death\/coma and amnesiac episode (because that has never happened before in fiction, right?) to greet his comrade RaYzor, who watched over the Conquerors while he was gone. But something’s wrong. RaYzor has snapped – lost to Welforce, mutinied by the Conquerors, defeated by Obliterator AND Ron Foule, lost most of his luxurious hair, lost what little weight he had, and near suicide, has now turned homicidal, and turned fire on Chrusher upon his comeback! And he isn’t the only one with sights on his death! The saga FINALLY starts developing some of those seeds of the grander plot that have been carefully buried throughout the story thus far (and thusly, most people have all missed). Enjoy!<\/a><\/p>\n

The Last DaYz Of The Glare: Part IV – The Asylum with Guns n Poseurs<\/h3>\n

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RaYzor has been incarecrated and instiutionalized. Apparently, the mad rise and fall that began in Welforce #1 has finally hit rock bottom. But RaYzor meets his role models – Guns n Roses – in the Asylum?! Wait… that’s not them. Looks like ’em… but not them. Will RaYzor be on the road of recovery? Or will he relapse? Find out.<\/a><\/p>\n

Year Three<\/h2>\n

The 3rd season of Chris’ Crusher Comics (portmanteau is ChrusherComix) began a far more grittier storyline with somewhat more edgy artwork (and far more detail). The greatest growth in art quality is seen between the 1st and 3rd year of my comics, all seen here on this website. Even so, typos (well, misspellings, as I hand-wrote all the text) are often seen, as well as MANY pencil smudges. My high school art teacher – a talented painter whom I greatly respected – appreciated my pencil work, but suggested to me to ink my work to preserve it, to which I did in the following season, 1992. Enjoy VOLUME 3!<\/p>\n

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It is the year 1991, and a new villain has been revealed. As seen in last season’s “Last DaYz of the Glare”, someone has been\u00a0trying to assassinate Chrusher, hiring his friend and fellow Conqueror RaYzor, mutant-like gangsters, Ninjas, his greatest foe Obliterator, and even a now perished girlfriend. The greatest challenge lies ahead for the Conquerors<\/a> – Oswegonian High School Justice-Seeking Vigilante Team. And a prelude into one of the most perplexing, odd, unique, dangerous, insane, sadistic, immoral – and hilarious characters in the ChrusherComix Universe – Steven “The Renegade Barbarian Bond” Howeird!Let the madness of Howeirdmania begin!<\/p>\n

The Bezerker! The Hybrid Renegade Barbarian – Steven Howeird | Year 3: Issue #2<\/h3>\n

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Wallowing in the dump\u00a0after being humiliated after being bested by fellow new recruits while trying out for the Conquerors<\/a>, what little sanity Steven had has now been extinguished. He begins chanting in an undetermined (and possibly made up?) language, says he is the offspring of several nonsensical mixes of ethnicities (that would be difficult, if not near-impossible, to be), wears nothing but a loincloth of some sort of jackal, hyena or large wild cat, wields a giant axe, does not wash nor groom himself, has a perverse worship of feces, and most bizarre of all… his sexuality takes an extremely curious freedom from boundaries – with woman, man, and animal all seemingly fair game to his rampaging hormone-driven rage! I defy you to find a crazier, sicker, stupider-looking comic book villain ANYWHERE! And this was made twenty years before Adult Swim or anything even close to it. Parental discretion… this… is fvcked.<\/a><\/p>\n

Fort Crusher… GONE! | Year Three, Issue #3<\/span><\/h3>\n

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The small, yet formerly indomitable Fort Crusher, headquarters for the Mighty Conqueror group, has been destroyed in the rampage of Barbarian Howeird. Clues pile up lead Chrusher to Anil Inc., and it’s head… King Babah – a mysterious crime lord with chromed armor! Meanwhile, Masuto continues his search in American for a lost master to teach him one of the lost arts… The Buffalo! Read it today!<\/a><\/p>\n

Battle of the Bloodsword | Crusher Comics: Year Three, Part 4<\/h3>\n

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What the fuck has the 16-year-old Chrusher and his high school buds gotten themselves into? They go directly in a head-on attack of a secret castle dwelling a large, armored, sword-wielding crime lord?! Oh, and he has a ninja clan to boot. A kinda’ wimpy, Saturday-morning jobber one, but one nonetheless. I mean, are you kidding me? This cannot end well. These boys are WAY over their heads. Battle of the Bloodsword wraps up Year Three of ChrusherComix. And not all will survive. Promise.<\/p>\n

Year Four:<\/h2>\n

The Welfwar to End All Welforce, the Headstrong Posse & the Golden Crayon<\/h3>\n

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The Chrusher and his friends (and classmates) have made it to their 4th and final season at the Oswegonian High School. We have seen much during the crazy first three years.\u00a0Chrusher and the Conquerors meets their doppelgangers of nearby Pulasonian High, a group known as The Headstrong Posse Led\u00a0led by Martin Scovillian & The Spiceman Spicer! And \u00a0they meet Cow Gangnoni, who is seeking a most rare collectible – a Golden Crayon! Ian Babbler, Ronald Foule and Mike Butski break up Welforce with a welf-war! And a matte black garbed entity lurks in the horizon, lethal and clearly psychotic. Enjoy the giant finale of 1992<\/a>!<\/p>\n

The (Tr)Ogre Soundtrack Storybook | ChrusherComix One-Shot Annual<\/h3>\n

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A perverse side-chapter in the ChrusherComix Universe! Wesley “TrOgre” Stevenson is introduced! The Ogre Soundtrack’s Read-Along\/Sing-Along Storybook Also accompanied by a 2-CDR set available for $15, contains material by Chris ‘ChrusherComix’ Stevens, Matt “Galletta’s” Stevens, RaYzor C., Eric ‘Babs’ Babbitt, and A.C. Murphy!<\/p>\n

The Adventures of Towner & Friends Comics<\/h2>\n

None of this your thing? Like lighter, more child-friendly fare? Well, take all of the ChrusherComix characters and put them in a Peanuts and Calvin & Hobbes timewarp. And you’ll have:<\/p>\n

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Welcome to the little-brother comic of ChrusherComix. Imagine if some of the zanier characters from the ChrusherComix Universe were put in a time-warp, adult-humor, mature situations and violence filtered out, and properly infused with Calvin and Hobbes DNA. What happens?\u00a0The Adventures of Towner & Friends<\/strong><\/em><\/a>\u00a0is what happens. A family-friendly\/all-ages-appropriate comic strip! Want a book for yourself and your kids to read?\u00a0The complete collection \u00a0is available via a printed anthology at IndyPlanet<\/a>! Sample the book on the website\u00a0here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

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Want more, and quicker? Help the author!<\/h4>\n<\/div>\n

This graphic novel is a time-consuming work in progress and is assisted primarily by fan participation (pages read, viral fan-t-fan sharing interations, printed editions sold, votes on voter websites – something that comparatively amateur comics get immeasurably lot more of than I do). This means it is not yet done, and the pace is deeply impaired by the fact that the author has two day jobs to pay the bills. So how can you help? Read the comic (over 1,000 mostly undiscovered pages), buy printed copies, and vote\/rate\/review it on webcomic rating sites. Thank you and come back often!<\/p>\n

Chrusher Comix <\/i>\u00a0(Chris’ Crusher Comics) is TM and \u00a9 \u00a01988-up Christopher Galletta Stevens & Chrusher.com. All rights reserved. No unauthorized duplication without expressed permission from the copyright owner.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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